Chapter 5 The juice of the cuttlefish
Di Sanniang said, "The tea, wine, food, and pastries here don't cost silver. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "Changsheng thought of the sentence that there is no big cake in the world that is eaten for nothing, is there really such a good thing that falls from the sky?" Di Sanniang puzzled, "It's not that the wool is out of the sheep, he doesn't know how many times he has earned by selling a piece of goods casually, just this little tea money, as the so-called big fortune does not come out of small wealth." ”
Changsheng's voice was like a fly's voice, "Can I order it too?" ”
"Of course, if you don't eat for nothing, you won't eat it." Di Sanniang said angrily, "How about ordering a hundred side dishes to make up a whole number?" ”
"Can you serve fifty plates first, and then serve them after eating?"
"Yes, why not." Anyway, it doesn't cost money, even if it's wasted, then it's wasted, she doesn't feel pain. Changsheng ordered a few baskets of steamed steamed buns, Sanniang only felt that she couldn't order them, and taught her how to eat cheap without spending their own money, of course, they wanted meat and expensive.
This old white man is an iron rooster. Even if it is to serve food, of course, it will not be free to greet expensive dishes such as sturgeon civet cats regardless of the cost. That is, ordinary dishes that can be seen in all kinds of restaurants, Di Sanniang ordered all the meat food.
The steamed buns and steamed buns of Changsheng Point are prepared in advance in the kitchen and placed on the stove to warm up, and only a few dishes need to be fried first. So it wasn't long before I saw a gray-clothed servant come in with a stacked steamer.
The servant put the steamer on the table, and Changsheng grabbed his chopsticks to grab one, but saw that the servant's arm with his sleeve exposed was hairy. Changsheng looked up and saw that he deliberately lowered his face, and took the initiative to scoop the Yuzhu Nanxing partridge soup ordered by Di Sanniang and poured it into small bowls, and handed it over with respectful hands one by one.
Di Sanniang saw that the servants of the Bai family were there, all of them were in front of and behind them, she smiled and said, "Bai Weng really has a set of teachings, I have to learn from him well, and let the little two in the store help the guests serve soup in the future." ”
The servant also handed a bowl to Changsheng, and Changsheng said, "You changed your clothes so quickly. He glanced down again, "Even his shoes have changed." ”
Sima Luming paid attention to the servant when he heard this, his appearance and dress were not strange, but his eyes were shrewd, which was completely different from the wooden tone when Di Sanniang called the servant to order.
"Yours." The servant laughed evilly, took something and threw it on the ground.
Alert, he shouted, "Be careful. ”
Fu Yan raised her sleeves to help Di Sanniang cover it, but unfortunately the part of the block was a little off, only blocking the upper half of her face. Di Sanniang couldn't see it, she smelled a fishy smell coming to her nose, and then she was wet all over, like the stinky water that had been drenched on her feet, but after smelling it for a long time, she felt that it was more stinky than the stinky water.
Di Sanniang felt disgusted, "What is this?" The garment cost her a lot of silver, and she twisted her wet sleeves, and the water dripping was black.
Changsheng looked at her dumbfounded, and Sima Luming and Jiang Qu were also surprised. Changsheng's tongue was knotted, "Godmother, your face ......"
Di Sanniang cares about her appearance in addition to silver, in order to be beautiful, in addition to counting the silver abacus, she is used for maintenance at most, so her face is so young, she said nervously, "What's wrong with my face?" ”
Sima Lu said, "It's half dark." ”
It's very black and white, like a line from her left earlobe to her right earlobe, painted white with grease powder on the top and black with ink on the bottom.
Di Sanniang covered her face and screamed, "Go and find me a mirror." ”
There was no bronze mirror in the room, so Changsheng had to borrow it outside, and asked the servants of the Bai family to help fetch a basin of water, and she took it back to the room. Di Sanniang almost didn't faint by herself when she took the bronze mirror, she wiped hard and almost didn't rub off a layer of skin, but unfortunately the dirty half of her face couldn't be wiped clean.
Jiang Qu said, "This may be the juice of a hundred-year-old cuttlefish, and it can't be wiped off or washed off just after spraying, but don't worry, it will be gone in a month or two." ”
Di Sanniang said excitedly, "In a month or two, the old lady doesn't need to see anyone." Who's that stinky boy! ”
Changsheng said, "It's one of the servants who helped the old man with the gold tooth drive the car. Di Sanniang took the case, covered half of her face, and was angry to find someone to settle the account. …… Niang: "Changsheng is chasing behind."
Jiang Qu asked Fu Tan if he didn't stop it? Fu said, "Stop? You want me to be the first to be killed by her, do you? Keep your distance to save your life. ”
Di Sanniang didn't know which room the gold-toothed merchant was in, so she kicked open the door one by one with her foot and looked for it, and Changsheng followed behind and had to help the stupid help apologize. Through a door, there are really all kinds of things in the room.
There was a lustful heart that was rising, holding the woman and opening the placket and about to rejoice, but the door suddenly opened, and the man and woman were stunned on the spot. Di Sanniang saw that she didn't go to kick down another door, and Changsheng closed his eyes and bowed disrespectfully.
One of them was walking in the middle of the room, and when he heard the sound of kicking the door, he was startled, his legs were unstable and slipped into a horse, and then he screamed, and he didn't know if it was his butt that bloomed, or if he strained his tendons when he was in a leg. Changsheng hurriedly bowed down and apologized, and after seeing Di Sanniang kicking the next door, a richly dressed son walked out, this son was not easy to deal with, holding a white jade chess piece in his hand and scolding Sanniang, each of them did not give in.
The people in the other rooms all came out to see the excitement, and finally attracted the old man Bai and the gold-toothed merchant. Di Sanniang grabbed the collar of the big gold-toothed merchant and was afraid that he would run away. The rich and noble prince said to Bai Weng, "No matter how you invite people, let anyone in." The three hundred and sixty-one chess pieces I brought were all over the place, and one of the three hundred and sixty-one chess pieces was lost, how can you compensate me. ”
Di Sanniang always covered her face, "You threw it yourself, but it was on my head, do you think I'm so easy to bully, what to pay you, such a broken chess piece, it's worthless." ”
Changsheng squeezed into the pile of people and bowed, his head hit the child's stomach, he snorted, the blow to his abdomen was so hard that he almost didn't vomit blood. Hearing Changsheng call Di Sanniang to be a mother and apologize again and again, he thought she was deliberate, "You two mothers and daughters are really ......"
Changsheng stood up straight and scolded him, but he didn't scold silently. Di Sanniang pulled Changsheng behind her, "Look at what, whoever looks at me again will gouge out his eyeballs." She pointed to the nose of the big gold-toothed merchant and scolded, "I know that you are a small-bellied chicken intestine just by looking at your face, and you have a grudge against you just now." If you have the ability, tell the old lady clearly, you actually came to the yin. ”
Bai Weng said, "What is Sanniang talking about?" ”
Di Sanniang put down her sleeves, and everyone saw her face and consciously retreated. "I scolded him for being ugly, and he instructed his servants to hurt my face, Bai Weng, you commented on me, even if I wasn't born to fall into the country and the city, I was like a flower, and now my face is like this, will I still do business in the future!"
Bai Weng said, "Maybe there is some misunderstanding. ”
"My daughter saw it with her own eyes, what can I misunderstand." said that he came to the front to testify, this is a human witness. She asked Changsheng to testify, "Which one?" ”
Changsheng pointed to the servant turned into a wolf monster behind the golden-toothed merchant, and Bai Weng said, "That must be a misunderstanding, when we were talking about business just now, he always stood aside and listened to the dispatch, and never left a step." ”