Chapter 11 Zhan Bo and I are really not
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The next day
In a huge Empire State Building, Yu Shaocheng sat leisurely in a high-end and high-grade office, holding a tight coffee cup in one hand and adding ~tea ~ leaves ~ in one hand to it~? The air is also filled with the aroma of coffee. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
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An old housekeeper suddenly slammed on the door in a panic.
"Old~Old~Boss~"
"Hey~ It's Lao Gong! In other words, why are you so old, how are you still flustered, and what is there to say slowly. I just made a cup of coffee and tea, a combination of Chinese and Western, great! ”
Yu Shaocheng glanced at the visitor, and unhurriedly sniffed the mixed taste of coffee and tea in the air, revealing a look of enjoyment.
The old butler panted for a few breaths, held the doorknob in his hand, and said, "No~don't drink~ drink." Young ~ young master, run away ~ get married"
"What?" , Yu Shaocheng immediately jumped up from the soft cushion and roared.
The old housekeeper held on to the doorknob and continued: "Yes ~ Yes ~ True ~ True"
Yu Shaocheng wandered a few steps in the room, "But I just asked him to go to the United States yesterday, see Wan Yu first, and then talk about the engagement, and I didn't say that he must get married now!" ”
Old butler: "......"
Yu Shaocheng: "Fast~Fast~ Fast, huh?" What are you still doing here? Hurry up and take Plan A~"
Old Butler: But we don't have a plan A?
Yu Shaocheng: "Then take Plan B." In short, the first level of combat readiness is to give me full armament, pull the cordon, and block the sea, land and air. Then immediately mobilize five police dogs to come over and give me a carpet search, I'd rather kill the mistake than let it go, Gogogogogo"
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Shanghai, a radio station, broadcasting studio.
"A good man is me, and I am a good man. I'm Zeng Xiaoxian, welcome to continue listening to your moon my heart. ”
"What is a woman's biggest dream~ That's right, it is to put on a holy wedding dress and walk on the red carpet of happiness. A lot of the time we live in urban calls and don't know it. Hyun has one roommate who lives with a girl in two apartments in the same building...... Today they will talk about joining hands with their love to achieve positive results......"
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And where is Yu Ziyue at the moment?
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A wedding car slowly drove into the community of the love apartment, and in the midst of the firecrackers and the wedding march, Ziyue and Lu Zhanbo slowly walked out of the wedding car with an expressionless face.
Outside the wedding car, everyone who was paying attention to the ceremony was stunned.
The microphone Zeng Xiaoxian was holding in his hand suddenly crooked, his leg joints bent, and half of the person was almost carried to the ground.
"Zhanbo?" , Hu Yifei walked forward incredulously.
Zhanbo: "Sister"
"You~", Hu Yifei glanced at the two of them with strange eyes.
Actually, Ziyue doesn't want to do this! If you want to blame Wanyu soon, what about the divorce that you said back then? What about the hooks that were pulled over the years?
All right! In fact, Wanyu can't be blamed, after all, they are not married now, and naturally they can't be called running away from marriage. However, Ziyue is still quite unhappy in her heart!
At one o'clock in the morning last night, the more Ziyue thought about it, the more uneasy she became. So at one o'clock in the morning, I packed my bags and ran out of the house. Through various train stations, after several waves, from Beijing train station, to Lin'an station, and then to various stations, and finally came to Shanghai Hongqiao train station. Then I responded to an old saying in the love apartment, 'It's not good if you don't go home at half past two in the morning'.
Then this morning, in order to avoid the tracking of his family, he took the car everywhere. Then I met a pervert who didn't throw coins in the car, first with the butt top card reader, and then with the crotch top card reader. In the end, after Ziyue got goosebumps, he threw a coin.
The most important thing is that there are so many spicy positions in the whole car, and the pervert just sits next to him. Immediately after talking, after the car drove to the suburbs, Ziyue knew ~ knew ~ that pervert was Zhanbo. No wonder he always had a feeling of acquaintance. After understanding the truth of the matter, I realized that it was a familiar plot, familiar Zhanbo, and familiar ~ perverted.
