"Hey, Xiaoyu, why hasn't he come yet? Will you be afraid that you won't be able to come? Friend A asked. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"No, he'll come." Xia Xiaoyu only said this, so he didn't say anything, and raised the juice on the table to drink.

My friend nodded inexplicably, and suddenly looked up at me, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Hey, hey, little brother over there, come here." Friend A shouted.

I was stunned for a moment, and then I habitually brushed my bangs, put on a charming (self-thinking) smile and walked over to them, thinking as I went, how did this guy recognize me?

Xia Xiaoyu also found me when he looked up, and his face was suddenly surprised, "That...... Do you know? “

"No, I don't know." I replied, and then looked at Xia Xiaoyu, trying to see something on her face.

Who knew that Xia Xiaoyu was also at a loss, even more confused than me, I summarized the current situation, it seemed to be ...... Xia Xiaoyu thinks that I know friend A, and I think it is Xia Xiaoyu who tells friend A that it is me, in short......

What are you telling me for?

"Is there something wrong?" I asked.

Friend A cleared his throat and said with a wicked smile: "Look, his boyfriend is coming in a while, and then he will show affection, right?" I'm sitting here with a light bulb and it's boring, isn't it? Shouldn't you be able to show something? ”

"What does it mean? Treats? I wondered.

"Stupid you, you don't take advantage of the delivery to the door, I'm asking you to pretend to be my boyfriend." Friend A pinched his waist and smiled.

My brain crashed...... Seriously, the brain crashes a little frequently these days, maybe there are more and more abnormal things.

"Hey, hey, why don't you speak? Don't want to? Friend A complained, stood up and leaned his head in front of me and said, "Look at my breasts, my legs, my waist, and my appearance after the explosion, no matter how you look at it, you take advantage of it, right?" ”

That's when I started to pay attention to her appearance, and she was right, she was indeed beautiful.

But unlike Xia Xiaoyu's beauty, although Xia Xiaoyu is plump in the plump place, she is generally thin, while friend A is like a ripe peach, the plump that can drip down the honey when you bite it.

I immediately smiled, "Okay." ”

So I was able to sit next to friend A, Xia Xiaoyu sat on the other end, and the three of us sat together without the slightest embarrassment.

And Xia Xiaoyu sipped Earl Grey tea quietly, like a medieval aristocratic woman.

"Hey, what's your name?" Friend A asked me suddenly.

"If you don't change your name, you won't change your surname, Li Xingxing is also." I replied.

"Li happy? It's such a strange name, I don't even want to complain. Friend A tugged at the corners of his mouth.

I immediately retorted, "And what's your name?" You're looking for me to pretend to be your boyfriend, but I don't even know your name. ”

Friend A immediately pinched his waist and said proudly: "Miss Ben is the legendary person who loves flowers and flowers, drives a car with a flat tire, and sinks fish and geese like Pan An's small family jasper...... Princess Lin Qi! ”

"Let's not say that the adjectives in front of you are inappropriate, it seems that Pan An seems to be talking about beautiful men, and I am embarrassed to claim that I look like Pan An." I smiled.

"Huh? It's kind of self-aware. Lin Qi was surprised.

"That's," I stroked my bangs, "Pan An is a wool, and Uncle Ben's appearance blows him up in minutes!" ”

“……”

I don't know how long I waited, Lin Qi finally couldn't help but expose her helpless nature, and kept complaining.

"Sister, sister, ten minutes have already passed, why hasn't he come yet? Will you be looking for a junior? Will it be taken away by human traffickers halfway? Will you be hit by a car and die? Do you feel that you are too ugly to hang yourself? Will it be ......"

I felt a chill in my heart when I heard it next to me, this little girl is really vicious, except for the first one, it seems that all of them are either dead or injured.

I couldn't help but cough dryly, and reminded, "Maybe he's already here, sitting in a corner of here, watching you two guys." ”

"Oh!" Lin Qi was shocked, quickly jumped up from the chair, and shouted around: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, come out quickly, my sister is already hungry and thirsty, if you don't come out, we will ......"

I was startled, and quickly covered her mouth, pressed Lin Qi's shoulders and pressed her down.

