Chapter 200: Attack and Defense
"Where did you get this sachet?" In the bedroom with only two people, standing on the edge of the bed, Wen Xueying, who soon realized that the fragrance stained on the quilt actually came from a sachet hanging in the bed tent, turned to Xia Shuanghan behind her, pointed to the sachet and asked, "Do you know what this spice does?" β
"What does it do? Ting Xuan told me that it was the effect of calming the nerves and helping me sleep, wasn't it? Raising her eyes to look at Wen Xueying, whose face had become solemn, a very bad premonition suddenly rose in Xia Shuanghan's heart. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
"It's true that this spice can help sleep and calm the nerves, but this is not its main purpose, its main function is to avoid children."
In order to prevent herself from accidentally making a mistake, Wen Xueying, who cautiously took the sachet off the bed tent, immediately made a small opening on its cloth, carefully looked at the contents inside, and then said firmly: "That's right, this is really the kind of spice I know." β
As she spoke, she stuffed the sachet in her hand to Xia Shuanghan, thinking that she and Lu Shaoyun must have been deceived by the spice seller, Wen Xueying, and continued to explain: "The spices in this work on men, and whether it is a man or a woman, long-term exposure to this spice will not cause any damage to your body. It's just that if you want to have children, you still have to stay away from this spice for more than a month. β
"Thank you...... Thank you for telling me about this. He took the sachet with a slightly pale face, and for a moment he only felt that someone might be calculating Lu Shaoyun's Xia Shuanghan, and when he decided to wait for his husband to return home, he immediately told him about his idea.
It's just that it is very different from Xia Shuanghan's initial idea that the reason why this spice appeared in their bedroom was not someone else's conspiracy and calculation, nor was it an unintentional mistake caused by Lu Shaoyun's accident, but it was really that he voluntarily bought it back and deliberately hung it in the bed tent.
"Why do you want to hang such a thing in your house, don't you want a child that belongs to both of us?" Xia Shuanghan, who was alone with her husband behind closed doors, after hearing Lu Shaoyun's explanation of "I bought it on purpose", I only felt that I couldn't understand and couldn't accept it for a moment.
"No, of course I want to! Just not now. Lu Shaoyun, who was watched by his wife with angry and suspicious eyes, hurriedly explained: "I just don't want to have a child immediately when I have just married you." I hope we can live like this for a year or two and then add new members to our family. β
"I still don't understand, why wait a year or two? I thought that the day we got married, we were all ready to be the father and mother of a little life. As a result, you are now telling me that you will have to wait another year or two, is it because you are not ready that you are not willing to take responsibility for the birth of a new life? β
"No, no, no, Frost Cold, you completely misunderstood me."
Seeing that his wife's eyes began to show wavering and disappointment, Lu Shaoyun, who hurriedly held the soft twilight of Xia Shuanghan, said: "Raising children is a very hard and heavy thing, and people's energy is limited, so I just don't want that most of your attention will be attracted by the child before we have a good sweetness, and then you can't take care of me at all." β
"I understand, in layman's terms, you have to be jealous in the face of an unborn child, right?" After her husband's explanation, Xia Shuanghan, who could logically understand Lu Shaoyun's thoughts, shook her head helplessly and said, "But Tingxuan, I really want children!" β
"In my previous life, I was harmed by your mother and ruined my body, so I couldn't have my own children, which has always been a hurdle in my heart that I can't get over. And you know how I remember you in this life, so I want to have a child to deepen our bond with each other, isn't that good? β
"But what if I really don't want it now?"
Looking at his wife with a distressed look on his face, Lu Shaoyun sighed: "Whether it is in the past life or in this life, we have too little time together. What's more, you and I have experienced life and death several times. So we've been like this for the last year or two, and let me experience what it's like you're really me again, isn't that okay? β
The wife wants to have children as soon as possible to deepen the bond with her husband, but the husband wants to have more time with them, so he does not want the children to come to disturb him in a short time. Therefore, Xia Shuanghan and Lu Shaoyun, who could not reach a consensus on the issue of children, had a major difference of opinion for the first time after meeting in this life.
Although the husband and wife did not quarrel fiercely over this issue, or went to the other extreme - ignoring each other and not talking to each other, it is a fact that neither of them is willing to give in and compromise on this issue.