After that, after Ziyue's reminder, both of them got out of the car. Later, they met a farmer's uncle. After a period of selling cuteness from Ziyue, the two finally got on the legendary 'go-kart' (tractor).
After that, the tractor ran out of gas, and the two shifted positions to target a 'stammering' (but actually drunk) driver of the wedding car. After Ziyue threw a few winks, the driver's uncle agreed to Ziyue's little brother in order to prevent himself from being hurt internally.
Of course, Ziyue will not let drunk drivers go drag racing like Wanyu in the original plot. But who would have thought that people would unreliably drive until they fell asleep, and finally the wedding car and the police car rear-ended. Fortunately, the injury (deformation) of the wedding car was not serious, and then the most exciting plot came.
The uncle who drove the police car was also a superb, first staring at Ziyue and Zhanbo with a strange look for several minutes, and then showing a clear look, and didn't even give Ziyue and Zhanbo a chance to explain. Hard-pulled Zhanbo and Ziyue into the wedding car, and after letting Zhanbo report the address, they chattered all the way. Let Ziyue not even have a chance to explain. Every time Ziyue spoke, he was immediately interrupted.
In the end, Ziyue had to sigh that there are many excellent products in the love apartment. There are many superlatives that he couldn't see in his original world. For example: comrades in police cars who take them to their apartments, drunk drivers with stammers, uncles with tractors.
Back to reality, Ziyue had to admire Zhanbo's nerves as thick as a water pipe. Heaven and earth can be proven, the sun and the moon can be seen, Ziyue's admiration for his rough nerves is like a surging river, and it is like the flooding of the Yellow River, which is out of control.
Zhanbo: "Sister, thanks to Youziyue today." Otherwise, I won't be able to make it to this wedding! Today we got here by bus, then by tractor, then by trailer, and finally by wedding car. ”
"Sister, has our wedding started today?" , Zhanbo ran to Hu Yifei's side and asked secretly.
"I thought it had started, but in fact it didn't start," Hu Yifei replied simply.
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows, still looking at Ziyue and Zhanbo with strange eyes.
Seeing that no one paid attention to him, Ziyue learned from Teacher Zeng's movements, raised his eyebrows at Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei, and said, "Introduce yourself, the handsome guy is me, and I am Yu Ziyue!" ”
"Boy, you're a fan of mine! The tone and movements of the introduction are exactly the same as what I learned", Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows and said strangely.
Ziyue looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a serious face, "How to call this nephew, the virtuous nephew just came from Beijing today, and he hasn't asked his uncle for advice yet."
Zeng Xiaoxian: "Uncle? Suddenly, it was like a thunderbolt from the sky.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, the real bride and groom have arrived," Hu Yifei reminded.
Zeng Xiaoxian: "These are not important, the important thing is that I must correct my name today, I ~ no~ am ~ uncle ~ uncle!" ”
Soon, Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziyue got together. It turns out that a slut plus a slut is definitely more than just two sluts.
Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian no longer cared about the wedding, Hu Yifei had no choice but to rely on himself.
Hu Yifei: "Everyone, there was a little accident just now. Now that the bride and groom are about to arrive, I can feel the blessings that everyone has given to the couple at this beautiful moment. So here, we also received a special congratulatory letter from the couple who are the founders of our apartment."
Hu Yifei read the reading manuscript written by Zeng Xiaoxian, and the audience immediately burst into applause.
Unfolding the letter, Hu Yifei continued: "I am very happy to see such a young couple tying the knot in my house, and I send blessings to them. You have fulfilled one of my wishes, and I welcome all my friends to stay in our apartment, so I would like to give you two gifts. The first gift to the newcomer, within my means,......"
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In this way, a day later, Ziyue, Lu Ziqiao, and Chen Meijia stayed in the love apartment. There have been three more people in the love apartment since then.