Chapter 3 A Full Set of Health Care and... Goal: Union College!

Well... The plot follows the end of the previous chapter, that is, our pig's foot student for the rest of his life thought of a wonderful way to find the target of his trip to deliver the courier, and the specific point is... Find a random passer-by and ask if you know someone named Coleman. Aaron Soaron's scientists. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In fact, similar scenes are quite common~ And in most novels/TV/movies, at this time, the passer-by asked by the protagonist will tell him that there is such a person here.

At this time, there are generally the following three situations.

One: The person the protagonist is looking for has changed his name.

Two: The person the protagonist is looking for is not here at all.

Three: This passerby just knows where the person the protagonist is looking for is, but for some reason refuses to say... Or maybe he's the one the protagonist is looking for.

Of course, none of the above has anything to do with what our protagonist will encounter for the rest of his life, because...

Coleman. Soaron? It's a familiar name..."

The blonde boy who heard such an answer was immediately excited... Of course, it's not for the middle-aged uncle in front of him who has the Mediterranean Sea on his head and the Creation Mountain in his belly.

He thought he was lucky, and this uncle was just the second passerby he asked... The first passer-by Yu Sheng asked directly ignored him as a salesman.

"Hmm... It looks like I've heard it somewhere, but I can't remember it..."The middle-aged fat uncle squinted his eyes and thought for a long time, then stretched out his hand to the blonde boy with an expectant look on his face, and made a classic move.

"Maybe something will bring me back some of the relevant memories...", which is to give each other a thumb and forefinger.

Yu Sheng immediately understood something, and immediately smiled and motioned for the middle-aged uncle to walk with him into a dark and uninhabited alley not far away... And a certain middle-aged uncle was also in a happy mood and obediently followed the blonde boy with a sly smile on his face.

Five minutes later, Yu Sheng walked out alone, and judging from the expression on his face, he was in a very happy mood~

"I already know where that Coleman is," he said with a smile to the girly phantom who was constantly bored and yawning at the entrance of the alley without verbal communication, "and that kind uncle also 'volunteered' to provide us with some taxi fare~"

Although he helped Mo Lan sell the off-road vehicle before, he didn't have a penny of the money... The latter has already helped him a lot, and even gave him all the upcoming remuneration, and even if he is shameless for the rest of his life, he is embarrassed to accept her money again, after all, theoretically speaking, the relationship between them is just a meeting in the water.

"Do you know what your behavior looks like to the uninformed?" Ascalon teased with humble eyes, "A middle-aged fat uncle and a passable-looking blonde boy walked into a dark alley together after a brief negotiation, and it didn't take long for the boy to come out with a happy face, still holding the money that belonged to the fat uncle not long ago... Hey, hey, hey..."

“… However, we didn't have some kind of exciting PY trading," the blonde boy stared at the dead fish and complained expressionlessly, "Girl, your joke is outdated... Now that you've 'shared' my memories, you should know that this level of stale rot doesn't work for me! ”

"Forget it," Seeing that his molestation didn't work, and he still had a tendency to be counter-molested, the girl-type phantom immediately changed the topic: "Anyway, are you sure you won't get into some trouble if you do this... This isn't the city you grew up in. ”

"What's the trouble?" Yu Sheng, who had already turned around and tried to call a rental, rolled his eyes when he heard this, and his tone faintly revealed a sense of confidence and... Proud?

"Over the years, I have been bullied and wanted to rob me, but there are still few examples of being killed by me? After trying the 'full set of free health care' I learned from a mad old witch, who still has the courage to come back and find trouble? ”

The so-called 'full set of health care'... It's not that 'big health care', and it's not another 'big health care' (well~ those who understand naturally understand, and if you don't understand, it's better not to understand~).

Rather, it is a set of anti-killing processes summarized by a young woman who has been drinking in bars for many years and has been drunk by some people in the bar and began to think that she was very good to bully in the process of countless teasing/robbery.

To put it simply, it is a routine of making the other party feel more pain without causing physical defects to the target, and finally obediently letting the target 'contribute' his wallet... It is also commonly known as reverse robbery.

As the saying goes, if there is a father, there must be a son... Although the drunkard young woman is neither his father nor his own mother for the rest of his life, the principle of the previous term is the same... After years of exposure to the former's lifestyle, the former's lifestyle has had a huge impact on the latter's three views.

For example, the way of driving (catapult start, stepping on the accelerator), and now a full set of big health care... That's all there is for now, but maybe there will be other strange things in the future... Hey, hey, hey...

“… What are you doing there? The rest of his life, who had successfully hailed a taxi and got into the car, urged the girl-type phantom who was still in place to 'think about life', "You can't be obedient and keep up with yourself~ No wonder it will be left in the trunk..."

So Ascalon quickly got into the car and used a precise knife to shut the dead fish's mouth.

"Little girl, where are you and your boyfriend?" The old driver wisely ignored the blonde boy's previous words, which sounded suspicious, and then asked the girl-type phantom who was obviously not a normal human without changing his face.

"First of all, I'm not this stupid girlfriend..."Ascalon replied with a blank face, "and secondly... Master driver, you don't seem to be strange at all when you see me? ”

"Nothing strange? This is the United City! The taxi driver answered the girl's doubts lightly in a strange tone: "There are more people with abilities in this place... You're translucent, but at least you're humanoid, and I've seen all kinds of beast-headed human bodies or beast-bodied human heads before... Guess what's the weirdest one? ”

"What's that?" A pair of young male and female colleagues in the back seat asked in unison.

"That body mutant ability actually has two glans ♂!" The old driver who was driving saw that the two people in the back seat showed strange expressions, and hurriedly added: "... It's not between the legs, it's the glans on the long shoulders. ”

Is this guy a tease?

This is the inner thought of the rest of my life.

"Seems so." The girl-type phantom Ascalon nodded in agreement.

"Anyway, where are you two going? … As long as you are in this city, I promise to send you there as quickly as possible and in the shortest distance! ”

"Union College, thank you." Yu Sheng answered immediately.

Yes... The rest of my life was from the mouth of that middle-aged fat uncle, Coleman. The location where Soaron is located is the destination of Mo Lan and the others... It is the center of the city, and the first anomalous teaching institution in the Northern Realm, the United Academy.