"Please, aren't you afraid of those boring tabloids making up nonsense, judging from your last kidnapping of Judy, it doesn't seem like it should be your character?" Julia leaned back in her seat, tilted her head to look at Xiao Yang, a slight smell of wine spewing out of her mouth, and a pair of big watery eyes flashed with a mesmerizing look, "If you're worried about being misunderstood by my husband...... I'm not afraid to be embarrassed to tell you that we are separated. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"But until you divorce by mutual agreement, he will always be your husband." Xiao Yang smiled and shook his head, his attitude was tactful and resolute, "Listen, as I just emphasized, we all need to follow the rules, and one of my rules is to never provoke a married woman!" ”

"But the people who break the rules are often the ones who make them!" Julia leaned over to Xiao Yang, raised her hand to hook his chin, stared at his eyes unscrupulously, and laughed deliciously: "You're smart, Xiao, and I'm not a fool, so don't use that damn ethics to perfunctory me, tell me, what price does it take to ask you to help me change my fate, money, or sex?" ”

Such an undisguised temptation ~ bewilderment, Xiao Yang couldn't help but swallow his saliva, he knew her intentions, not so much that she was trying to change her fate, but rather that she was looking for an excuse for herself to indulge, referring to her past and future romantic history, this big beauty can do anything with a stroke of her brain, for example, she got engaged to Dylan Kermond a few years ago, and canceled her engagement in less than a year and switched to the arms of playboy Kiefer Sutherland, but on the day of the wedding scheduled for Sutherland, She took the groom's best friend Jason Patrick to Ireland to spend the Spring Festival together, and then began to live together; Like her, her current husband only got married after less than a month of dating, but she separated after less than two months of marriage due to emotional incompatibility; A few years later, he began to date with Benjamin Blatter, and there were several rumors of marriage, during which he had an affair with Brad Pitt, kissed Hugh Grant in public, openly made out with his old love Ross Berry, and held hands with George Clooney to watch the sunrise and stayed in the hotel pool......

Considering the "bad deeds" of this lord, Xiao Yang had no doubt that as long as his tone was a little softer, this stupid eldest sister, who had always been accustomed to "impulsive consumption", could handle him directly in the car, so he replied without hesitation at all: "Please, what man with normal physiology and psychology can refuse Julia Roberts ruthlessly?" But I had to do it because it had nothing to do with sex, Julia, and we could still be friends if we only talked about money......"

"Oh, so how much am I going to spend to buy your friendship? 50,000, 100,000? Julia picked up the handbag that she threw on the center console when she got into the car, took out the checkbook, and scribbled a few strokes on the reading light in the car, tore it off with a "stab" sound, pinched it between her index and middle fingers, and shook it slightly, "If that's what you want, come and get it." ”

This is his "labor income", Xiao Yang didn't feel embarrassed, said "thank you", and reached out directly to pick it up, but before his fingertips touched the check, Julia suddenly flipped her wrist and stuffed it to the upper edge of the corset, Gegejiao smiled and provoked: "Come and get it, as soon as you touch me, I will shout for help, I believe that the gentlemen on the other side will never watch you misbehave towards me, right?" ”

Glancing at the two paparazzi parked across the road, Xiao Yang raised his hand sensibly to surrender, "Okay, you won, this time I only treat it as charity, now you can get out of the car and go home, right?" ”

"Ha, I scared you!" Seeing his embarrassed and helpless expression, Julia leaned back and smiled for a while, and then covered her heart and shouted, "Oh God...... I'm laughing to death, I should have asked Judy to come and see how you looked, it was so funny...... You know, you're a jerk, just a funny jerk, take it, you deserve it, good night. ”

"Good night." After taking the check and letting her reach out and pinch it on her face, Xiao Yang lowered the car window, watched her walk into the door, and suddenly raised his hand and slapped lightly at the position she had just touched, "Is your brain in water?" That's Julia Roberts! ”

The matter is not over yet, not long after returning to the apartment, Xiao Yang's mobile phone rang, and after connecting it casually, he heard Julia gasping on the phone and asking him, "Guess what I'm doing now?" ”

Xiao Yang hung up the phone without saying a word.

Sleeping until midnight, he sneaked up and changed into a pair of panties.

There's no way, this body is still too young, he can suppress the temptation of the big star in person~, but he can't control the thoughts in his dreams.

The real sequelae are still to come, the next morning, as soon as he left the apartment door, he was blocked by reporters again, look at the scale, at least twice as much as yesterday, before he could speak, a wave of questions came to his face: "Xiao, are you dating Judy?" ”

"Shaw, what was the conversation at last night's party, was there a new prophecy coming out, or was it about Judy and Julia's plans for a new film?"

"A reporter photographed you sending Julia Roberts home late at night, did you two know each other before?"

……

Although this level of pursuit is exactly what Xiao Yang needs now, he is also a little disturbed by the fact that he is not free in every move, and casually replied a few excuses such as "general friend gatherings", and then had to flee again.

When he came back from his morning run and went to the milk crate and mailbox at the door to pick up milk and newspapers as usual, Xiao Yang found that there was an extra envelope in today's newspaper, which was sent by Mel Gibson.

Sitting at the dining table, before he could open the letter, and after reading the headlines of several newspapers one by one, Xiao Yang couldn't help but laugh dumbly.

Several major national newspapers are still following the latest developments in the M.J. child molestation case, and local tabloids have invariably published the news of his attendance at Judy's house last night with important page pictures:

"Sunny-Hsiao Attends Celebrity Gathering, Prophet Successfully Breaks into the Entertainment Industry";

"Sunny-Hsiao Night Party Judy, the Secret Romance of the Two Exposed";

"Sunny-Hsiao and Julia Roberts love ~ caress intimately in the car, and the relationship between husband and wife lights up red";

"Mel Gibson appeared at a private party, and the popular Australian actor asked the prophet for mystery";

……

Looking at the accompanying pictures, several newspapers use the picture of Julia smiling and reaching out to pinch his cheek, the framing angle and timing are exactly the same, as if they are all from the same person's handwriting, the photo is very high, with the light at the time, you can almost clearly see the crimson on Julia's face and his smile, people who don't know the inside story will take it for granted that something really happened between the two of them.

(Those who see it as "another day", you are evil.) ）