Chapter 2: You are talking about the Water Margin, but let me play Journey to the West!
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The yellowed willow leaves are reluctant to be nostalgic in the autumn breeze, but they still float to the earth.
Wu Liangfeng was guessing, when he guessed that he was the sad and stupid Captain Hong, he saw the approving eyes of the two old men, and wailed in his heart, no, everyone else is a hero, why is he the fool who is used?
"Don't be joking, how can someone like me be?"
Qiuyue's grandfather smiled: "You are indeed not. ”
Wu Liangfeng breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "That's it?" ”
Before he finished speaking, he heard the white-robed old man say, "Why didn't you think of other places?" ”
Wu Liangfeng began to wonder who he really was? According to what the old man said before, the demon star Cai Jing, the demon martial star Tong Guan, the demon alien star Gao Yu, and the demon yin star Yang Jian; There are three ghost stars, the ghost emperor star Fang La, the ghost star Tian Hu, the ghost king star Wang Qing or one of the one hundred and eight demon stars, of course, it may also be the monster he mentioned or the twenty-eight houses of the Liao Kingdom. Thinking of this, I am still very happy in my heart, which shows that I am not a waste material, and I also have the life of being the protagonist.
"Don't think about that."
The white-robed old man said coldly, Wu Liangfeng's mind was seen through, and his face was embarrassed.
"Of course it's about you, because you, like Captain Hong, did things you shouldn't have done."
When Wu Liangfeng heard this, he jumped up and said, "One hundred and eight demon stars have long been dead, it's my bird business!" ”
The white-robed old man snorted coldly and said, ", it's your family affair in the back, you talk to him." ”
The old man in the black robe, who was Qiu Yue's grandfather, put down the chess pieces and said, "Originally, this matter has nothing to do with you..."
"That's right, right and wrong are clear, if you have something to ask me, I won't refute the face of the two old men too much, I will agree if I can."
Qiuyue's grandfather continued: "It has a lot to do with you now, because of your existence, the one hundred and eight demon stars have awakened, the four demon stars have awakened, and the three ghost stars have also woken up, so let's not talk about those little monsters." ”
After hearing this, Wu Liangfeng shouted: "Stop... Don't say it as if I released them, I haven't been in contact with them at all, okay, you know better than me about my previous and current experiences, don't talk nonsense, otherwise even if you are an elder and you are Qiuyue's grandfather, I won't respect the old and love the young, and I can't help but move..."
"Can't help what?"
Wu Liangfeng was glared at by the old man, and hurriedly said, "I can't help but sue you for slander." ”
"Let me ask you, did you voluntarily change hearts with Qiu Yue before?"
Wu Liangfeng pouted, although I was voluntary, but if you didn't play tricks, would I be able to? But now that he was with Qiu Yue, he couldn't say this, and nodded and said, "Yes." ”
"Later, did Luo Xiaoxiao voluntarily give you her heart?"
Wu Liangfeng heard Luo Xiaoxiao and saw him mention the girl they called the elephant, and couldn't help but feel melancholy, whether it was the two old men in front of him or not, when Luo Xiaoxiao heard that he was in danger, he still gave her heart to himself. Wu Liangfeng touched his beating heart with his hand and said in a low voice, "Yes." ”
"That's right, you first had a demon heart, and then Luo Xiaoxiao changed your divine heart for you in a dream, so that your gods and demons are of the same heart, and then the demon was born, and the reincarnation of a thousand years was restarted."
When Wu Liangfeng heard this, he scolded: "I said that you want to be shameless, why do I have the same heart of gods and demons, you don't know?" Now I'm embarrassed to put the blame on me, when it comes to this matter, I can at most seal the stone tablet of the demon, you two are Captain Hong, and now that something has happened, do you have the face to let me end for you? ”
Qiuyue's grandfather sighed, "Do you know what the first thing they do when they wake up?" That's killing you. ”
Wu Liangfeng said: "You lied to the ghost." ”
"Think about it, the stone tablet that can be sealed, the first thing the person who is sealed is to smash the stone tablet when he comes out."
Wu Liangfeng sighed and said, "Say, what's going on?" ”
The two old men stopped the chess pieces in their hands, and the black-robed old man said: "To be honest, we didn't expect such a situation at the beginning, but since you woke up, the magic in my hand has changed..."