Lin Qi immediately broke away from my hand and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing? ”

"Sister, you are really my sister, this is a Western restaurant, can you be quiet." I smiled wryly.

"But...... My brother-in-law hasn't come out. Lin Qi's brows were tightly furrowed, and there were words in his mouth: "Amitabha, bless my brother-in-law for not going to find Xiaosan, not being hit by a car and dying, and not being abducted by human traffickers......"

I almost vomited blood.

Suddenly, Xia Xiaoyu, who was sitting opposite, coughed dryly, I knew that this guy was finally going to speak, so I let go of Lin Qi. Sure enough, seeing that Xia Xiaoyu was about to speak, Lin Qi couldn't help but be honest, it seemed that only Xiaoyu was obedient.

"Aren't you bored?" Xia Xiaoyu looked at me and said.

I shrugged my shoulders: "Isn't it fun to play with girls who are so cute?" If you don't speak, I can sit here with her for a day. ”

"It's really a lot of low-level fun."

"Right? But it's better than being a class leader who was almost forced to go to school. ”

"You know what, that only shows my beauty from the side."

"Oh hehe, I laugh and don't say anything......"

Lin Qi was stunned and listened to Xia Xiaoyu and me answering freely, and was left out for a while before shouting and waving his hand, interrupting all of our words.

Then she stared at me angrily: "Do you know my sister?" ”

"It's a good relationship." I nodded.

"How, how is it possible! My sister doesn't have friends of the opposite sex! Impure heterosexual relationships should be burned to death! And I haven't even heard my sister say she knows you, huh? Lin Qi exclaimed.

Khan, I would like to have a pure relationship with the opposite sex, but the problem is that your sister looks very impure.

Of course, I can't say this, I can only say, "But, your sister even has a boyfriend, it's normal to know one or two male friends, right?" ”

"No, no, no, of course not, my sister belongs to me, and then it belongs to my brother-in-law, and the others don't score! Even if you want to share, you can only share it from your brother-in-law! Lin Qiyi said righteously.

I was speechless for a moment, okay, why don't you just say "I vowed to marry the same man as my sister since I was a child, so this man must be very good" or something?

"I've vowed to marry the same man as my sister since I was a child, so this man has to be excellent!" Lin Shan glanced at Xia Xiaoyu with her foolish eyes, "Aren't I just here to look at each other today?" ”

Very good girl, you're out of cure.

Xia Xiaoyu finally couldn't help but speak: "Okay, don't play anymore, Lin Qi, let me officially introduce you to Li Xingxing." ”

Lin Qi nodded in a daze.

"Li Xingxing is my classmate, excellent in learning, excellent moral character, respect for teachers, popular, more than 30 girls in the class have a crush on him, and the remaining one is me. Enjoys playing basketball, football, billiards, badminton, table tennis, rugby, golf, etc., ......etc., etc

"Wait, wait, you're talking about me?" I was shocked.

"How not? Don't be modest," Xia Xiaoyu gave me a positive answer and continued: "It was a summer dusk, I was packing my schoolbag in the classroom, and suddenly Li Xingxing walked in, handed over a love letter, and said with a shy face, please have a relationship with me......

Nima's plot is unfolding!

"I just said yes, if you have the ability to read the English text tomorrow morning, read the love letter in English and let the whole class read it together, and I will agree to associate with you." Xia Xiaoyu said nonsense.

I was already on the verge of fainting, if such a shameful clip happened to me, I would really faint on the spot, and listening to Xia Xiaoyu's words so smoothly, I might have made up 108,000 times in my head.

"And then, and then?" Lin Qi asked with wide eyes, looking curious about the baby.

"As a result, the next day, the English morning reading was changed to Chinese early reading, and the love letter was not read."

"Huh? It's a pity. ”

I was relieved, to be honest, I was worried that Xia Xiaoyu would really let me do this......

"The national flag was raised on Monday the second week, and when he gave a speech under the national flag, he temporarily replaced the speech with a love letter, and then read the love letter as a speech in English......" Xia Xiaoyu smiled: "Most of those leaders are not very good at English, and they didn't react until they finished reading ILOVEYOU." ”

Once again, my brain was in a state of flux.