Chapter 6 There will be FFF sanctions for showing affection

Coming out of the Black Palace Mansion, Li Mu found that he seemed to have nothing to do, He Yu took Willy to talk about women, and deliberately threw himself away, thinking about the cautiousness that He Yu hid Willy behind him before parting and the disgusting gaze that looked at himself, Li Mu felt that this woman would definitely regard herself as a perverted Loli in the future. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Basking in the comfortable sunshine while strolling along the street step by step, watching the pedestrians coming and going on the street, Li Mu thought about the holy relics cloth and walked into the supermarket to buy some food and go back. Yes, as an older single dog and otaku, Li Mu's self-care ability is still very strong, don't think that otaku will only eat instant noodles, in fact, in this era when most girls can't cook, otaku are good at cooking.

After picking out the ingredients, Li Mu arrived at the door with a bag of ingredients and snacks but found that the door was ajar, and the sound of TV came from inside, mixed with sporadic conversations. Once again sure that he had not gone to the wrong door, Li Mu kicked the half-hidden door open with a single kick, and the three people on the sofa all looked back at him in surprise.

"Your own door, don't you feel distressed when you kick like this." In the middle of the sofa, a black-haired young man looked angry and asked with a grin.

"Don't feel distressed, didn't you come in anyway when there was a door." Put the vegetables he bought in the kitchen, and Li Mu also sat on the sofa and sneered at the black-haired young man.

"I opened the door and came in." The young man raised his hand and shook it in front of Li Mu, signaling to him that he had come in with a key in the open.

The green tendons on Li Mu's head burst out, and he said loudly word by word: "Zhao Hang, you'd better explain to me, where did you get the key.. I don't remember giving you the key to your door. ”

"Have you forgotten the house I showed you back then? I left a handful of them. ”

"How do I think this conversation seems to have happened once in the morning, is this retribution?"

"What's wrong in the morning, which girl's house did you rush into with your beastly hair." Zhao Hang looked at Li Mu in surprise, a picture of you guy really making such a beastly move, I really didn't mistake your expression.

"Shut up, change the subject, your girlfriend is still there, make a face." Li Mu ended this topic wisely, if this guy knew that he went to He Yu's house in the morning, maybe the news would be reported tomorrow, and this damn local tyrant would not be stingy with money to buy news in order to embarrass himself.

"By the way, this handsome blonde guy is coming for you." Zhao Hang said as he gestured to Li Mu with his eyes to the middle-aged blonde and blue-eyed uncle beside him, then put his face close to Li Mu, and said with a cramped smile: "I said when did you awaken this hobby, fortunately I have Zhuoran, otherwise if you have any bad thoughts about me, the boat of our friendship will have to capsize." ”

Li Mu felt that there was a sweet thing in his chest surging up, this guy not only mocked himself for not having a girlfriend, but also obviously showed off his girlfriend, watching Zhao Hang demonstrate, hugging Zhuo Ran's shoulders and smiling cheaply, seeing that his boyfriend was so close, Zhuo Ran originally blushed and wanted to push him away, but in the end, he couldn't resist Zhao Hang, so he could only give Li Mu an apologetic look.

"I've never wished I was a fire-type powerhouse. Otherwise, you will be subject to the sanctions of the FFF. Resisting the urge to burn the hateful heterosexuals to death, Li Mu focused his attention on such a blonde uncle, blonde and blue-eyed, dressed in very ordinary casual clothes, and there seemed to be no ornaments other than the cross around his neck. A cross alone does not prove to be a person of the church, after all, many people only use the cross as an ornament, not as proof of identity. Li Mu was still pondering how to ask for the intention, but the blonde uncle couldn't wait: "#¥%¥%##%¥&............" The uncle said a lot as soon as he opened his mouth, but in exchange for an ignorant face.

Li Mu really thinks that today is not the time to look at the yellow calendar, why is the day so unsmooth, in the morning inexplicably slapped and splashed with water, at noon, first asked Liu Xianxian to sign a contract for voluntary labor, and then he was splashed with water first, and then he was despised as a perverted Lolita. When I went home, I was first shown off, and then a golden retriever ran out and chattered a string of English, but I didn't understand it at all.

"Haha, I'm going to die laughing, he actually spoke English to a patriot who didn't have more than 50 points in English since he was a child, and played the piano to the cow, I finally vividly experienced this idiom today." Zhao Hang held his stomach and laughed non-stop, his face was distorted with laughter, and Zhuo Ran kept patting him on the back, it seemed that he was really laughing.

Li Mu, who was deeply humiliated, looked at the blonde uncle in front of him with an unkind face, and only threw down a cold sentence: "Idon'tspeakEnglish."

Tony felt that he must have not prayed to God properly lately, and God had made his journey full of tribulations. First the crowded airport, subway, bus, and then finally found this remote community, but the person I was looking for was not there, and I waited in front of the door for several hours until I was hungry and ate a few hamburgers. After returning, I was happy to find that there was someone at home, but after asking, I knew that it was not the person I was looking for, and I only sat here and waited for an hour, and finally the person I was waiting for came back, and when I explained my intention, I didn't know that I said the wrong explanation, and distorted the smile of the young man who came in with me, and as the person who came to ask for help, I turned my life-saving star's face blue, and finally angrily shouted an incomprehensible Chinese, 'Love to move the building? What does this mean in Chinese, is there anything to tell me, but I don't understand it." If you ask again, will it cause more unpleasantness, but if you don't ask, how to explain it to the bishop, Tony feels that his head is going to explode, why is the problem so serious.

The two people who didn't understand the language stared at each other like this, each thinking about their own questions, and neither of them spoke for a while. Knowing that Zhao Hang was relieved, he pointed at Zhuo Ran and said; "Silly roe deer, isn't Zhuo Ran here, just let her help you translate, don't stare at that big eye, what if you Wang Ba sees the mung bean in the right eye." Li Mu's expression was instantly full of embarrassment, and there was a high-achieving student who was proficient in various Chinese dialects but he didn't know how to ask for advice here. Could it be that I have been with He Yu for a long time, and my IQ has also decreased, and the cleverness of copying answers when I used to take the English test has been lost.

"Ask him what he's doing here, and let him speak carefully." Li Mu said goodbye to Zhuo Ran with his hands folded, and dragged Zhao Hang towards the bedroom.

"Brother Mu, I know, leave it to me." Zhuo Ran gave a thumbs up to say that it was okay, and then began to communicate fluently with Tony. Both of them reasonably ignored Zhao Hang's screams and constant begging for mercy.

"Brother Mu, I was wrong, let me go." "Of course, your husband was dragged into the bedroom by a big man, and his chastity is no longer guaranteed." "No, I'm afraid it hurts." Until the end, "Brother, be gentle, don't mess up your new clothes." ”