Looking at the messages on the barrage and the gifts that kept coming out, Zhang Long simply shut up and stopped talking, gave the camera to the two red pandas, and walked by himself. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Holy!

What I did as an anchor was really a failure, and I couldn't compare to two pandas!

Zhang Long began to doubt life.

Nima, in the next life, I will simply be reincarnated and become a panda.

Don't care about firewood, rice, oil and salt, don't care about the house, don't care about the car, don't care about the ticket, as long as you can sell cute, there will be food, drink and someone to serve, how happy!

Zhang Long was dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Festival, and suddenly felt a wet feeling on his back, as if something liquid was flowing down.

Zhang Long didn't know what it was, but the audience in the live broadcast room saw it clearly.

The barrage rolled like a tidal wave.

"Hahaha, anchor, pee, pee, two pandas pee on you!"

"Hahaha, Brother Long, quickly change the red panda's diaper, it's best to use diapers!"

"No, no, no, finch diapers should be used. Haven't you heard of the first step of genius, finch diapers! ”

"I'll go, why are diapers still related to genius?"

"Because of a genius, one day he went out to play, but as soon as he went out, he stepped on something at the first step, he looked down and thought it was a wallet, but what he saw was a diaper, and it was a finch's."

"Hahaha, upstairs is the right solution!"

"Hahaha, it is recommended that Brother Long use Pampers. You laugh all the time, just because you sleep more. Last night, you used Pampers to be dry and healthy, and the green instant dry surface layer can instantly absorb wetness, so that the baby can stay dry all night. Sleep more and laugh non-stop! New Pampers, dry and healthy! ”

"It looks pretty much the same, baby boys, baby girls, are different, so the mommy baby set up by men and women, for the transient reflux layer of the urine position of male and female babies, absorption, diffusion, no bubbles in the morning, dry all night, slippery little buttocks, so comfortable!"

"Every baby is a daddy's baby, daddy's baby diapers!"

"Wowhaha, you guys...... Enough of you, too! Don't you see that the anchor's face is black, don't be so funny, be careful that the anchor strikes and stops broadcasting! ”

……

Looking at the messages on the barrage, Zhang Long's face was indeed dark.

Nima, these guys, are clearly basing their happiness on my pain!

But it can't be helped, who calls these guys food and clothing parents!

Bear with it!

Zhang Long squeezed out a smile and said: "Audience friends, Brother Long, I am counting on you to feed me now, how dare I strike and stop broadcasting!" ”

Looking at Zhang Long's smiling expression, after thinking about Zhang Long's various teasing, fighting with tigers, being chased and killed by hyenas, and all kinds of dangerous live broadcasts, the audience in the live broadcast room felt the same way, and finally stopped having fun and apologized one by one.

"The anchor is also a human, don't be joking, don't hurt our Brother Long's little heart!"

"Brother Long, I'm sorry, those guys are really too bad, bringing up the rhythm, I didn't mean to!"

"Brother Long, don't stop broadcasting, I'm busy as a dog during the day, and I expect to watch your live broadcast at night to relax."

"Brother Long, I'm sorry, Brother Long, it's my fault, I shouldn't have taken the rhythm, I admit the punishment, this is my address, the whip, the candle is ready, just wait for Brother Long to come over."

"Brother Long, it's me who is not good, I brought them badly, this is my address, the whip, the candle is ready, just wait for Brother Long to come over!"

"Brother Long, don't say anything, the whip, the candle is ready, just wait for Brother Long to come over!"

……

Looking at the increasingly crooked barrage, Zhang Long couldn't cry or laugh.

"Audience friends, you guys are really enough, I state again, Brother Long, I don't do it, I accept your apology."

As he spoke, Zhang Long untied the basket, came to the stream, and threw the basket and the two stinky red pandas into the water to wash them up.

When it was over, I stripped naked, jumped into the creek myself, and took a shower.

Of course, when taking a bath, the camera was removed and not aimed at himself, but given to the two red pandas.

However, the female viewers who saw this scene were not happy, they didn't want to see the panda sell cute, they wanted to watch the anchor take a bath.

"Brother Long, why do you move the camera away, people don't mind watching you take a bath!"