"The immortal book in my hand also has immortal qi overflowing."
Wu Liangfeng said: "Let's talk about the point." ”
"That is, there are gods and demons awakened."
"What does this have to do with the people of the Water Margin?"
The white-robed old man said in a low voice: "I just told you that Zhang Tianshi will change his life against the sky with the nameless monk and the dream scholar, this change does not matter, although their purpose was achieved, but the twenty-eight su did not return to the immortal realm, and Zhang Tianshi's apprentice Luo Zhenren wanted to re-seal the one hundred and eight demons but because they had a lot of deaths and injuries in their conquest of Fang La, and even one person became a god because the opportunity was too strong, and it was difficult to complete the seal, plus the power of the four demon stars was very high, and it had become a climate, Luo Zhenren was helpless, and he could not complete it until the immortal died, And his apprentice Gongsun Sheng because of the relationship with Liangshan, it was even more useless, and then no one could seal it, and they went back and forth in reincarnation, until after your gods and demons were concentric, they were affected by this and gradually recovered. ”
Wu Liangfeng sighed and said, "What can I do?" ”
"It's very simple, seal the demon star, destroy the ghosts, and cross the heart."
When Wu Liangfeng heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, is this simple? This is the enemy of the people in the whole Water Margin! sneered: "You also said just now, they are demons and monsters, and there are a bunch of brothers, how do I seal, how do I cross, how do I destroy, I guess I didn't see anyone, and I was bombarded into a pile of meat by them." ”
"Even if you don't, they'll blast you to pulp, because if you're dead, they'll always have the power of awakening, and then they'll fight for the stars, and they'll be invincible and do whatever they want. Besides, things are not as difficult as you think, they originally had a grudge, but now that they have awakened, they don't pinch you to the death, when the time comes, you can collect the heads on the side, it's fine. ”
"Damn, you think it's a game? Even if it's a game, you see that player going to fight monsters when he is level 0? ”
The white-robed old man said: "If you don't go, forget it, anyway, you are dead, Qiu Yueye is dead, and his grandfather is also dead." ”
Wu Liangfeng frowned, and said in his heart that he was so unlucky, he finally lived, and wanted to live a happy little life, but he provoked those gods in the Water Margin, what kind of jokes.
"What do you think they're awake about?"
The white-robed old man said: "It's just that ordinary people like you suddenly have incredible power, and more importantly, they have the memory of the first awakening and the memory of this life. ”
"Memories of the first awakening? Are you saying that when they wake up, they know that they are Wu Song or Lu Zhishen? ”
"Yes."
"Do they still know if they are Zhang San or Li Si?"
"Yes, the memory of two lifetimes."
When Wu Liangfeng heard this, he couldn't help but scold: "Damn! "This is cheating, two lives, two memories, any regrets can be made up, even if this life is not good, now I have the memories and skills of the previous life, complete cheating!
Wait, if you walk on the street according to this statement, maybe which one will come to you, or the person who will come behind you will be the character in the awakened Water Margin, and then you will be killed in a minute.
Thinking of this, Wu Liangfeng felt a chill down his spine, what the is this!
"It seems that you have thought of it, and it is possible for anyone around you, who has the same face, but everything else has changed."
"Damn, you two are too ruthless, push me out of this kind of thing."
The two old men sighed, looking like we were also forced to be helpless.
"No, the two of you just want to play with me, one of you has a god thin, and the other has a ghost book, especially you, both of you are the chapter of the demon race, isn't the engraved brand of the one hundred and eight demon stars in your hands, you raise your hand to destroy them, as for your god thin, although I don't know what it is, but I want to have the same effect."
The two old men looked at Wu Liangfeng's smug expression, and they were really angry, especially Qiu Yue's grandfather, who slammed the chess pieces on the stone table and scolded: "If we can solve it, what do you say to you scoundrel bastard!" ”
Wu Liangfeng pouted, he didn't have a good impression of these two old men.
"Of course, we can't let you go unprepared, we've prepared you for it."
Wu Liangfeng wanted to leave, but when he heard the two people say that they had made preparations, his footsteps involuntarily stopped, and his body involuntarily wanted to turn back.
Preparation, sealing the demon star, destroying the ghosts, and crossing the heart, what is such preparation? God's spells, gold, wood, water, fire, earth, wind, rain, thunder and lightning, magic spells, dark alchemy, dark soul extraction, dark summoning, their own gods and demons, and then the world is invincible, maybe if you accidentally reach the height of your predecessors, not before the gods and demons, laughing at the Six Realms, thinking about it, the blood is boiling, of course, they give themselves one or two ancient-level artifacts, of course, magic weapons are not recommended, then it is better.
"The two of you said it earlier, you have all prepared, how can I refute the intentions of the two, right, besides, you are a demon, a god, go out to deal with your own siblings, although you have been separated for more than a thousand years, you can't bear it, right, so, leave these things to me."
Wu Liangfeng said sincerely, and the two old men kept nodding.
"If you two agree, bring it."
Wu Liangfeng stretched out his hands and looked at the two old men, who looked at him puzzled.
"Oh no, it's supposed to be this."
As he spoke, he handed his head to the eyes of the two old men, shaking them from side to side.
"Which of you two comes first, don't worry, I am strong-willed, I will definitely be able to withstand it, and you don't have to worry too much, you can teach whatever immortal art you have."
After waiting for a long time, and not seeing a hand on his head, Wu Liangfeng said: "You don't have to be modest, I will definitely live up to your expectations." ”
"Alas, forget it, with his IQ, I guess I don't need the other party to do it, and I'll just die stupid."
Wu Liangfeng is so angry, what about the preparation you said, how can you be a man without integrity? Well, even if you are not human, you should observe the virtue of honesty and kindness, how can you deceive my weak heart?
"We've got something good for you that you need to pick up."
Wu Liangfeng raised his head, his heart half cold.
"What's that?"
The white-robed old man said: "The three strange books that can help you complete this matter, as long as you master these three strange books, those demons, demons and stars are not your opponents." ”
Wu Liangfeng felt that his taste was dry, and his blood was backlashing, is there really such a good book?
"What about beating you two?"
The two old men looked at Wu Liangfeng with an unhappy expression, ready to destroy him at any time.
"Don't get me wrong, I'm just looking for a criterion, how can I do such a thing that is unqualified and immoral? By the way, what book? ”
"Taoism's "Taishang Induction Divine Chapter", Shijia's "Crossing the World Great Wish Sutra", Confucianism's "Dream into the Divine Machine Treasure Book"
"Listening to the name, I feel that the high-end atmosphere is high-end, and it looks like it is coaxing, where is it, I will set off immediately, take the book back, and then retreat for fifty years, and come out to help you eliminate those demons and monsters in the Water Margin."
After 50 years of retreat, when you come out, the daylilies will be cold.
"These don't take that long to cultivate, as long as you find the book and read it once, it's fine."
Wu Liangfeng smiled: "Why bother, I'll download one on the Internet and memorize it." ”
The two old men looked at Wu Liangfeng and shook their heads.
"In this way, everyone has become a master, "Taishang Induction Divine Chapter" is in Zhang Tianshi's practice, that is, Longhu Mountain, Jiangxi, and "The Great Wish Sutra of Crossing the World" is in Wutai Mountain, Shanxi, and "Dream is like a Divine Machine" in Yandang Mountain."
"I can understand the first two, after all, it is the territory of Taoism and Buddhism, shouldn't that Confucianism be in Mount Tai or Confucius Temple, how can it be in Yandang Mountain?"
Grandpa Qiuyue said: "At that time, Liang Shanbo's one hundred and eight people returned from fighting Liao, and Yan Qing, the prodigal son of Tianqiao Xing, met a friend of his, Xu Guanzhong, in a small market town..."
"I know Luo Guanzhong..."After Wu Liangfeng finished speaking, Gadi stopped talking, Xu Guanzhong, Luo Guanzhong, this is too much of a coincidence, right? No wonder some people say that the last thirty chapters were written by him.
"It seems that you also realize it, yes, it's his pseudonym, but that scholar is not called Xu Guanzhong or Luo Guanzhong, he is a dream scholar who is friends with Zhang Tianshi, and he is in a row."
"Oh wait, you said he left that book."
Both old men nodded and shook their heads.
"At that time, Zhang Tianshi ascended to the sky, but the nameless monk and the dream scholar were there, but their original plan was deviated, and the two had to be corrected, so after the conquest of Liao, the dream scholar calculated that the people of Liangshan would definitely face off with the Jin King Tianhu, so they prepared a pass map of Shanxi in advance to help them, so as not to suffer heavy casualties, and they could not deal with other ghost stars and demon stars, now I know, why is it on Yandang Mountain."
Wu Liangfeng thought about it, since it was left by three people who were so awesome, the thing must be a good thing, but...
"Look, since you know where the book is, those awakened guys may have read the book Water Margin in this life, and when they guess it, won't we have nothing to play?"
"Hehe, you finally asked a level question, why did you say that there is a Water Margin handed down, you were defenseless when those two masters, they had already predetermined the worst ending now, so they made corresponding arrangements. They left three books so that someone in the future could complete or end their original mistakes, but how could a mortal fight against these demons and monsters? They sealed the book in the mountain, and the thousand-year cycle of reincarnation will be opened again because of the people who are united with gods and demons, and the same can only be unlocked by people with the same heart of gods and demons, so the magic star or Antares can't find the book. ”
After listening to this, Wu Liangfeng instantly felt that he had added a pig's foot aura, a task that only he could complete, and a task prop that only he could find.
"Okay, I know why you want me to do it, and I promise you now."
The two old men shook their heads with a smile when they saw him so embarrassed.
"Let me tell you about the role of the three books, the Taoist "Taishang Induction Divine Chapter", which allows you to sense their awakening, that is to say, if you find that book and read it attentively, you will be able to know the awakened person, and then you can break each one."
Wu Liangfeng said in his heart: "This is good, if you are not against the dark and I am bright, my life will be at risk at any time." ”
"The Buddhist Sutra of the Great Wish allows you to refine their demonic nature, make them return to themselves, and forget about awakening. The Confucian "Dream Like a Divine Machine" allows you to withdraw the priests of the Twenty-Eight Nights, let them return to Heaven, and the awakened people return to their original ways. ”
Wu Liangfeng sighed slightly in his heart, one is a map, and the other is a skill, and each has its own use. What's worse is that three books are in three places, each of which is so big, how to find it? Based on his experience of reading novels or playing games, he felt that these three books also had to be far away, and it was impossible for him to find them easily.
"How do I find the book?"
"It depends on chance."
The corners of Wu Liangfeng's mouth twitched, chance, that is, he may find it soon, or he may not find it in his life. Forget it, he has encountered all the probability events of this thousand years, let alone a mountain.
"Two, you told me about the Water Margin for a long time, and finally asked me to find three books to eliminate demons and monsters, you are talking about the Water Margin, but let me play Journey to the West, this strategy is not the right way at all. Okay, let's be realistic, you see when Tang Seng learned the scriptures, Guanyin gave a robe and bowl, you guys generally express it, right? ”
"No, because we really can't give it to you, because your physique is different from ours, and you are a god and demon concentric."
Wu Liangfeng felt that the autumn wind was miserable, and he was even more miserable.
"Is there any funding?"
The two old men shook their heads.
"Damn, I'm not doing it, there's nothing, what kind of job are you hiring?"
"We just give you money, you can't spend it, you said you want to take a transport out, but you didn't wait for you to leave, I guess those gangs are either gods, or demons will be blown up, you see, you don't say if you die, you have to bring a lot of people to be buried with you, it's not worth it, it's not moral."
Wu Liangfeng's scalp tingled when he heard this, and he said, "They already know me?" ”
Qiu Yue's grandfather said: "Today, I found that the things in my study have been moved, and it is obvious that they have already found them, and they may also have found clues from the Water Margin." ”
"Damn, this time it's really Journey to the West, I can't find a book to say, there are demons and monsters along the way to destroy me, I won't go, unless you can send me a Monkey King."
"Sun Wukong is gone, but Qiuyue can go with you, as for the other helpers, you can find them yourself."
"Do you think I can find a few mortals who can fight Liangshan, or can I play the Four Demon Stars, the Three Ghost Stars, or the twenty-eight houses that can resist the Liao Kingdom?"
"You see, you haven't listened well to the spirit we conveyed to you, and they are not monolithic, there are grievances and hatreds, your mouth... The mouth is so powerful, it's not easy to make a foursome to learn from the scriptures. ”
Wu Liangfeng wanted to beat these two old men again.
PS: I've deleted a lot, but in terms of coherence, that's the only way to go. But in order to conform to Wu Liangfeng and "The Sister Picked Up from the Cemetery" and the later plot, I think his character should be appropriately retained.