Although Zuo Huangzhe is an idler, he has inexplicably become an unlucky idler. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

He realized that he had been encountering dangerous things as long as he went out recently.

"Bastard, you're looking for death!" A drag racing motorcycle whistled past the tip of his nose, and the sound of the driver cursing finally reached his ears when the car had already driven ten meters away.

On Wednesday morning, he came out of the supermarket and was kissed by a motorcycle as he crossed the road carrying a bag of vegetables. If he hadn't flown a little, the back of his head would have hit the edge of the sidewalk.

On Friday afternoon, when he went downstairs to throw out the garbage, a bag of garbage falling from the roof hit him in the head, and half of the stinky watermelon not only smashed him dizzy, but also washed him from head to toe with a watermelon juice.

His garbage was not thrown away, but he became a trash can first.

At this time, Zuo Huangzhe remembered his mother's words, the Taoist chief under the hundred-year-old locust tree in his hometown village was really a fairy, and his fortune telling was so accurate.

Forget it, let's stay at home honestly.

But within a few days, the unfortunate fate was transferred to You Yang and Chen Ziyou.

When Youyang was walking on the sidewalk, he was accumulated by several men who fought in groups, and his right arm was comminuted, and he was admitted to the hospital run by his family, becoming the first teacher in Zuo Huangzhe's cram school to have to skip class.

Two days later, Chen Ziyou's left foot was crushed by a man who stepped on a pulley, and it was bruised and swollen, and he could no longer come to Zuo Huangzhe's house to teach.

Subsequently, the parents of the five students noisily accused Zuo Huangzhe of having no sense of responsibility and delaying the child's future, and demanded a full refund.

What's even more ridiculous and incredible is that people from industry and commerce, taxation, and fire protection came to the door one after another, saying that someone accused him of not having a teaching certificate, a business license, and a fire inspection, and that he had opened classes at home without authorization, violated relevant regulations, and issued fines for a total of 5,000 yuan.

Zuo Huangzhe, a high school student, was immediately shocked by the majesty of his uncle, and not only obediently took out the 3,000 yuan he had just earned, but also pasted 2,000 yuan into it himself.

After the family left, he was still sighing, fortunately You Yang and Chen Ziyou were buddies enough, and they didn't ask for the 2,000 yuan he originally gave to the two, saying that it was stored with him first.

Or he would have robbed the 3,000 yuan.

Zuo Huangzhe felt that he was not ordinary unlucky, and he could stuff his teeth with a sip of cold water.

The first ambitious entrepreneurial history quietly ended in a bleak situation, You Yang and Chen Ziyou stayed at their own home to recuperate, and he was bored and spent all his time on the computer again.

At this time, he didn't have the heart to play games, and every day he entered Heavenly Court's Facebook, browsed around, and looked for something that could make him happy.

On this day, Zuo Huangzhe saw the words "imperial examination" again in his favorites, and suddenly remembered that the sixth son of Tai Bai Xing didn't know if he was admitted, so he should go and see, don't delay others because of the volunteer he filled.

After entering the imperial examination bar, Zuo Huangzhe slapped the table directly, and everywhere his eyes could see were congratulatory stickers similar to swiping the screen.

Congratulations to the sixth son of Tai Bai Xing for being admitted to Tianyu Personnel Management College.

This academy is the stable academy of Zuo Huangzhe's staff.

He let out a long breath, it seemed that he had not become a kobold military master, which was a good thing.

Looking down the post, in the middle of the page, he actually saw a person search post of Tai Bai Xing, and the person he was looking for was him, and his screen name on the Heavenly Court Network was Fox Hungry.

Heavenly Court requires that people of their own nationality must have their real names, and for overseas people, there are no strict requirements, and they are arbitrary.

Zuo Huangzhe entered this post and browsed it from the beginning.

At the beginning, it was Tai Baixing's long, heartfelt thank-you speech, and he said all the kind things aside, from beginning to end.

Then, he sensationally pasted some thank-you pictures of red roses, jewelry and jade.

Later, there were posts from other immortals asking the fox to continue to help their children and relatives sign up.

Zuo Huangzhe didn't care too much, as long as he didn't show up, no one would find him, and he wouldn't know that he had been here, and the final result was that he would help them if he wanted to, otherwise it would be over.

His fingers continued to swipe upwards across the screen, and the touch screen followed his fingers upwards.

The more Zuo Huangzhe looked down, the more he found that the ability of those gods in the sky was not inferior to the ordinary people in the world.

From the beginning of thanking him, to someone looking for him, and then to the back, there was an inflection point out of nowhere, and several immortals began to tear apart again.

Sun Monkey said: If you come to Lao'er, did you send the person who went to Huaguo Mountain to make trouble yesterday?

For example: a lie, monkeys are looking for a fight.

King Tota said: Check the business trip records.

Guanyin said: "Good, my Buddha is based on compassion, and I will never do such a thing."

Erlang God said: I saw a few sneaky people go out of Nantianmen and go in the direction of Huaguo Mountain.

The Seven Fairies said: You don't know how to check the surveillance video, you don't need to put high technology, the Jade Emperor emphasized the strong soldiers of science and technology all day long, which is equivalent to nothing.

King Tota said: Strong ball! Since installing those broken monitors, our bonuses and overtime pay are gone, and it's all broken.

Guanyin said: One set in front of the face and one behind the back, sin, sin.

Nezha said: Be careful when you speak, beware of lurking inside.

The Seven Fairies said, "Brother Monkey, don't you think about who you've offended recently?"

Sun Monkey said: Brother, I am a good person wherever I go, only if Rulai crushes me at the bottom of the mountain, I have scolded him.

Several posters unanimously posted a squirting emoji.

Everywhere Sun Monkey went, he was beating, killing, robbing and robbing, and his enemies were simply innumerable.

Sun Monkey said: "If you come, your people not only make trouble, but also take away five taels of silver from me for protection under your banner, and you will compensate me for mental damage, forest damage, and children's lost work, a total of twenty taels of silver.

For example: Splash monkeys! Without evidence, only guessing, it's like taking money from me, dreaming!

When Zuo Huangzhe saw this, he suddenly remembered what he had encountered these days.

Could it be that he has offended anyone?

He is just a high school student and an otaku, he has no time and no opportunity to offend others, and if there is, Du Hui is the only one.

Listening to Youyang, he has already gone abroad, who will find his fault?

Just when Zuo Huangzhe was puzzled, his mobile phone rang.

When he picked it up, he saw that it was his mother.

"Mom," Zuo Huangzhe shouted.

"Son, are you okay lately?" There was some panic and uneasiness in Li Jing's voice.

"It's okay, I'm in good health, I'm well fed, I have enough money to spend, and I don't have to listen to my dad's nagging." Zuo Huangzhe didn't tell his mother about his recent bad luck. If my mother wanted to know, she would dare to take a car back overnight.

"It's okay if you're okay, I don't know what evil my family has committed recently, the trees on the mountain have been cut down a lot by a person who lacks virtue, and the fish in the fish pond were drugged to death a lot last night, and your father is about to go crazy." Li Jing sighed, there was not much money at home, and after such a toss, this year's work was probably in vain.

Something at home?

It seems that something is wrong, Zuo Huangzhe remembered Sun Monkey's post, and he was inspired.

No matter who it is, these successive things that happen around you are definitely not accidental.

He's going to find out who did it.