Chapter 6: The Elephant (Part I)

I had a lot of dreams, messy, and when I woke up, my neck and shoulders were a little sleepy, I stretched out my hand, and found that something was stumbling, and I opened my eyes, and the person who was crawling next to me to sleep was Wu Qiuyue. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I always thought it was a dream, but when the sunlight came in through the window, looking at the woman curled up on the ground, and holding her hand, I knew that it was not a dream, that this person was not a ghost, because she could survive in the sun.

Well, this person is my sister, and although I hate to admit it, legally we became brother and sister.

Under the eyes, the fair face is slightly red, the eyes are closed, the long eyelashes leave a silhouette under the light, and the water at the corners of the mouth is shining seductively in the sun.

I tried to jerk my hand, but she pulled it tight.

Last night, after she fell asleep, she came out and lay down on the sofa to sleep, when she came out, there is no reflection at all.

I twitched my hand again, and she seemed to feel it, slowly opened her eyes, looked at me in a daze, and then called out to my brother glutinously.

"Why did you get out?"

"Hmm... I got up and found that my brother was gone, so I went out to look for him. ”

I looked at the childlike woman and shook my head with a smile.

"Alright, go back to the house and sleep."

She climbed up on the couch and looked at me, and I understood what she meant, and got up too, ready to send her to my bedroom, and then I noticed that her hands were not as cold as they were last night, with an unusually high temperature. I reached out and touched her forehead, it was very hot - it was cold.

"Satsuki, is there anything wrong with you?"

"It hurts here."

She pointed to her head and said, I'm sure she should have a cold, first in the shower, and then Li Chong and they filled in, maybe she caught a cold.

"Come, you lie down in bed first, and I'll give you hot water."

"I want my brother to accompany me."

I wanted her to sleep in bed, and then hot water, to see if there was any medicine, but I completely underestimated how tired she was, and slept on the bed, this time with my hand still clenched, and I tried to smoke a few times, and as soon as she came out, she would wake up, shouting for her brother, and her tone was a little panicked and scared, as if she was not safe as long as I was gone. There was no way to find hot water and medicine, so after pulling his hand away once, he called Liu Ke, hoping that he could come over to help, but this guy must have had a hangover last night, and at the moment, if the person who was out of breath said: "There is no time" and then turned off the phone.

I thought, who should I call again, Lao Yang, forget it, he is a model husband, and it is not enough to split the morning time into two parts, and he sends the children to school and makes breakfast.

Well, the popularity is really very bad, at this juncture, I think that there are really two people, and after thinking about it carefully, it seems that there are elephants who can come over to help.

The elephant's name is Luo Xiaoxiao, but we never called her by that name, we all called her elephant because her body really looked like an elephant. If you can think of a fat female woman who is 1.7 meters and nearly 300 pounds, you can understand the reason why we call her, of course, as for the "little" in his name, I really can't think of it.

The elephant is actually the richest one in my circle of friends, although it seems like I only have two friends. The elephant is not young, because he is only rich in vain and has no beauty, so he has not been able to marry. His father was the first to make leather shoes, and later made a small famous brand, once boasted that if anyone marries his daughter, according to 100 catties, one more catty will be given 100,000, we calculated, about nearly 20 million dowry, but still did not sell her.

This world is very wonderful, men are rich and ugly, fat and ugly, short and ugly, rich and ugly, old rich and ugly, only rich, can hold the goddess, but why are women rich in vain, and no one wants them if they are not beautiful? When the elephants drink and discuss this issue, my answer is that men have a firm position, and you women choose wealth over food. No matter how reluctant she is, she is still a leftover girl, and it is possible that she will be left to the point where the sea is dry and rotten, because given that her family is so rich, I have suggested that she go for a plastic surgery, go to the country of sticks, and come back with absolute heartthrobs. But she said proudly: "The old lady is just this body, whoever wants it wants it!" ”。 As a young man with sentiments, I admire her simple feelings and real sexual feelings. But as a man, well, I still hope that she will have a plastic surgery, although it can't harm familiar people, but it's okay to harm those young men who don't know.

My acquaintance with the elephant belongs to that kind of strange thing.

At Liu Ke's bar staff party, we played Truth or Dare, and I was gorgeously clicked, and then between Truth or Dare, I didn't hesitate to choose Dare, because they asked if they were virgins, this question....

The bartender at the bar, Da Zhuang, asked me to go over and kiss the elephant, and I said no problem, so I asked which one it was, and then they pointed it out to me, and I rushed over without hesitation, and then I saw her pile of meat, and couldn't help but run back, because I really couldn't get a mouthful. Until now, I have been thinking about how heavy the taste of people who dare to kiss her.

I was gorgeously defeated, and I was laughed at by them, and I was also drunk, and said arrogantly: "What is it to kiss her, Lao Tzu dares to her, do you believe it or not?" ”

When the undisciplined guys heard such unparalleled rhetoric, they applauded, and Da Zhuang even shouted: "If you dare to sleep with her, my brother will cover all the drinks you will pay for the bar in the future." ”

I said something regretful when I said it, and hurriedly said, "Che, who knows how many days you will stay here, I won't believe it." ”

"Yes, Da Zhuang, who believes you to pay this point."

