23. Boring hairy generalization

"White Crane, you're finally awake!" The handsome guy was overjoyed when he saw Bai He open his eyes, he had been guarding Bai He's bedside for two hours, and he had turned down a lot of business that came to his door. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

"Xia Meng, what about Xia Meng?" Bai He struggled to sit up, and the first thing he asked was Xia Meng.

"What a guy who is heavy on sex and light on friends, don't worry, she's already back." The handsome guy said with concern: "Is there anything else uncomfortable?" ”

"No, I just had a dream that said it was long and not long." Bai He subconsciously touched his brother, and felt a warm current pass through his heart. Brother, it's the first time I've seen your real body, it's so majestic!

"Since you're fine, go out with me and get Fat Pig and Ito back, the two of them mistook us for gay while you slept!"

"Hehe, that's not funny at all." Hakutsuru didn't believe the handsome guy's words at all. What are you kidding, anyone can think of themselves as gay, but these three roommates cannot. After getting along for so long, isn't the hood hanging on the wall enough to show everything?

"It's normal for them to misunderstand, after all, they saw us...... An embarrassing scene. The handsome guy thought about it for a long time, and he didn't think about how to describe the scene at that time.

Seeing that the handsome guy in front of him suddenly became squirming when he spoke, Bai He's eyes became blurred: "You guy, you won't anal me while I'm unconscious, right?" ”

"Why do you think so?" The handsome guy was about to collapse, and just about to explain, Bai He stretched out his hand to interrupt him: "Just kidding, I believe you." ”

The eyes of the handsome guy in "White Crane ......" were a little moist, and he didn't expect to feel so good to be believed.

"Don't talk about this, hurry up and get the fat pig and Ito back, these two people are really, if you want to say that Ito misunderstood, it's understandable, who dares to have a relationship with him about the fat pig's figure? I really don't know what he's worried about! When it came to the fat pig, Bai He's heart was full of resentment, after all, it was he who didn't help him carry a bucket of water, which led to the next series of oolong incidents.

Complaining and complaining, Bai He still obediently went downstairs with the handsome guy to find the two.

Putting Ito aside, Hakutsuru has to hug the fat pig's thigh, after all, it is possible to go to work in someone's father's company in the future. So the fat pig is ****, and the big belly is full of, just think about it in your heart, and don't let him know.

I thought that it should be difficult to find two people on such a large campus, but as soon as the handsome guy and Bai He went to the cafeteria, they saw the two of them talking and laughing.

"White Crane, handsome guy, you two are here!" Ito's mouth was stuffed with rice, and he beckoned indistinctly.

"What's the situation? Didn't you mistake us for? Seeing that Ito was still so enthusiastic, Hakutsuru asked puzzled.

"What a stupid thing, I was really stunned when I saw that scene, but when I think about it, you two are some of the best gentlemen, there must be some misunderstanding in this." Ito swallowed the food in his mouth and analyzed it slowly.

"I can't see it, Ito, you guy has such a strong reasoning ability in addition to picking up girls and eating!" Hakutsuru was captivated by Ito's calm expression.

"That's nature.,真実 (しんじつ)はいつもひとつ (There is only one truth)!" Ito makes the classic action of the male protagonist of a certain anime.

"Great, it's good that you didn't get me wrong." The handsome guy wipes his sweat, and his feelings are superfluous to worry about himself for so long! However, out of prudence, the handsome guy still sat down and carefully told the two of them what happened, and the two of them showed a look of sudden realization, and the fat pig secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

If there are two gays in the bedroom for no reason, he really has to think about his sleeping position when he goes to bed at night!

After a long absence, the four of them ate in the cafeteria, returned to the dormitory to tinker with their own affairs for a while, and then started the afternoon class.

Unfortunately, the first class in the afternoon was the most boring of the lessons, and it was an extremely boring class in itself, coupled with the middle-aged subwoofer who seemed to have the ability to hypnotize the podium, the most sleepy one o'clock in the afternoon, and the sweltering summer heat, all of which were superimposed, and the vast majority of students could not perfectly support the end of the class.

It's only been ten minutes since the start of the class, and some of them are already lying on their desks with their tongues stuck out like dead dogs, and they don't even have the strength to flip through their phones and talk.

"Hell on earth!" This group of people also includes Hakuzuru, but fortunately he chose a position by the window, and it is not very hot when the wind blows occasionally...... What a ghost!

Why did I choose this location? The sun was so big that it happened to shoot on his face! Is the salt of the sun set? It's too hot, it's too hot! Okay, why is the wind blowing hotter than the air, do you want to bake me evenly?

Complaining is complaining, and Bai He has no choice but to think of something cooler in his heart to relieve the heat, who let this be his own position? There is a saying that the position you choose is to sit until the end even if you die.

"Ah, that someone's skirt is so short!"

"Ah, the white fat ......"

"Ah, 36D......"

Cool off a hammer! I said that I wanted to be cool, why are there some scantily dressed girls around me! How can you think of cool things like this! Not to mention cool, the lower abdomen is burning!

The back of the white crane has been soaked with sweat at some point, and beads of sweat the size of beans have slipped down from his forehead from time to time, and the whole is a living water dispenser.

"If only I could control the water like the anime characters, so I could escape the heat as much as I want! Wait, if Heaven really gave me an ability, how could I possibly control something as useless as water? It's still the coolest thing to teleport, you can go wherever you want, no one can catch me, and if you are a courier in the future, your performance will definitely be the best...."

"Roar, with such a powerful ability as teleportation, is it just to be the best courier, my ambition is really ambitious! In this way, the ability of stealth is also very good, you can peep into the women's toilet anytime and anywhere, and you can also follow the girl home and sleep under her bed at night...... It's not good, I'm going to become a pervert if I think about it any longer, so stop the delusions, but what else can you do in such a hot weather but delusions? Let's continue to delusion......"

"Teleportation or stealth, which one should you choose?" Bai He couldn't help but speak.

The girl sitting next to him glanced at him like a cockroach, and moved away from the white crane with her book in her arms, thinking to herself what a great character she thought was winning the bald old monster, but now it seems that she is just a stinky sling full of delusions, and presumably that victory is just a coincidence!