Lan Xiaoyi looked at the chivalrous woman fighting the sword in the TV Jianghu, couldn't help but boil his blood, suddenly stood upright, his whole body tensed, his hands clenched into fists, he bent down respectfully, full of energy, and his voice was loud, and said: "Lan Xiaoyi, the chivalrous girl!" Yu Bi laughed, what a bold beauty!

Sure enough, if you live in ancient times, you must be a beautiful chivalrous woman who loves flowers and flowers!

However, the ideal is plump, and the reality is always skinny. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Lan Xiaoyi looked around, glanced at the living room that was about to be piled up into a garbage dump, touched the big acne on his face that had stayed up all night, and by the way, caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror.

Isn't it, some meat grown?

Lan Xiaoyi pinched her face, pinched the swimming ring on her stomach again, and thought to herself, it's time to do some exercise. So she threw her head up, poured the last bit of potato chip residue in the bag into her mouth, and finally wiped the corners of her mouth, and made a big determination.

Let's go downstairs and take out the trash!

Lan Xiaoyi found a big plastic bag, and quickly stuffed the snack bag into the plastic bag, and when it was almost finished, she went out humming a little song.

Today seems to be the seventh day of the seventh month of July? As a senior otaku, Lan Xiaoyi is only responsible for staying up late to play games online, occasionally reading Mary Sue novels and soap operas. This oriental Valentine's Day means nothing to her. If it weren't for the holiday reminders that pop up all the time when she was online, she really didn't know what day of the month it was.

Lan Xiaoyi walked downstairs with brisk steps, and saw the couple holding hands at the second corner, the couple leaning on each other at the third corner, and the couple gnawing each other's faces at the fourth corner.

Shouldn't you go to open a house on such an important holiday? What kind of skill is it to be tired at the door of the house!

Lan Xiaoyi's mood soared all the way to the trough, and finally gave a white eye to the couple who couldn't see their faces clearly.

Ah, the world is so wonderful, but I'm so irritable, it's really not good! Lan Xiaoyi sighed, shook off the negative emotions, and finally walked to the entrance of the unit with the garbage bag, avoiding the oncoming couple ABC, and turned his head to walk to the trash can.

She looked up at the sky, ah, the stars are shining brightly, when poetry and wine are in their prime!

Just as she was trying to search her stomach and sigh, she heard some abnormal sounds.

Is it the cat fighting or the dog fighting?

Lan Xiaoyi followed the sound step by step, until he came to a small alley with a black rumbling dong.

"****** didn't expect you to find this place!"

"Why don't you give it to me the, huh?"

"Looking for death?"

"You're looking for death!"

"Damn, my nose is bleeding!"

"Who the didn't bleed!"

The two black shadows scuffled together, using fists and kicks at the same time, but Lan Xiaoyi couldn't match the conversation between the two to these two people one by one. It's not dark, Lan Xiaoyi only knows that now, there are two people fighting here.

Moreover, from their childish conversations, it can be concluded that their IQ and EQ should not be high. If this fight continues, will the headline tomorrow be "Two men fight, bleeding all over the place"?

So, not very good? Lan Xiaoyi thought about it, although it was very troublesome, but he always felt that it was better to do something.

She stood straight in front of the alley with her hands on her hips, and yelled, "Hey, don't fight!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the two black shadows really stopped.

Lan Xiaoyi was about to get complacent, and a second later, they started fighting again.

The key is to fight, and the two of them also put a sentence on Lan Xiaoyi's meddling.

"Little girl, if you don't want to die, get out of the way!"

"That's it, what are you a woman fooling with about Lao Tzu!"

Hey, this is still standing on a united front?

Lan Xiaoyi's heroine attribute was activated instantly, but she also practiced karate in college for three years, and her fist and foot kung fu was no worse than that of a man. Of course, the police uncle has to be a different story.

Lan Xiaoyi put on a good position, roared, made fists with both hands, bounced on tiptoe, and kicked up with both legs.

In just the blink of an eye, Lan Xiaoyi clapped his hands on the ground, and when his arms were wrapped around his chest, the two of them had already fallen to the ground and screamed in pain.