"That's it, Brother Long is so annoying, he won't lose a piece of meat at a glance!"

"Ahh

"Hey, hey, I'm talking about fellow women, you're really enough. A while ago, I was still shouting, anchor, anchor, we want to see pandas, now the anchor is showing you pandas, and I don't watch it, I want to watch the bath instead, you guys are really enough! ”

"Get out, we're willing, that's the power of our women!"

"That's it, the red panda is cute and cute, the anchor has a face and a figure, we all love it, we all like it, what's wrong!"

"We are women, we are so willful, what do you want!"

……

The male classmates who spoke out were instantly drowned in a large wave of saliva from female audiences.

In the end, I had no choice but to leave a sentence unwillingly, and the good man didn't fight with the woman.

Looking at the barrage message, Zhang Long was also convinced.

In this world, it is really a woman who is the most difficult to serve!

No wonder even the ancients said that only villains and women are difficult to raise, which is really a wise saying!

The clothes stinked, so Zhang Long simply didn't wear them, and directly put them in the back basket and used them as quilts for the two red pandas.

One is to make the two red pandas more comfortable, and the other is that the red pandas are and peeing or something, so that they won't pull on his back.

When Zhang Long appeared in front of the camera with his upper body bare, the audience in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded, especially the female audience, who were so excited that they couldn't do it.

"I'm rubbing, I know that Brother Long's figure is not bad, but this kind of figure is too good, too perfect, too shocking!"

"I thought my figure was perfect, but when I look at Brother Long's figure, this line, this muscle, Nima, it's really more popular than people!"

"I'm gone, Brother Long, how do you have such a perfect body! Is there any secret, as a fat man of more than 300 pounds, I really seem to get rid of this layer of flesh on my body, ask for experience, ask for guidance! ”

"More than three hundred pounds! Upstairs, I'm also taking it, don't talk about fitness, you can slim yourself down first! ”

"Eight-pack abs, perfect mermaid line, wow, Brother Long's figure is good!"

"This figure is even better than my male ticket, I really want to touch it!"

"From today onwards, I announce that Brother Long will be the first and only queen in my harem, so don't rob this emperor!"

"Hey, you're a dead shemale again, get out, die!"

……

Looking at the barrage, Zhang Long smiled, picked up the basket again, and continued to hurry.

However, before they could go two miles, the two red pandas were restless again, and the little bear paws patted the back basket and whined. I've never listened to a child, Zhang Long, a small animal, is so irritable!

"My little ancestor, you guys pee, what else do you want!"

Zhang Long untied the basket and touched the heads of the two pandas.

"Brother Long, the red panda may be hungry!"

"The girl upstairs is right, I have a puppy, and generally speaking, if a small animal is hungry, it will bark!"

……

It turned out that I was hungry, it's so easy!

Zhang Long dug up a few tender bamboo shoots nearby, peeled them, washed them, and handed them to the red panda's mouth.

Thinking about it, the two red pandas sniffed and slapped the bamboo shoots away with one paw.

I rubbed it, but I didn't eat it, it was too faceless!

Just when Zhang Long was at a loss, a barrage popped out.

"Brother Long, I'm an animal breeder, in fact, animal cubs of such a big size are still feeding their mother's milk!"

"Want milk?"

"Kneima, where can I get milk in this barren mountain and wilderness!" Zhang Long complained to the camera.

"Brother Long, you can look around and see if there are any mammals that have just given birth, so that the red panda can rub some milk and drink!"

"Yes, Brother Long, I finally saved the red pandas, don't starve them to death!"

Of course, Zhang Long would not be so cruel, otherwise he would not have fought desperately to save the two red pandas.

"Hey, being an anchor, am I easy..."Zhang Long sighed, picked up the red panda, and began to look for the milk source.

"Brother Long doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate!"

"Brother Long has worked hard, gifts, everyone will brush up the gifts, let Brother Long see that his efforts are worth it!"

……

A wave of gifts filled the screen, some were one, and there were tens of thousands, no matter how many, it was the audience's support and love for Zhang Long, which was a kind of full heart.

Zhang Long was moved and said, "Thank you, thank you for your support!" ”