"I don't care, anyway, if you refuse to give me the child, then I don't want to continue to do that with you. If you want it, either do it yourself or just hold it back! In the quiet night, Xia Shuanghan, who climbed into bed and got into the bed, snorted angrily from her nose, and then gave her husband a roll of the eyes, then turned to face the inside of the bed and closed his eyes.
And Lu Shaoyun, who was sitting on the outside of the bed, looking at his angry wife who turned his back to him, and didn't want children for the time being, but couldn't really hold back, had to use such a crooked brain rogue - Shuang Han, since you refuse to give it to me, then I can pick what you want?
As a result, the summer frosty night life became a tragedy.
"Bastard, don't kiss me! Also, hurry up and take your hand off me! In the dimly lit bed tent, Xia Shuanghan, who was suppressed by her husband and was further tossed out of breath and red ears, forcibly endured the surging heat in her body, gathered all her strength and scolded angrily: "If you do this again, you will let me sleep in the study tomorrow!" β
"You said I should go to sleep in the study, I must go? I can't go! Lu Shaoyun, who had beads of sweat rolling on his forehead, was actually working harder than his wife, and said breathlessly: "This is our common home, I just want to sleep in the same bed with you, what can you do with me?" β
"You...... Damn it! Because she kept struggling and resisting on the bed, she made herself sweat profusely, even though she had tried her best, she still couldn't escape her husband's clutches, "Tomorrow/I'll go back to my parents' house!" When do you compromise and decide to have children, when will I come home and live with you. β
"Do you think you can sit back and relax if you hide in your mother's house?"
Lu Shaoyun, who struggled to suppress his wife's slippery body, used both mouth and hand, and did not delay at all, said with a smile: "I don't know how many times you have come and gone in your boudoir, if you really think that those thin tiles on the roof can block me, then you can go home." β
"It's just that I'm afraid that when you go back, it will be even harder than it is now. At the very least, you don't need to deliberately keep your voice down in your own home, but if you go back to your parents' house and make such a noise, it won't be good. After all, you don't have such a thick skin and are willing to wake up your father or the rising sun with this kind of noise, right? β
"Lu Shaoyun! You nasty! What kind of hero is he who only bullies people on the bed? If you have the ability, you can endure it, don't touch me! β
"I never intended to be a hero in front of you, but I always wanted to be a ruffian." Patience was on the verge of a critical point, and Lu Shaoyun, who couldn't hold on, finally had no choice but to give up his plan to let his wife bow her head and beg for mercy first.
"Lu Shaoyun, you bastard!" raised his hand and patted her husband's back to vent her anger, I can't tell if I feel more relieved, or Xia Shuanghan, who has more anger, is lost in the world of senses little by little.
So, in the first round of the offensive and defensive battle between the husband and wife, judging from the results alone, Xia Shuanghan obviously lost a lot.
After being stopped by the red waves and the clouds and rain, looking at the sachet that was still hanging in the bed tent, Xia Shuanghan said in frustration: "Even if I throw this away, you will get a new one back, right?" Even if I threw away all the sachets you brought home, you could smell enough of this stuff outside and come home, right? β
"Yes, so Frost Cold, you just die!" Lu Shaoyun, who held his wife's flexible body tightly in the crook of his arm, was largely unwilling to live a vegetarian life just after opening the meat and was going to live a vegetarian life again: "If you think two years is too long, then one year is always fine, right?" I really don't want to be a father in less than three months! β
As soon as she heard her husband's argument that she was dragging herself in the boudoir and therefore didn't want children for a short time, she only felt that Xia Shuanghan, who was not angry, raised her hand and clenched her fist and hammered her husband twice on the chest, and at the same time made up her mind in her heart: "You wait, Lu Shaoyun, I must make you look good tomorrow night!" β
Men's desires are far more difficult to suppress than women's desires, which is a fact that has been determined from the body structure since the beating men were still in the womb. Therefore, Xia Shuanghan, who failed in the resistance the night before, decided to seize this natural weakness of the man and return the favor to Lu Shaoyun tonight.
In advance, I ordered a colorless and odorless "soft tendon powder" at dinner, and only let myself take the antidote. When the drug had a drug attack an hour and a half later, he pushed her husband, whose limbs were weak and completely unable to move, on the bed, and then tried his best to arouse his interest, and withdrew when he was approaching the critical point of the outbreak.
