Chapter 15: I'm Not a Cook
After using a 'Writing Wheel Eye Detection Technique' on Teacher Zeng, Ziyue only felt a sudden pain in his head, although the whole person was not drunk, but it was like being drunk, and the whole head was dizzy. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's gaze, and there seemed to be two, three, and four ・・・・・・ staggering.
"Retribution~ I just finished pit Teacher Zeng, and I will ・・・・・・ it now", this is Ziyue's last thought, as for the rest of the matter, after thinking about it the next day, Ziyue completely lost his memory.
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The sky gradually became brighter.
Love Apartment 3602, Ziyue rubbed her somewhat heavy head with her hand, slowly opened her eyes, and slowly woke up from a half-asleep state.
"Go, Mr. Zeng rubbed a glass of milk to drink", Ziyue lifted the quilt with difficulty, looked at her complete clothes, and then breathed a sigh of relief, "I had a headache last night, but fortunately I didn't lose my body, otherwise I don't know how to explain to Nuo Lan." ”
"That's right! I'm going to find a chance to take Nuo Lan over."
"I don't know what happened to Teacher Zeng's 'identity' after it was exposed last night? Lost, lost, it was castrated when it was time to finally pick the 'fruits of the revolution'"
The more Ziyue thought about it, the more she lost, and she talked to herself all the way.
I don't know if it's because everyone was drunk last night, or what. When Ziyue entered room 3601, the entire hall was still silent.
Seeing that everyone still hadn't gotten up, Ziyue quietly took out a can of milk from the refrigerator, "I don't know if I said anything I shouldn't have said after my head became 'mushy' last night."
At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian just came out of the room, his body staggered out, and asked casually, "What shouldn't be said?" ”
"It's just a deliberate thing to let Mr. Zeng 'expose'~", just got up, his head was still a little confused, Ziyue replied casually without care.
"What~", Zeng Xiaoxian immediately burst out with an astonishing volume, "It's really you, no wonder I always feel that the slut Yu you were weird last night, and you have been asking about the boss behind the scenes of 'Xiao Nanguo'"
"Ah~ Teacher Zeng, when are you behind me", startled by Zeng Xiaoxian's voice, Ziyue immediately turned around as a thief, and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's side faces carefully, "You~ What's wrong with your side face"
"It's not you who hurt it", Zeng Xiaoxian gave Ziyue a 'health ball' look with resentment, "After you got drunk yesterday, everyone knew my hidden 'big identity', and they left these marks on my face as soon as they were happy."
Hearing the end, Ziyue couldn't help but squirt out a sip of the milk she had just drunk, "Ahem~cough~ No!" How do I feel that you were beaten by Sister Yifei~"
"Eh~ how is it possible! I'll be afraid of her, just kidding", Zeng Xiaoxian said with a humble heart.
Looking at the expression of the slut Zeng, Ziyue couldn't help but guess, "Teacher Zeng, it won't be Sister Yifei who saw your 'lustful' eyes last night, thinking that you had something to think of her in the apartment, so..."
"Slut Yu, it's not your fault~", Zeng Xiaoxian was angry when he wanted to, and now someone is still 'inviting merit' to expose his scars in front of him.
"Ding~ Warning, warning, Zeng Xiaoxian's anger towards the host is about to reach a critical value."
"When the rage value reaches a critical value, there will be a 'Rampage Sage' to beat the host to, please pay attention to the host"
"Trigger Quest: 'I'm not a cook'. Mission content: Let Zeng Xiaoxian fall under the host chef's skirt, and never be separated from the host. Reward: 1000SB points. Task Punishment: Bear the 'Manure Tank Technique' x1 (i.e., a week of emitting the smell of a thousand-year-old fermented manure tank)"
"Xiaoren, let's discuss. It's not like you don't know, I don't know how to cook, can you refuse the task?"
"No, due to the special relationship between you and Zeng Xiaoxian, this task is mandatory"
"Brother Xiaoren, what do we have to do with each other~ Can't we~ then what~"
"Remind the host, I'm a female drop"
"Sister Xiaoren, be accommodating~"
"No, the host can actually spend 10,000 SB to exchange for 'Advanced Cooking Skills'. After having 'high-end cooking', don't say Zeng Xiaoxian, even Zeng Xiaoxian's father will bow down under your kitchen skirt."
“OK! If you win, not to mention that I have a total SB value of more than 10,000 now, it will take me no less than a week to fully adapt to the 'advanced cooking skills'."
"Then whether you can exchange it or not, if you don't exchange it, the old lady won't be waiting"
"Amount~ exchange, of course it has to be exchanged", Ziyue didn't want to fail the task, and then emit a foul smell for a week.
In fact, don't think that Ziyue and Xiaoren have been communicating for a long time, but the outside world has only passed for a moment.
"Teacher Zeng, don't be angry? I also heard Xiao Hei downstairs say that there is a mysterious big boss behind the scenes in 'Little Nanguo', which is very mysterious and mysterious. So people are curious~ Coupled with the special temperament of Mr. Zeng, how can I not think of Mr. Zeng~", Ziyue said with extreme flattery. He swore that it was definitely the most undesirable thing he had ever said.
"Hmph~", Zeng Xiaoxian snorted arrogantly, moved his swollen ass and went into the bathroom to wash, and muttered when he entered the bathroom, "The bottle of milk he drank is mine, um~ definitely mine." Forget it~ If he has drunk it, it is not Xiaoxian's exclusive milk~ Just let it be given to him"
Ziyue: "Uh~"
Silently quit 3601 and return to your own 3602.
"Teacher Zeng, you're definitely angry," Ziyue muttered quietly, "It seems that there really is only the stomach of a conqueror foodie." ”
Ziyue: "Confucius said, 'If you want a foodie to kneel on the ground and sing 'conquer' sincerely, you must first conquer the stomach of a foodie'." This sentence makes so much sense, I want to write it down in my little notebook"
"Hey~ Ziyue, you're awake~ Anyway, you kid didn't drink much last night! Why are you drunk, in the end, I came back with you", Ziqiao walked out of the room and walked towards Ziyue with a big grin, "By the way~ I know, it must be kidney deficiency and weak ability to digest alcohol"
"Uh~", Ziyue was stunned by Lu Ziqiao's words, and thought puzzledly, "Is alcohol broken down by the kidneys?" How do I remember that alcohol seems to be absorbed by the small intestine, broken down by the liver, and only used by the kidneys for excretion'.
"Don't worry brother, I won't laugh at you", looking at Zi Yue's stunned appearance, Zi Qiao put his arm around Zi Yue's shoulder, "Dude, there is a 'magic pill' here, which does not contain sugar for kidney deficiency." ”
As he spoke, Ziqiao took out a bottle of pills from under his armpit, "Don't think it's just an ordinary bottle of health care products." In fact, it's not just an ordinary health supplement. It is made from Australia's finest natural raw materials, using nanotechnology, high temperature and cold extraction technology, and cloning technology. Each Divine Pill is rich in nutrients that the human body needs. After eating it, mom will never have to worry about your little kidneys anymore. In addition, with the relationship between us~ I will give you a friendly price, a bottle is only sold for 998"
Ziyue: "・・・・・・"