Chapter 3 I'm going to pee on you

A year later, Qin Chuan endured the pain of being pregnant for ten months, and with a cry that resounded through the sky, the doctors and nurses in the hospital completely 、... And so on to get to know him. The sound of the pen and the fun and the www.biquge.info was as if she had been abused in her mother's stomach for months and finally escaped from the sea of suffering.

At the same time, Qin Chuan in the original world also completely got rid of the bitter sea of the third year of high school, and successfully entered the ideal university with the first result in the province. And after a year of torture by the belly black system, Qin Chuan's spirit has already been tortured to the point of perversion. Back then, when the sky was still blue, the water was still clear,......, the results of the test were still yourself, and the most important thing was that Qinchuan Xiaopenyou was still pure.

Today, everything has changed. Under the "correct" leadership of the system, our Qinchuan little pot friends have implemented the principle of "people are invincible" promulgated by the system, and have completely degenerated from a pure little pot friend to a cheap and dirty old driver.

What can be said is that even in the original world, Qin Chuan still has a very difficult life! I was almost driven crazy by the system and was about to enter the legendary Narnia Mental Sanatorium.

……

Time flies, three months later, in the world of love apartments.

Qin Chuan took the name of his parents, and finally added a new name called 'Yu Ziyue' to his family's household registration book. That is to say, from now on, he Qin Chuan... Forehead? No, it should be said that it is Yu Ziyue now...... In short, in this world of love apartments, he finally has an official and legal identity.

Although Yi Yue has just been born now, he is a baby Xiao Zhengtai with half the soul of a high school student. After his "observation of words and feelings", he found that he was at least an official and a rich man for three generations in this world. After talking to his parents, Yi Yue sensitively discovered that his father was actually a second-generation person, and his mother was the behind-the-scenes boss of a multinational large company.

What's even more outrageous is his grandfather, an ordinary old man who doesn't look like anything. But once, in the arms of Yu Shaocheng, that is, his father, he saw the scene of his "ordinary" grandfather playing Tai Chi, and a black and white Tai Chi fish slowly appeared behind him. So when he was still a little baby, he was instantly scared silly.

Fortunately, because of the system, Yiyue's receptivity has greatly improved. In the end, although I was a little surprised, since there is even an anti-heaven thing like the idler system, like some super ancient martial arts, ability spells... and so on, he can naturally learn to accept it slowly.

Time was rushing, and another three months later.

Yu Ziyue lay in his crib in a daze, his eyes staring curiously at the snow-white ceiling, but in his mind, he communicated with the system elf 'Xiao Ren', "Brother Xiao Ren, are you there?" ”

Forehead! Brother Xiao Ren was forced by the system elf Xiao Ren to be called by Yue, otherwise Xiao Ren would ignore him. Therefore, Yu Ziyue, who didn't know what the festival was, directly owed a huge amount of festival value and started a journey of playing cheap and limitless. Now his little brother is even more shameless than Zeng Xiaoxian in this world.

"Yes! With Yue... Small... Bottom... Brother..."

"Huh! Brother Xiaoren, since this world and my original world are both special planes, is my original world like this world hiding things that many people don't know? Yu Yiyue directly ignored Xiao Ren's tone of speech and asked excitedly.

"Hmmm! It's pretty much the same. Wrong! It should be said that your original world is a little more dangerous," Xiao Ren said indifferently.

Forehead! No wonder there was a remark in the previous life that "the earth is too dangerous, I want to go to Mars", Yu Ziyue complained helplessly.

According to the urine nature of the death mission promulgated by the system, it is estimated that the other half of my soul was busy in the original world. However, with the system, it is estimated that after the parents retire, the soul will also have the ability to let them enjoy life with peace of mind.

Thinking of this, Ziyue couldn't help but be happy. Fortunately, half of his soul could stay with his parents, otherwise he really didn't know what would happen to his parents, relatives and friends, and his own responsible head teacher was probably ......