It's just a pity that Xia Shuanghan didn't calculate the date when he implemented this plan, so after Lu Shaoyun, who had been struggling for most of the night with his eyes open, regained control of his body, he took a break on the second day, and grabbed Xia Shuanghan, who was completely asleep and didn't know what night it was, and threw himself into the fierce fiery whirlpool that didn't know where the node was.
"What are you doing, Ting Xuan?! It's still an hour before dawn! If you don't sleep well, you know that you came to toss me, did I do something to make you angry last night, so I got you treated like this? β
The moment she was rudely awakened by her husband, she suddenly remembered that she had had a "soft muscle" summer frost at dinner yesterday, and decided to use the method of pretending to have amnesia to avoid the "punishment" that Lu Shaoyun was about to impose on her for what she did last night.
"God, I don't want to lie in bed all day with a sore back and weak legs." This is Xia Shuanghan's truest heart. It's just a pity that Lu Shaoyun was not deceived by her disguise.
"You say you don't know why I'm doing this to you? Then how could you have drugged my meal last night after what happened the day before yesterday? You just admit it, Frost Cold, in order not to forget all these things that happened around the sachet and the child, you must have secretly left a record somewhere, and memorized it in your mind by reading it, right? β
"I ...... I don't know what you're talking about. Xia Shuanghan, who struggled to respond in the violent shaking, said nothing and didn't want to admit that he hadn't forgotten everything that happened yesterday, but in the end he didn't get Lu Shaoyun's mercy as he wished.
"You still have the mood and energy to lie to me? It seems that I haven't tried hard enough! β
"......" After being turned over by her husband and continuing to toss for a long time, Xia Shuanghan, who had a sore back and weak limbs, deeply understood the truth that playing with fire will burn yourself from this lesson of blood and tears.
As a result, in this second husband and wife offensive and defensive battle, Xia Shuanghan, who had the advantage and opportunity for a while, failed to retain the fruits of his victory to the end. And Lu Shaoyun, who launched a fiery counterattack in the second half of the offensive and defensive battle, confirmed this sentence with his own behavior - whoever has the last laugh is the real winner.
The things in bed between husband and wife, to put it bluntly, are just one sentence - either the east wind overpowers the west wind, or the west wind overpowers the east wind.
And as the person who had been pressed for a long time, Xia Shuanghan, who only felt that going to bed was more tired than fighting on horseback, made up his mind to make persistent efforts in the third offensive and defensive battle after the second fiasco and paid a heavy price.
"Frost and cold, this kind of thing that was once used by you to deal with Su Yixing, after a year, is now being taken out by you and used on me again?"
That night, when Lu Shaoyun, who climbed into bed with great interest, was about to do something to his wife again, he suddenly noticed that the incense of Gui Gui on Xia Shuanghan's body was actually replaced by the kind of incense that she had been staining on her body when she was the princess, and Lu Shaoyun was really a little crying and laughing.
"The main reason why I am willing to do such a tiring thing with you is not to be intimate with you, but to conceive a child, since you refuse to give me a child now, then I will not accompany you to consume that energy and physical strength."
Xia Shuanghan, who learned the lesson of "flirting with her husband is not a good idea" from her last failure, decides to change her thinking and try to solve the problem again.
"When you agree to have a child, I'll remove this incense from my body. And if you have been refusing to agree, then in my opinion, it is actually quite good for us to warm up and sleep with each other in our arms, right? β
"......" Lu Shaoyun, who felt calm and had no desire because of the fragrance on his wife's body, was unhappy - yes, he really didn't have to stand up in the tent for most of the hour tonight like him that night. But what is the difference between a life without desires and a life without desires and being a monk? He's still young, so he doesn't want to live with his beloved wife so early, without a husband and wife, only with each other!
So, Lu Shaoyun, who rolled his eyes and thought about it, but in the blink of an eye, he had figured out how to deal with the fragrance on Xia Shuanghan's body, so on the second day and night, he dragged his wife into the two-person bathtub and forcibly bathed with her.
"Frost, it seems that you really want to do this with me in the tub, otherwise, what are you going to do to get those scents on my body that I want to wash off as soon as I smell them?"