If you want to say that you are still good friends, buddies from childhood to adulthood, you always help yourself in a pinch, Liu Ke's words made me feel a lot more relaxed.

"That's it, as long as you dare to sleep with her, I'll help you avoid the drinks here in the future."

I looked at Liu Ke's gloating expression, and looked at Da Zhuang, a group of blind coaxers, I wanted to retreat.

"Liu Ke, you can think about it, I will come to you every day in the future and drink until you go out of business."

Liu Ke stretched out his hand and said with a smile, "Welcome." ”

My mouth is real, I can't wait to pump my two mouths, but am I the kind of person who doesn't talk and breaks his word and gets fat? No, I plucked up my courage, walked over, and said to the elephant, "Well, I think I've seen you somewhere, so it's inconvenient for me to come out and talk for a while." ”

The elephant nodded shyly, and then I took her to their dormitory.

"Undress!"

The elephant was a little shy, and then really started to undress, I grabbed her and said in her ear: "I'm sorry, our crew is filming, and we need you to make a cameo." ”

She froze as she undressed, her face full of disappointment—that's what you mean.

"Be dedicated, listen to me, and climb into bed."

The elephant crawled on the bed suspiciously, and I whispered again, "Come, shake the bed, hard." ”

Then I heard the bed rattle on the floor and startled.

"Tap, let's call twice."

The elephant looked at me puzzled.

"This is a literary film, don't want the picture to be sound, have you ever watched the love action movie of the island country, like the heroine in it?"

The elephant crawled on the bed, his face flushed, and whispered, "I haven't seen it." ”

Damn, you haven't seen it, what is the blushing, what is the pretend, the holy weapon of the otaku, the rotten girl, and the leftover woman to comfort themselves, have you not seen it?

"Your expression betrayed you, come, you have to have the cultivation of an actor, I will be the leading actor, drive it."

So I started to learn the techniques I had learned in the film, gasping for air... Hum... Ha, the elephant slowly joined in, I went over to shake the bed, there was no response at all, the elephant understood, and shook the bed while performing.

We tossed and turned for a while, sweating profusely, as if we had really done it.

When we came out, they were completely petrified at the door, and they looked at me with adoring eyes, and I deliberately said to the elephant behind me, "Go, I'll take you home." ”

The elephant probably got into the play completely, pretended to be shy, lowered his head, and followed me. We came out and got into her car, and the two looked at each other and laughed.

"Director, your voice just now is not professional at all."

I froze and looked at her.

"Actually, I've been watching you all the time, you're playing Truth or Dare, and I know you're going to kiss me first, right?"

"So you know it all."

"Yes, I heard that bars are places where sexual encounters are common, so I came here to try my luck, but it seems that I don't even have such luck."

I heard the sadness in her words and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry." ”

"It's nothing, you're already good, you're willing to play such a scene with me, even if it's fake, I'm still very happy."

I couldn't comfort them, so the two of them sat for a while, and she said, "Are you really going to send me?" ”

"I think we can be friends."

I don't know why I said that, but I did say it that night.

"Thanks, they should still be waiting for you, go back."

I got out of the car and watched her disappear into the streets in that Land Rover. Later, because of my relationship, she and Da Zhuang were quite familiar with each other, and then that's it.

I was actually angry with Liu Ke, so after that day, I desperately went to him to order good wine, expensive red wine, and drank cold water to make up for my wounded heart, and after a week, I felt embarrassed before telling him the truth.

"Sorry to lie to you."

I thought he was going to be angry, but I didn't expect him to smile and say, "It's okay, I lied to you too." ”

"What did you lie to me?"

"The good wine you drank is fake, my inventory, it's a pity to throw it away, I didn't expect you to drink it by name, and I should be a good friend in my heart, and I feel much more comfortable."

Fake wine? Send a good friend?

I knew from that time that Liu Ke had a deep understanding of their school's motto.

While I was changing the towel on Akizuki's head, the elephant finally arrived at my house.

"Oh, madman, what's going on, I haven't seen you for a few days, did you take out a loan shark or seduce someone's daughter-in-law, the door is smashed like this, are you okay?"

Listening to the heavy footsteps on the ground, I quickly turned my head, looked at the elephant coming from the hall, made a silent gesture, she saw the scene inside through the open door of the bedroom, was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Really seduce someone's little daughter-in-law." ”

I looked at the cold medicine in her hand and shook my head with a smile.

"Seduce your sister, this is my sister."

"Your sister? Huh..."

"I said, I can't explain this to you for a while."

The elephant came in, looked at Wu Qiuyue on the bed, pouted and said, "Well, it's really not your family's genes that can be produced, unless all of them are mutated." ”

"I said, don't be poor, hurry up and go to the hot water, I'll feed Xiaoyue medicine."

"Hey, you only said to buy medicine, I thought you were sick, so I came here."

I quickly made an embarrassed expression, and then shook the hand that was being held tightly by Qiu Yue, indicating that I couldn't pull away. The elephant looked at it, turned and walked out.

"Don't you want to be so greasy, it's like parting with life and death."

I'm helpless, but what can I do about this, I can't let it go.