Chapter 10 is full of fun, and the words are not amazing
Friday, August 26, 2011
At 8:00 a.m., Lin came to the office, and when he took his first sip of water, he looked out the window, and a man in black was sitting on the stone and looking at him, feeling that he was about to choke. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info said that it was too late and that it was too fast, and Lin thought of an emergency response method that he was researching. He used the power of his mind to eliminate the feeling of "I'm choking" and replaced it with another thought, "I'm fine", and then completely relaxed. Sure enough, he survived safely.
Lin immediately told the results haha.
Haha said, "Are you boring?" ”
Lin said, "No, it's actually quite effective. ”
Haha said: "Speechless......"
Lin often has strange ideas and invents methods that others don't understand, but he has a habit of sharing them with his friends and seeing them as a kind of joy. And haha is one of those listeners.
At 9:40, a student came to test the sample, Lin taught her how to press the sample piece, and randomly thought of a question about tea leaves. The student's home is in Henan, and Xinyang Maojian tea is a well-known product in the country. The student suggested that Lin have free time to visit the local tea island, which is full of tea trees and is particularly beautiful. Lin Xun thought that the people of Henan were quite enthusiastic about me, so I had to support the construction of the country, and by the way, I also brought some tea home to honor the second elder.
At 14:00, Lin came to the office, and a large group of students were in the hallway, looking at Lin and looking into the laboratory. Lin said, "Come and do the experiment?" ”
The student said, "Yes, today the teacher is going to talk about the instrument"
Lin: "Wait, Mr. Peng will be here for a while." ”
The student agreed.
At 14:30, Mr. Peng first introduced Lin, and asked Lin to introduce the instrument. Lin was not ambiguous, and talked about the instrument from the accessories to the main parts, from the basic principles to the highlights, and when the conversation was strong, Mr. Peng frowned, presumably he had said it for too long, and the protagonist was cold, so he hurriedly stopped. "Ladies and gentlemen, please listen to Mr. Peng's further explanation."
Teacher Peng said: "Thank you Mr. Lin for your wonderful introduction, do you have any questions?" ”
Everyone shook their heads .......
Peng said, "Okay, then thank you, Mr. Lin." ”
As soon as the words fell, the students applauded in unison, and at that moment Lin was very satisfied, not because he spoke well, but because of the feeling of being recognized and praised. "In any case, it has also made a little contribution to the cause of education." Lin is a little self-aggrandizing.
In the evening, I had dinner and went to Q. A beautiful woman sent a message:
"Is it there? Mr. Lin! I want to talk about it. ”
Lin couldn't suppress his excitement in his heart, and hurriedly replied: "Yes, wait for you at any time." ”
The beautiful woman said, "It's annoying today." ”
Lin: "It's right to find me, it's my duty to share worries and solve problems." ”
The beauty said: "The junior brother is disobedient"
Lin: "It's easy to do, give him a lecture and see if he dares to listen to the teachings of the senior sister." ”
The beauty said, "Dare." Now there is a master to support him, and he is angry with me by co-authoring the Fa. ”
Lin: "Then I can't do it, bear with it." ”
The beauty said: "I have been doing this direction for 2 years, I have figured out everything, and I know best what to do." But now they don't understand and want to mess around, do you say it's angry?"
Lin: "Angry! But how can we solve this hatred in your heart? ”
The beautiful woman said, "Do you drink?" ”
Lin: "Don't drink"
Beauty: "Good boy"
Lin: "What's wrong?" They've taken your research and forced you to drink? ”
The beauty smiled: "No, they don't dare." ”
Beauty: "You smoke?" ”
Lin: "Don't smoke"
Beauty: "Good boy"
Beauty: "Watching horror movies?" Thrilling ......"
Lin: "No, I'm not interested." In fact, when it comes to horror movies, Lin doesn't want to know the most, he just wants to be full of positive energy, and when he talks about movies, Lin decides to end it decisively.