It's just that the only pity now is that in the world of love apartments, he is only six weeks old now, and many times he can't let go of his hands and feet. He's still very afraid of the perverted scientific research maniacs of that world. Therefore, he can act like a genius, but he can't act like a little kid.

What can be said is that the soul of a high school student is trapped in the body of a small baby, which is really miserable. In addition to cranky thoughts all day long, the only pleasure is to pull pee on some special people and do a little prank. Therefore, now his father basically does not dare to hold a certain little devil anymore.

Yu Ziyue: "......", but it's still boring!

"Xiaoren, do you have any exercises that I can learn now?" In desperation, Yu Ziyue only seemed to ask for help from the system.

"Yes! And please call me Brother Xiaoren" said in a cheap, slightly dissatisfied voice.

"Good! Brother Xiaoren, will you give me the exercises? Yu Ziyue said flatteringly.

"Hey, hey!"

Ziyue couldn't help but get goosebumps from laughing at 'someone'.

"It's beautiful, but it's not possible"

Xiao Ren's next sentence couldn't help but make Yu Ziyue angry, "If you weren't a system elf, I would definitely let you know why chrysanthemums are so red", comforting himself.

"But! For the sake of such a good relationship between you and me. Although the rules of the system close a door for you, what about you, Brother Ren? I specially opened a window for you," Xiaoren said proudly.

"How? Righteous enough, right? Xiaoren continued to say proudly.

"Huh! So good, you don't cheat me? "Because he has been cheated many times by a certain spirit before, and now he really doesn't dare to believe it casually.

"Cut! You still can't trust Brother Xiaoren? Xiaoren said disdainfully.

After thinking for a moment, Yu Ziyue nodded directly and seriously, and said, "I really can't believe it."

Xiaoren: "......", you don't play cards according to common sense.

Xiaoren: "I'll send four, I really didn't cheat you this time"

Yu Ziyue struggled to reach for the thinning baby's head and said, "That's good! I believe in you again! ”

"Oh what you said~" Xiao Renbei said with a smile.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Nine Illusions of Spirit" and "Gene Forging Technique"

"Ding! System Alarm! System Alarm! System Alarm! ”

"Due to the host's authorization, the host over-redeemed when the SB value was 0, and now the system is owed 10,000 SB value. Please pay it off within 100 days, otherwise the system will isolate some of the host's sensing organs (e.g., the host may be incontinent until the debt is paid off. For example, the host may be like some people who have cultivated the Sunflower Treasure Book, until the debt is paid off, in case the system fails, of course...... Ahem! The host should make up for it by itself...... )”

"Xiaoren, you lied to me again" Yu Ziyue roared angrily, but unfortunately it was a cry that resounded through the sky. frightened his parents, and he was busy again.

Looking at his mother who was teasing her with the little yellow duck again, Yu Ziyue was now speechless and embarrassed. Immediately stopped crying, turned sadness into strength, and began to carefully check the three exercises that he had 'exchanged', if the exercises were good, he would not lose too much.

【Nine Illusions of the Spirit】

Introduction to the exercises: The basic exercises for exercising spiritual power that are commonly circulated in the universe.

Exercise evaluation: One is stronger than six, although it is universal, it is known as the most classic basic exercise. For those who started cultivating as a baby, the benefits are greatly dropped.

【Gene Forging】

Introduction: The basic exercises for forging genetic potential that are commonly circulated in the universe.

Exercise evaluation: One is stronger than six, although it is universal, it is known as the most classic basic exercise. For those who started cultivating as a baby, the benefits are greatly dropped.

Forehead! Nani? Having said all this, in short, it is not the basic practice of the general public. Yu Ziyue complained disdainfully.

However, since they have all been redeemed, cultivation is a must. And it seems that he has nothing else to do except cultivation now!

(PS: The world of this novel love apartment is the main line ha!) )