Lan Xiaoyi looked at all this in front of him with satisfaction, nodded, paced back and forth at the mouth of the alley, and pointed his fingers: "Look at you, you must be brain-dead middle school students, right?" My sister is from the past, and I know that you are under a lot of pressure to study, but you can't move your fists at every turn! It's okay to play around, but what if something goes wrong? What about your parents? What about your future? Children, don't hurt your classmates and ...... because of impulsiveness."

", dare to beat Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will fight with you!" Brawler A is strong-blooded, and wants the carp to turn over and rush forward.

"Hey, wait, wait!" Brawler B reached out to stop it.

"What?" A shook his head and said coquettishly.

"Don't you think she's ......," B said seriously, pointing to his head, "is there something wrong here?" Look at how she's dressed! ”

So A and B leaned their heads and carefully looked up and down at Lan Xiaoyi, who was blurred under the starlight.

Her hair is tied to the top of her head and nested into a Taoist mustache, the upper body is the aunt's red floral pajamas, and the lower body is green crush shorts. She wore men's flip-flops on her feet, and her ten toenails were painted in seven different colors.

The two of them turned their heads to look at each other and nodded at the same time, "Psychopath is no doubt!" ”

"It is said that there is no sentence for mentally ill offenses!"

"That would be terrible."

"Thirty-six Plans—"

"Let's go!"

The two hit it off.

"Hey! Did you listen to me? ”

The two of them were startled and felt a bright light shine through. Hurriedly turned his head, just as he saw Lan Xiaoyi turning his head and pointing.

The two sighed and shook their heads slightly, helped each other to get up from the ground tremblingly, and moved out of Lan Xiaoyi's side by side hand hand in hand.

It's like - Lan Xiaoyi is a transparent person

"Hey, what are you doing? I'm not done yet! Middle school students are mentally incomplete and prone to make mistakes, so you have to listen to adults! Feed! Lan Xiaoyi watched the two backs go farther and farther.

Really, kindness is regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs.

At the very least, let her take a closer look at what they look like.

I heard that the recent middle school students are more beautiful than the other.

Lan Xiaoyi turned his head and stomped his feet in annoyance, and said in a low voice: "The current middle school students are becoming more and more difficult to teach, and I feel sorry for those middle school teachers." ”

But, what is that? Lan Xiaoyi's eyes lit up.

What is the one lying on the ground, the one that shines, the one that looks like a circle?

Driven by curiosity, Lan Xiaoyi walked over. Squatting down and looking at it, this--seems to be a jade bracelet?

She reached out and picked up the jade bracelet, and observed it carefully, although the light was very dark and she didn't look very carefully, but it felt smooth and delicate to the touch, and it felt very good!

"Hey! Did you drop something? Lan Xiaoyi turned around and shouted into the distance with the jade bracelet, but unfortunately there was no one in his field of vision.

Lan Xiaoyi ran a few more steps forward, but she didn't see anything except the couples who entered in pairs.

She walked under the street lamp and carefully observed the jade bracelet, and felt that it was a moderate size, symmetrical structure, and green throughout, which would be a pity if it was an imitation.

She rubbed the jade bracelet, and the delicate feeling of the jade made her fingers feel comfortable, but she suddenly touched something that was awkward. She held the jade bracelet high and faced the light, and on the inside of the jade bracelet, three words were neatly engraved with a fly's head.

Night Purple Kill.

"What's the matter?! Night Purple Kill? Going to kill yourself? Purple clay pot? Lan Xiaoyi's mouth was full of whimsical ideas.

But just then, the lights went out.

Lan Xiaoyi shuddered.

Blackout?

She looked at the sky and was instantly frozen.

Is that the Milky Way? It's really beautiful. The power outage was just right!

A meteor streaked through the sky, and Lan Xiaoyi immediately clasped his hands together and closed his eyes.

When I was a child, people asked, "What would you wish if you saw a shooting star?" ”

Lan Xiaoyi replied without hesitation: "I want to be a chivalrous girl!" ”

Come, make a wish on a shooting star. But-

Time waits for no one.

Well, Lan Xiaoyi didn't have time to say anything in her heart, she just felt that something flashed, her eyes were about to flash, and all that came out of her mouth was "I CALL!" ”

Then she didn't know anything.