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Just about to prepare for exploration, Li Shunli suddenly found that many targets were approaching in the distance from the screen inside the spacecraft, and the screen was enlarged to see that it was actually a lunar rover, a lot of cars, all of which were full of Yang flags, as if there were cameras installed in front.

Grass! When did there be so many cameras! This Nima is finished, is the moon occupied by the Yang Kingdom?

This country is notoriously fond of grabbing land, and other countries can grab it if they want, let alone a place like the moon.

It seems that Yangguo has devoted the whole country to developing the moon, how can I beat it! It's not that much to ruin one, and it's going to be troublesome if it will definitely be recorded.

What to do? Get back? No, it's hard to come here, how can you open an entertainment company if you don't get a mine? Isn't it a shame to go back?

By the way, there is no place to stay here!

Take a look at another place, so Li Shunli changed another place, away from the place just now, I thought it would be much safer here Who thought that there were still many lunar rovers on the screen, and at a glance, Nima, it is the flag of the bear country! When I looked at it again, I found that the enclosure movement, those guys had actually begun to enclose the land, they used railings, circled and circled, and planted national flags around them.

By the way, is this the rhythm of dividing spheres of influence on the moon?

Li Shunli was stunned, and immediately changed places and found that Mi Guo was enclosing land there, what kind of country, eagle country, punishment country, all of them!

Sure enough, everyone began to divide their spheres of influence, but they just didn't find the shadow of Huaguo, what the hell is this? Is it still under approval......

How can such news, which is unheard of on Earth, be enjoyed alone! So, in order to benefit thousands of netizens, Li Shunli recorded all these things on his mobile phone!

After finishing the work, the official word is two, **** can't be done, since the moon has been divided, then you can only change a planet, anyway, Lao Tzu's spaceship is faster than yours, by the way, go to Mars.

The distance between Earth and Mars is between 0.78 and 378 million kilometers, and at its farthest it takes 21 minutes to travel at the speed of light!

I don't know what the distance is now, whatever, go over immediately anyway, there is enough energy, and you can still come back.

So, Li Shunli went to Mars at twice the speed of light, it took five minutes, Mars is really red, and when he saw the energy, he directly consumed 30%! This is your sister, it won't work if you don't build a power station on Mars, next time, get some money back this time.

Legend has it that there is water on Mars, why don't you see it, it's all dust, rubble, and the red one seems to be iron oxide!

It's not worth much.

Legend has it that there is ice on the north and south poles of Mars, that is, the polar crown of Mars, well, it seems to be true, through the screen, Li Shunli found an area of white flowers in the South Pole, where it is obviously ice, but the ice is of little value to himself, and it is still a little useful for KFC!

Legend has it that there is a crater, babble, there is really a crater, which star hit it? Bah, and the volcano, not bad, and the mountains, good, and ......

It's time to get down to business! Staying for one more minute will consume a minute of energy, so Li Shunli said to Xiaomei: "Immediately start detecting whether there is gold!" ”

"Yes, little master, the detection function has been activated...... A huge vein of gold has been discovered 1,300 meters underground, which is estimated to purify a ton of gold! ”

A ton? Lying in a slot, the current gold is 583 pieces of one gram, one ton is 1,000,000 grams, so one ton of gold is 583 million!

it! This will be a real fortune, and it is completely okay to open an entertainment company with so much money!

"Quick, dig it out for me! Yes! Li Shunli yelled, he had gone crazy.

"Yes! Little Lord! ”

Then I saw thousands of robots start digging frantically, about half an hour later.

"Report, all the gold has been stored in space, a ton in total!"

"Ok, it's time to retreat!" Lee boarded the spacecraft and evacuated Mars.

After returning to Earth, the first thing Li Shunli did was to post the video of the moon's division of spheres of influence on the Internet, using public wifi!

Li Shunli smiled proudly, and said in his heart, great netizens have the right to know, okay, we can't always hide whether we are or not, now the lovely netizens have something to do!

Then Li Shunli went home and went to sleep, and as for the matter of selling gold, it was a matter to consider tomorrow morning.

As expected, the headline of the next day was the video, the title of the video was that the moon was divided into spheres of influence, and the eight-nation alliance attacked the moon!

This editor is also a talent, with super associative ability, and the Eight-Nation Alliance has remembered it, talent!

Look at the comments below, there are hundreds of thousands of direct retweets, and there are hundreds of thousands of forwards, which is not like talking!

Here are some excerpts from the comments with more likes for you to observe!

First place, with more than 100,000 likes - "Why doesn't my Great Tide have a sphere of influence?" This is not scientific! ”

Second place, more than 90,000 likes - "This is called science, isn't it?" I have always valued harmony in the tide, how could I run to grab land? That's what a busy country does! ”

Third place, more than 80,000 likes -- "We regret the land grabbing actions of other countries, and we urge the countries that have already grabbed the land to give up their land and distribute it to the United Nations, and every country in the world has the right to develop the moon." ”

Fourth place, more than 70,000 likes - "This must have been taken by people from the United States or Yangguo, this is Chiguoguo's provocation, this is ridicule, this is sarcasm, I can't bear the tide!" ”

Fifth place, more than 60,000 likes - "Protest, protest, I'm going to grab the land, Brother Nan, lead us to be the moon bearer!" I will break through the storm, all people look up, I will never look back, I will write the law of self-respect ......"

Seeing that netizens were so enthusiastic, Li Shunli was finally relieved - the spearhead was really not aimed at himself!

turned on the TV, Qin Qu in the news channel of Channel 13 was still broadcasting the news: "The moon has been divided by major countries, this is outrageous news, why, why did those countries divide the moon without saying a word, without discussing it in advance, is the previous agreement all false, do we still have basic trust?" Yes, no, not at all! Call...... Please forgive me for being so excited, I'm really excited, okay, our reporter has found the director of the Lunar Development Agency, Lian Shengli Lian, let's listen to what Director Lian has to say. ”

Then I saw a reporter holding a microphone to a man with glasses: "Director Lian, I believe you also know about the division of the moon's sphere of influence, I don't know what your opinion is on this matter, did the Lunar Development Bureau know about this news in advance, netizens are very concerned about our country's lack of a sphere of influence, I don't know if our country really has no sphere of influence?" ”

Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful!