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The first thing he saw was the gray wall, and a small black dot on the wall that he had printed after throwing the basketball, Zuo Huangzhe was relieved.

I finally returned to modern times, to my own home.

This cramped two-bedroom house is now comparable to a royal palace in his eyes, and the golden and silver nests are not as good as his own kennels.

"Dragon eggs?" There was a lazy and even a little coquettish in his hoarse voice.

He has a little bit of affection for dragon eggs.

"What?" There was a slight pant in the voice of the dragon egg, as if he was doing some kind of vigorous exercise, because his father's cry had to be stopped.

"Shooting, shooting, 100-meter switchback run?" Zuo Huangzhe teased his precious son.

"No, I'm dancing with my dearest." The dragon egg reveals the answer.

Its dearest? What is it?

Jumping bands? And what is it?

Zuo Huangzhe woke up smartly, he had to interrogate him well, and he couldn't let the thief's son unknowingly empty his internal organs and really use himself as an egg incubator.

"Explain, what do you mean?" As soon as it got out of danger, it began to talk about dear, isn't this what the textbook says about "full of warm thoughts"?

"Dad, my dearest is the little heart on your left, beautiful, virtuous, gentle, obedient, let me fall in love at first sight, last night when I was in the sea of fire, accepted my confession and became my dearest." The dragon's meaty words almost made Zuo Huangzhe vomit, he retched, and quickly grabbed a lollipop from the table and gagged it.

"What does it mean to jump a rubber band?" Zuo Huangzhe snorted, unable to understand the profound meaning of the dragon egg's words.

"The blood vessels in your body are hot and elastic, just enough to play with as rubber bands." The dragon egg tugged at the closest one to its side, a good thing it had only recently discovered.

Oh, my God! Is the dragon egg his son or Lao Tzu?

Isn't that what his mom and dad's generation played with when they were kids? How does it know?

However, Zuo Huangzhe didn't plan to discuss it further, the more things he experienced, the more he knew about the dragon egg, he was not a trouble-free master, and he didn't want to provoke it until he had to.

Zuo Huang Zheti pulled the T-shaped slippers, hurriedly ran into the toilet and put the water, then turned on the faucet on the washbasin, wiped his face, and trotted all the way to the computer.

He was in a hurry to reply to the second task set by Bigboss, and most importantly, he was anxious to see what the reward would be this time.

Just as he reached out and was about to hit enter, another thing came to mind.

He has not yet written a report on the situation.

Why write about things that are useless? As long as the acceptance of the thing is not real, isn't it?

Zuo Huangzhe's jaw fell on the keyboard in frustration, and the keyboard with "B" subtitles was suppressed, and several lines of "B" letters were typed out according to the command.

"Hey! Even the keyboard said that I was a fool~~" The word "B" didn't say it after all, and he finally escaped death, and then scolded himself? There is no love in life!

Forget it, the things that can't be avoided are not hiding, Zuo Huangzhe regarded Bigboss as the short, short, whiny and complaining Chinese teacher he hated the most, and with dissatisfaction with her, he typed out the situation report of this journey word by word.

I don't know if it was too deep in my mind or too stubborn in my resentment against my teacher, but the report I wrote this time was so eloquent and coherent that it was an excellent paper of high caliber that could be published in a national history journal.

After the report was written, Zuo Huangzhe clicked into the Bigboss artificial intelligence system, and without saying a word, he first sent the report document out, and then clicked submit.

However, he typed a line on the message board: Request verification of the DNA sample of the stone duilong.

That's the invitation! Yes, he just has a vain and competitive side, why do you hide things that you do well?

Mom is always chattering, using some very homely words, to tell him about his own experience, he remembers that there is a sentence in it: "Huang Zhe, what others have told you, you have promised yourself, whether it is done well or not, remember to give someone a conversation." ”

Inviting merit is to take the initiative yourself, which is better than passively being ordered by others and getting a reward.