Lu Shaoyun, who overcame the difficulty of fragrance with warm bath water, and finally could show his strength at his own will, said with a sinister smile: "You probably don't remember, in fact, I especially liked to toss you in this place in my last life." β
Because she woke up naked in her husband's arms for many mornings in the past, even if she didn't remember the blushing and heart-pounding things she and Lu Shaoyun did last night, Xia Shuanghan still quickly accepted the act of making out with her husband on the bed. But now, she was forced to sit helplessly in the bathtub, but she couldn't maintain her usual calm and calm.
He didn't dare to look up at the old god's husband sitting opposite him, his hands around his chest and his eyebrows drooping from Xia Shuanghan, who only tried to hide himself under the water as much as possible, so he didn't even dare to move.
And Lu Shaoyun, who glanced at his wife, who was extremely shy and had a flying face, couldn't resist at all and didn't want to resist the instinctive drive, so he reached out and grabbed Xia Shuanghan's wrist, and then pulled it into his arms.
The arms were pulled away from her chest by her husband, and there was nothing to shield her from the summer frost, and she was ashamed, anxious, and angryβif she had stepped back now, the lights were so bright, and the hot water was so clear, that she would have to be seen at all; But if you don't retreat and get closer, you can turn the distance between them to zero by hugging your husband, although this can solve the problem of being looked at, but isn't it even more undesirable to take the initiative to give her arms and hug?
"Frost, look at me, don't be shy." raised his hand to pinch the chin of his blushing wife, forcing her to raise her head to look at herself while looking at the water, and at the same time stretched out her other hand to hold Lu Shaoyun in front of Xia Shuanghan, lowered her head and kissed it gently.
Lu Shaoyun, who licked his tongue into his wife's lips with his lips slightly open, only hoped that Xia Shuanghan could be as full of love and longing for each other as he was, but he was disappointed between the constant teasing and kissing. "Frost, don't you feel good right now? Why can't you throw your heart and soul into the joy of Dunlun with me? β
"Because I want a baby, but you just won't give it to me, so I'm not happy." Xia Shuanghan, who had a sadness and loss in his eyes that he couldn't ask for, and didn't know where he got his negativity for a moment, had already thrown his original shyness aside in the process of Lu Shaoyun's continuous wandering hands.
The reason why he dared to firmly express his thoughts that he didn't want children for the time being in the process of the first two times was nothing more than Lu Shaoyun, who didn't really lose his temper at him because of Xia Shuanghan, after looking down into his wife's wet eyes, he panicked instantly.
"Don't, Shuanghan, don't be sad, don't be sad, it's my fault if you say you don't want children, you must not affect your mood for this matter, okay?"
"Ting Xuan, I really want to have a child that belongs to us, can't you promise me this matter anyway?"
Raising his hand and gently caressing her husband's cheek, there was a lot of pleading and expectation, and his eyes were moist and helpless: "Isn't it good for us to have a boy like you and a girl like me?" β
"Okay, okay, why not?" Lu Shaoyun, who instantly realized that his stubborn persistence might have inadvertently hurt his wife's heart, only felt a damp and hot heat in his chest for a while, constantly urging him to meet any request made by his wife as soon as possible.
"I made a mistake the other day, and I know that I was wrong now, and I will change it from today onwards, so please don't show me such a look again, okay?"
"Really?" Xia Shuanghan, who had an expression similar to a tear on his face and a smile on his face, didn't know that he didn't know a soft word of begging, and a sad and fragile look turned out to have so much power, when he pecked at the corner of her husband's mouth excitedly, "Ting Xuan, thank you, and, I'm very happy to marry you who are so good to me." β
Sticking out the tip of his tongue and sweeping the wet and soft sweet breath remaining on the corner of his mouth, Lu Shaoyun, who saw his wife smiling because of his words, quickly became entangled, constantly absorbing the sweetness between his wife's lips and teeth.
The question of when to have a child was between Xia Shuanghan and Lu Shaoyun, and in the process of the third fight between the husband and wife, Xia Shuanghan, who won the victory with an absolute overwhelming advantage, was completely solved.
That night, when Lu Shaoyun, who completely disposed of the sachet according to the requirements, returned to the bed, and took his wife who was tired after the clouds and rain and fell asleep first, he who loved to drop a kiss on Xia Shuanghan's forehead, and said happily with a doting smile: "Sure enough, all my persistence will collapse in front of you, but I am just willing to do it." (To be continued.) )