Chapter 1: Teenagers and Girls

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"Look, there's a big guy there, and its meat is rich in protein. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Let's sneak over and grab it, and then cut off the head so that you can eat it, the most important thing about living in the desert is-"

The boy lying behind the sand dune was still pointing to the huge lizard in front of him and explaining to the girl behind him with a happy face, and the state of self-amusement completely ignored the girl's increasingly gloomy face.

Bang, a small mushroom cloud rises. "Fix it, and one more word will blow you up." Suppressed full of anger, the girl expressed her thoughts to an unknown object in the pit in a voice as calm as possible, completely ignoring the fact that her teammates were still living and dying in the pit.

"Obviously angrily blew up such a big pit, and you still have to pretend to be calm, why bother, why bother? You say you're holding grass. The underbeating suddenly became sharper, and the pitch went all the way to the west, eventually becoming two condensed words. And the culprit was staring at the young man who had just stood up with red eyes.

Looking at the world, whether it is an anime or a novel, what are the most basic qualities that you need to have if you want to be a villain boss? From the little monster in Ultraman to prepare for the laser, which is a skill that looks like a big move but can't dodge, to Sailor Moon playing body art to form various patterns, and the villain's gentlemanly spirit of eating popcorn and watching popping clothes with his life, there is no doubt that there is no (killing) justice without procrastination. As a civilized and high-quality villain BOSS,You must not be in the enemy's accumulation,Transformation,Explosion,When looking for a helper,Take advantage of the clothes just burst,Still with your friends,Wife affectionately confessed to solve the battle with a stick,On the contrary, you must wait for the opponent to finish changing,Explode the seed,CD refresh and then very fair and the protagonist and a group of friends to fight to the death,And then welcome the happy ending。

The lizard looked at the boy cautiously, it didn't understand why this skinny insect was drenched in its own corrosive slime without a trace of blood, and the other animals would show their white bones, let out a terrible scream, and roll on the ground in pain. Even though this little bug screamed so miserably, he could still stand up.

"If you don't talk about civilization, if you don't talk about quality, how can you come out and mix, you will memorize the rules of the boss, go home and recite the full text and copy it a hundred times." The boy crossed his waist with one hand and pointed at the lizard with the other, like a shrew scolding the street. This kind of expression and action that usually appears on some aunts is extremely natural to appear in a 20-year-old young man with a full body body, although the teenager himself is unharmed in the corrosive slime, but the clothes are not superhuman clothes after all, after all, there is no ability to resist corrosion, resulting in most of the buttocks are now cool in the wind. The terrifying sense of disobedience and disgusting level made the girl behind him can't help but half-hide her face and quietly take a few steps back, widening the distance from the idiot in front of her, with an expression of "Who is this teaser, I can't recognize him".

However, it is a pity that as a lizard native to the Amazon desert is bound to not understand Chinese, so it regrets missing a precious opportunity for psychological reflection, and will not have a little sympathy for this skinny looking bug, the strong and powerful hind limbs suddenly rushed towards the teenager, the huge teeth still hung with fishy saliva, the purple pupils burned with desire, and the figure in the eyes was getting closer and closer, as if the teenager's frightened face could be seen in the next second. But it was greeted not by a frightened face, but by a fist that was getting bigger and bigger.

The night is dotted with stars, the desert at night is cold and dry, and the empty surroundings are endless, and everyone in it will feel their own insignificance and the greatness of the world, and the great gap will be as if there is no human society. Today's desert is particularly lively, and the aroma of food wafting through the air adds a touch of human fireworks and warmth to this bleak desert. Teenagers and girls are sitting behind the sand dunes, holding barbecue meat and happily communicating.

"Shouldn't it be all boys who bake a good hand of meat to lead the heroine's spring heart, and then bow down, and live a life of no shame and shame from then on, a day of snapping, why is such delicious meat actually baked by you."

"Li Mu, can I understand this as some kind of harassment? You're an exhibitionist, pervert. First he ran naked, and now he is starting to spring in the desert. Could it be that the wildness of the Amazon has also infected you and made you a beast? ”

The girl's frightened voice was like a frightened bunny, and people couldn't help but want to protect it. If the rabbit doesn't have the ability to blow up a crater twice as big as the morning, it doesn't have the intention.

"Heyu, you have to calm down." Bang—

"Sister He Yu, I was wrong." Bang—

"Stop, I was really wrong, I didn't say anything." bang

"Perverts deserve to be destroyed humanely, especially a top-notch pervert like you."

The silence of the night is buried by the sound of explosions, and the sound of teenagers begging for mercy and thumping continues to sound in the quiet desert, and the story of this world has just begun.

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