Lin: "I'm ready to go home, 8. ”
Beauty: "88"
When Lin came home, he didn't feel bored, he didn't like the TV show, and he didn't have a girlfriend to confide in, and the only girl he could contact liked horror drops.
"Alas, it's really a wall-to-face and a besieged face," .......
Thinking of this, Lin couldn't help but feel a little stupid, lay on the bed, and fell asleep for a while.
In the dream, he was looking at a group meeting schedule hanging in the office, and on September 11 to introduce an experimental technique, it was at this time that the "hot rooster" rushed in:
"Why?"
Lin said, "I ......"
Huotou said: "It's unpredictable all day long, I only know how to hang Q pickle girls, what do you want to do?" ”
Lin hurriedly explained: "It's not ......"
The fire-headed rooster said, "It's not a fart, I'll withdraw you if you hang Q again." Then he turned and rushed out.
Lin said, "Listen to me...... ...... "halo" ......
Because he didn't feel comfortable in one breath, Lin woke up from the cheating, and thought to himself, "Okay, I have to be bullied by the fire even when I dream, how can I be embarrassed." Then he opened his eyes and thought: I have always been at odds with Huotou, and I am very wronged to be a man in the gap between Huotou and King Arthur, so why bother myself. It's a good thing that I was really fired by the fire, and I was quickly relieved. "Okay, I will still hang Q in the future, and strive to get out of trouble as soon as possible." Under the guidance of such a spiritual victory method, Lin decided to fight the fire head to the end and never back down. And one of the best opportunities he can think of is to defeat Huotou in the badminton open next month and become the supreme male No. 1.
Saturday, August 27, 2011
The old yellow calendar shows that everything is not appropriate, and it can only be broken and ruined. Lin reminded himself to be careful not to provoke the enemy. When I came to the laboratory, I measured the spectrum of two traditional Chinese medicines, and it was basically smooth, one was more beautiful than the one in the literature, and the other was basically nothing. One positive and one negative, it can be regarded as a balance, and it is also a blessing, on this occasion of many inappropriate days.
While he was busy testing the sample, Burchick walked in,
"Do you also test samples on weekends?" Bo asked;
"Well, it's all your own samples, so you can't do it if you don't hurry up." LIN Hui;
"Will I come in and interfere with your test?" Bo asked;
"No, it won't." Lin Xiang Boqike is quite realistic, always afraid that he will have a bad impact on other people's work, in fact, who doesn't need to influence others? If you don't have the ability to resist interference, you can't do anything. What's more, Lin is a person who wants to achieve a great career, and he must concentrate more on his work than ordinary people.
Lin sometimes wonders, what is the big thing in his mind? It's like once he asked everyone in the group, "What is positive karma?" Mickey clapped his hands and said, "Well said." "In fact, the biggest thing in life is to make yourself happy and forget the troubles caused by poverty and hardship.
So, what's the big deal with Lin? Where is the greatness of Lin? Lin's answer is to find the point where personal happiness and reality meet. One is able to maintain a sense of happiness that comes from the heart and is able to provide for one's family and make one's family and friends equally happy. That's an achievement.
Huotou immediately expressed his disagreement, he thought that having ** and Jinshan was the joy of life, and of course there was more to want.
"What you want is your own happiness, even based on the sacrifices of others, on authority," Lin said. But have you considered other people's thoughts and feelings? Have you ever acknowledged the efforts of others? ”……
The fire head indicates disdain.
At 13:00, a news popped up on the Internet: "The rules of a middle school stipulate that the distance between boys and girls when they meet must not be less than 60 cm, and the meeting place is visible to everyone." "The main reason is that the school set up this entry to prevent early love. Lin thinks well, do you still have the word early love? In the program of a famous professor of a university, Mr. Zheng said, "Students, as a person who has come over, I advise you that when we are students, we should focus on studying. For love, we are not enough to carry this burden. Lin Shen felt the same way, because looking back on his life, he also felt that if he started a relationship when he was a student, it would indeed be immature for him. For example, all the adventures he went through later, if he had a girlfriend, he might have hurt more people. However, Mr. Zheng also said that he deeply regretted that he did not fall in love once during college. Did Lin regret it? Lin also regretted it, because his love affair when he was a student made him feel pure and cute. So Lin found an astonishing conclusion, and his ideas with Mr. Zheng were surprisingly consistent, or rather similar. It is really worthy of knowing heroes and valuing heroes, and cherishing each other.
