Chapter 12: Intriguing Slap Prints
Digression 1: Yesterday was Reporter's Day~ Greetings! Comrades journalists, great work!
Me: "It's not hard"!
Digression 2: I received a large box of skin care products early this morning, and I was excited......
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It wasn't until Ouyang Ziji, who slapped himself awake, that he found Mrs. Ouyang in a cottage concocted dried flowers in the back garden, that the "slap print incident" was revealed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
The event recap is as follows:
Ouyang Ziji, who thought that no one had found out about his troubles, came to the dried flower hut all the way, and without knowing it, he was frightened by Mother Lin's scream and was "overwhelmed". Immediately after, Mrs. Ouyang also discovered the suspicious slap print, and suddenly she was in a hurry, thinking that her heart and soul baby had been bullied by someone, so she pulled Ouyang Ziyu and looked at it carefully for a long time, and kept muttering, "What's wrong?" What's going on? Does it hurt? Where else is it hurting? Who the hell is it? Who is so bold. β
Ouyang Ziji, who didn't know why, was first taken aback inexplicably, then helplessly looked at it, and then was confused and touched for a while, and finally couldn't bear it, and when he asked, he knew that the "slap print incident" was ironclad and could not be denied.
As a result, the parties who missed the best time to defend themselves could only confess and explain how the "injury" on the forehead came about.
As a result, after listening to the statement of the "victim", Mrs. Ouyang and Mother Lin's facial expressions changed from frightened to surprised, then surprised to stunned, and then from stunned to natural...... Due to the excessive twitching of the corners of the mouth and eyes during this process, I will not show it here for the time being, pending future research.
Seeing that his mother and Mother Lin wanted to laugh or not, and saw that they were about to suffocate their internal injuries, Ouyang Zizhi couldn't wait to bury himself in the piles of dried flowers......
Hey, compared to facing reality and escaping, the latter is still too difficult to implement.
I originally wanted to escape the chaos of the small study, and tried to accompany my mother in the name of filial piety, but what happened? The small study escaped the past, but it was also covered with the "slap print incident", and the culprit happened to be Ouyang Zizhi himself.
As the saying goes? People are doing it, and the sky is watching. You cannot live if you have done your own iniquity.
The ancients did not deceive me!
Although Ouyang Zizhi felt embarrassed, she still had this endurance, thinking about it back then, but some people praised her - she was able to do Mount Tai collapse in front of her, and her face did not change! (In fact, in private, some people say that it is because of facial paralysis, of course, this kind of evaluation Ouyang Zizhi will not admit.) οΌ
Mrs. Ouyang didn't know, she thought that Ouyang Zizhi had achieved joy and anger at a young age, and a person who loved to save face so much had lost such a big face, but she was not annoyed and angry, and she was very comforted in her heart.
Being troubled by this incident, Ouyang Zizhi was also in no mood, and wanted to pick out some dried flowers to go back with flower tea, but he only took a few dried flowers from the shelf that he didn't even see clearly, and went back to Yuezhi Pavilion.
As for the toiling willow green in the small study?
Naturally, it was forgotten gorgeously, and it was not remembered by Ouyang Zizhi after dinner, but when Ouyang Zizhu was about to bathe, when Liu Ying couldn't lift the big bucket for bathing alone, poor Liu Lu was asked.
Fortunately, Liu Lu's cultivation is forging, and his physical fitness is better than that of ordinary people, otherwise, the whole study will be cleaned up, even if he is not tired to death, he will be tired.
"Packed up?" Sure enough, there are people who are cultivated, and they are better than ordinary people in everything they do.
"Yes, it's all packed."
"Or not?" Although he had turned it over again, Ouyang Zizhi was still a little unrelenting.
"Nope." Liu Lu shook his head, "But ......" looked at Ouyang Zizhi with a persistent look, and I don't know if that book is very special? To say or not to say your own advice?
"But?" But, but, but whatever, it's usually either to blow people again, or to give people a little more hope. At this moment, Ouyang Zizhi was obviously listening as hope. I couldn't help but lean forward.
Looking at Ouyang Ziji's little face that was full of hope again, Liu Lu closed his eyes and said what he thought in his heart - go to the study to buy it, can't it?
After waiting for a while, he didn't hear Ouyang Zizhi speak, Liu Lu thought that he had said something wrong, wasn't that book a lone book and a treasure?
I just wanted to confess and say that I was not thoughtful, but when I looked up, I saw Ouyang Zizhi in a daze.
What's wrong with Miss? Liu Lu looked at Liu Ying.
I don't know. Liu Ying shook her head.
The two maids didn't dare to make a sound, just looked at Ouyang Zixu quietly, and they didn't know when the young lady was going to be stunned, and the water in the bucket was almost cold.
Go to the study and buy ...... Go to the study and buy ......
What does it mean to wake up a person in a dream with a word?
Wasn't Ouyang Zizhi just woken up by Liu Lu's words? I was obsessed with finding a book about dreams, and even messed up the entire study, wasting a day and finding nothing.
Why didn't you remember to buy it at the time? There is more than one book about dreams in the study!
After thinking about it, Ouyang Zizhi slowly closed her eyes, she was afraid that the self-deprecation in her eyes would be seen by Liu Yingliulu.
It's been a really good day......
Ouyang Ziji, who was thundered by himself again and again, finally attributed these abnormal behaviors to poor sleep quality, which seriously affected his spirit.
Then he put out the candle early and climbed into bed......
After Ouyang Hao returned home, he listened to the guards' report, and naturally knew about the "slap print incident", and he didn't take it to heart at the time, only smiled, and then warned the guards to keep their mouths shut and not allowed to snicker in their hearts.
"Husband, you said that she made a slap mark on her head, is this normal?"
If you first knew about it, you only felt that the kid had hurt herself in a daze, and it was a joke, but after thinking about it, it seemed that something was not right.
"What do you mean, ma'am?" Ouyang Hao was stunned for a moment, looked at his worried wife, and didn't hear the point for a while.
When Mrs. Ouyang saw it, she knew that her husband didn't consider the point of reasonableness, so she analyzed it carefully-
First of all, Ouyang Zizhi is only a five-year-old child, he has not cultivated Xuan Qi, his hand strength is not great, and he shouldn't leave a slap mark anywhere; Secondly, even if you are an adult, unless you deliberately do it, how can you make a slap mark on your head?
Mrs. Ouyang's analysis is not rigorous, but Ouyang Hao is different, and he didn't think it was strange to buy it in this way, but this analysis, after thinking about it, is really a bit unusual.
How did she make a slap mark on her head? And why did you make a slap mark on your head?
What an intriguing slap print......