As a result, his boss reacted on the spot: "This mission is perfectly executed, the excess reward is once, a reward coupon will be issued, and the required content can be exchanged at will in Tianting Facebook, only once, valid for three months." ”

Oh! Mom, what a god!

Zuo Huangzhe was about to jump up excitedly, an extra reward?

He was ready to ask for cash for the reward this time. In this way, in addition to receiving the prize, he can also make a request that fulfills his wishes.

This requirement cannot be easily put forward, good steel is used on the blade, and must be used to meet their own needs, in order to reward their own hard work and forget death.

Fortunately, it is valid for three months, and he can think slowly.

Zuo Huangzhe typed another line of words on the keyboard: "When is the next mission?" ”

The system replied to him: "Based on the analysis results of the last report, the artificial intelligence system is ready to start preparing for the incubation laboratory, and when the report and test results are all over, the Bigboss system will readjust all the plans, and it is expected that the next mission will be carried out in three months." ”

Well, no matter when the plan goes, he just needs to remember that he can get a total of two benefits.

Anyway, it's not a person who is facing it, it's a computer in Heaven, and he is thick-skinned and eats meat, so he continues to ask.

Zuo Huangzhe quickly tapped on the keyboard and asked what he cared about without hesitation: "When will this reward be cashed out?" ”

The system replied to him very politely and standardly: "A reply will be given within seven working days after the test results are out." ”

Hemp eggs, exactly the same as last time.

Zuo Huangzhe is going to copy these words and build a special file file, as long as he sees the opportunity, he will use this line of words as an answer to the system's questions.

His fingers pressed the right mouse button.

After doing these things, Zuo Huangzhe took out his mobile phone and prepared to call his mother.

Zuo Huangzhe has a deep relationship with his mother since he was a child, his father Zuo Feng is a strict person, as long as he talks to his son, the three sentences must not leave the education of the outlook on life, what student's duty is to learn, to be a man to know how to abide by rules and disciplines, etc.

Zuo Feng's words were not wrong, Zuo Huangzhe also knew that his father was for his good, but every time it was such a lecture, over time, he was tired of listening to it, and Zuo Huangzhe began to stay away from his father.

On the other hand, my mother is a person who can treat him as a friend, and the two get together to talk about whether the girls in the class like him, how other classmates fall in love, and have no scruples about saying anything.

So when Zuo Feng answered the phone, Zuo Huangzhe asked directly: "Is my mother here?" ”

The left forward on the other end of the phone was even more crisp and neat: "Your son is looking for you." ”

Listen to it, is this what a human father said? What do you mean by "Your son is looking for you?" ”

As he thought, his mother Li Jing's retort came from the mobile phone: "My son? Cut! Isn't he your son? Since it's not your son, let's go! ”

After Li Jing drove away her husband, who was always a bad thing, her tone immediately became gentle: "Huangzhe, your father is gone, you can say whatever you want." ”

The mother and son have the same intentions, and they both know Zuo Feng's awkward temper.

"It's okay, it's almost time to start school, give you a call, I'm fine, don't worry." Zuo Huangzhe knew that his mother was most concerned about his body and safety.

Although he was born in an ordinary family, Zuo Huangzhe felt that he had heard the most beautiful words from his mother's mouth since he was a child: "Son, good health and high emotional intelligence are better than anything else, even if you get a zero egg in the exam, you are also my son who Li Jing will not change with gold and silver, do you know?" Also, if you have the ability to bring a capable and filial girl back, even if you trick one back, it's your ability! ”

Look at such an old mother, can you not let him like it? Naked eccentricity, how cute!

Every time he thinks about this, Zuo Huangzhe feels that he is happy, a hundred times stronger than those children who have to experience a "parental double" after every exam.

Of course, Li Jing also understands her son's feelings, but her son called this time, and she really has something to explain.

"Huang Zhe, your father and I went to the village yesterday under the hundred-year-old locust tree to ask for a sign for you, the Taoist chief can say, this sign is a sign, saying that you have been in a bad situation recently, I am afraid that there will be a disaster, you must be careful."