Huotou knew it and said: ", who has a chance not to fall in love, it's just that I didn't have a chance back then." ”
King Arthur said, "What a good memory, how good it would be if I could go back again......"
Haha said: "They are all happy people, and it became a problem to eat and pay tuition fees even when I wanted to do it back then." ”
At 13:30, it was the time when Lin had just finished lunch, and there was a few thunders in the sky, Lin said goodbye to his parents and prepared to go to the laboratory, and his father said, "Don't forget to take an umbrella." The mother didn't say anything, just smiled. Lin Yingnuo turned around and walked out the door, thinking, "It's still my mother who understands me." "Because for thunder, everyone knows that it will rain, and it is inevitable to bring an umbrella. Father's love for Lin is meticulous to the nanny-like care; Mother's love is absolute trust, she knows that Lin must know that she should bring an umbrella, so why bother to say more.
Huotou said, "You, you don't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings." ”
Haha said: "Envy, how good it is for me"
16:15 Lin is repairing the computer, a memory is dead or alive, just refuses to light up Windows, Lin threatens it: "If you don't cooperate, I'll change a new person",
The memory said: "You change it, anyway, I swear to die." ”
Lin couldn't, so he had to use a 512M pseudo-bar. As a result, the boss's energy is wasted, and the newcomer is unwilling to work.
Lin asked the newcomer: "What are you doing blindly?" ”
The newcomer said: "You don't treat the original partner well, but you want me to please you, you will never be able to do it." ”
So Lin understood a truth, for computers, the original is the best; For people, the original match is the best. If you don't treat the original (original match) well, how can others believe that you will treat the new (new match) well?
In fact, the same is true for work, if you don't do the first job well, it means that you are likely to do the second job well. However, if you do a job well, it means that you will do all the work well.
At 17:00, Lin read a report, how much he will feel a little ridiculous, but it is obviously a regular phenomenon, a personal wish, and finally affects many people, everyone has to spend a lot of time and energy together for this goal, this kind of pay is not of much significance to the whole, it is meaningless for the vast majority of people, it is equivalent to accompanying the prince to study. But for real life, it is an indispensable link.
17:30 Lin saw a friend introducing the menopic therapy, and the comparison photos were actually just clever use of lighting and cosmetics, and the discerning person knew at a glance that it was a scam, and only some people with good intentions could be deceived. Not to mention, sometimes people want to believe such things, because some wishes are so extravagant that no one dares to make such promises, and some promises are better than nothing.
Lin thinks that for modern marketing, the concept is a thing of deep value, such as dialing, golden wire, brood fish, in short, new terms emerge in endlessly, so that you are dizzy, but you really don't want to say, it can attract attention and achieve a good publicity effect. Therefore, a good name is quite important for a work. Lin doesn't know this, but the current society is a place where even Maokeng talks about creativity, all the good words are robbed, and the good numbers are also robbed. In order to quickly seize the market, we can only sacrifice eyeballs, fight for quality and capital.
Another point Lin didn't tell Haha, the name of his work was actually given by the editor, because the editor thought that his name was really tasteless, so he simply castrated and removed the two English characters to become what it is now. But he can't be more serious, people can be big editors, life and death are in charge, how many people have to beg to post articles, it's good to be able to post them, and besides, tens of thousands of words, can't it be published in vain?
Lin said: "So, this name has a relationship with this work, I don't care if it's a good fate or not, in short, if it's published, I can make money, won't my goal be achieved?" Besides, so many lords and sisters came to cheer, aren't I also happy? In the future, I have the strength, and it is more comfortable for me to run my own website and publish my own book. ”
20:00 The old urchin sent a congratulatory telegram, "Lin, I know that you are very happy to post and encourage each other." Lin expressed his deep gratitude and at the same time cared about the situation of his old friend.
The old naughty boy said: "I feel unwell when I enter the class, is there a way to treat it?" ”
Lin said: "If your problem is solved, I am afraid that several colleges will not be able to do it." ”
The old urchin said, "I want justice and health." ”
"If you still have an attachment to the salary, you will threaten the teaching secretary and never go to class if you don't solve the pollution problem," Lin said. ”……
Lin said: "Actually, your problem is really difficult to solve, the pollutants you mentioned are very low toxicity in chemistry, if you really stop this experiment, I don't know how many experiments will not be able to continue." Speaking of which, modern science and technology have come to a standstill. So I can't say that I support you from a professional standpoint to stop this experiment. All I can say is that this thing is really harmful when heated. But in the hands of those of us who study chemistry, we are exposed to more harmful substances than this. ”
The old urchin said, "Then you can help me fix this problem." ”
"It's up to you to make the effort, and if you can come up with a concept that people can agree with, and people are willing to stop all toxic and harmful behaviors, then you've won," Lin said. ”
Lin said: "To be honest, I'm just a small person, how much can I help?" If you really want to solve it, it depends on the meaning of the leader, and the leader says that it is non-toxic and harmless, then you have to provide evidence to prove that it is toxic and harmful. But when you prove that it's poisonous and harmful, you'll be almost dead. "Besides, professional testing costs a lot of money, and if you can afford it, you might as well go home and recuperate and earn a pension." However, at this point in the dispute, you have to explain the reasons for your retirement, provide relevant evidence, and explain that the discomfort caused by the pollutants is so that you can also get the full pension, which is equivalent to enjoying the benefits of retirement in the early years. ”
"The problem of pollution is really talked about too much, and people don't want to talk about it. But today, if we don't keep quiet, people will say, 'You didn't tell you at the beginning, but I gave you the opportunity to ask for it.'" If you do, at least express your opinions and positions, and as a leader, you can consider improving management. If you don't talk about it, the accumulated emotions will definitely be detrimental to your work and health. ”
Lin said: "Actually, if you really want to have an opinion on something, you don't need to make a big splash. Originally, others were worried that they couldn't find your problems, but you were excited that the problems were all on you. To solve the problem, we have to put the facts and reason. If he's really wrong, can't you find his problem? The easiest thing in this world is to ask questions, but it's not easy to ask good questions. For example, Li Ao, when he wanted to ask other people's questions, he first grabbed a bunch of evidence in his hand, and when he argued, he put it all out, and the other party didn't dare to come out. That's his level. How do I use Crack's technology? It should be used for the right path, and it should be used for upholding justice. If justice can be upheld and the truth can be pursued, the crack itself will be fair and respectable. ”
Lin said: "If you can pursue the truth, can speak for everyone, are open enough in thinking, advanced enough in technology, and speak with reason and evidence, others will naturally obey you." If you are bent on making money, you don't care about other people's requirements, and others will naturally not accept it. ”
The old urchin scratched his head and said, "You mean, someone else polluted my class and made me uncomfortable, and then I had to leave class early and prove that he was polluting?" ”
Lin said, "Exactly. ”
Haha said: "For those of us who are engaged in physics, how do we prove a chemical harm? Even if Baidu comes out, it does not have an authoritative role. ”
Lin said, "Exactly. Because the person who does chemistry is exposed to more toxic things every day, and he is informed and voluntary, his social role makes it impossible for him to come out and say that the experiment is wrong. Otherwise, he will use his knowledge, education, and ability to deny an industry that allows him to make a living. What's worse is that what should he do to make a living after denying this industry? And how many more unreasonable, more toxic and harmful jobs are there in the world? Everyone has to take care of their health, who will work? Who will create social value? The ultimate question is, what should people do to make a living? ”
Haha said: "Restore the agrarian society of men and women weaving." ”
Lin said: "But foreign countries are foreign guns and cannons, and if you change into an agricultural society, he won't invade you?" So they were speechless.