355. The quirks of the three
Zhang Shexi closed his eyes and lazily fell on the white crane bed when he said no, and because he was already very tired after a busy day, he really looked like a dead man from a distance. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
But no matter how tired he was, Bai He didn't want Zhang Shexi to sleep on his bed, so he opened his six-pointed eyes and threw him heavily on the top bunk like garbage.
"It hurts! Is that how you treat your employees? Zhang Shexi's tail bone fell on the bed board first, and the pain made him feel so excited that he couldn't pretend to be dead anymore, and complained dissatisfied.
"How can any employee sleep in the boss's bed?" Bai He didn't eat this set, and snorted, anyway, Zhang Shexi is a cultivator, and he is not afraid of getting hurt.
"Yes, employees generally sleep with the boss's wife." Zhang Shexi muttered quietly.
"What did you say!" The white crane's eyes widened angrily, and he came to the top bunk with just a jump, and pressed Zhang Shexi under him fiercely.
"Ya Butterfly!" Zhang Shexi howled heartbreakingly, but his strength was not as good as Bai He, even if he broke through to the second stage of the Yellow Order, he was still not an opponent, so he could only shout powerlessly and look at Huang Guan with the eyes of asking for help.
But Huang Guan was originally greedy for life and afraid of death, and when he knew that he was not an opponent, he would definitely choose Mingzhe to protect himself at the first time, whistling and pretending not to see it.
"It's useless to shout at your throat!" Bai He put his hands on Zhang Shexi's chest and pressed hard, imitating the action of electrocardiogram resuscitation, and the force was so great that Zhang Shexi pressed out most of the breath he inhaled, making his eyes widen in pain.
"Isn't it cool!" Bai He laughed, thinking that he had been played with by his classmates like this when he was too small in junior high school, and at this time he experienced the feeling of bullying others, and his heart was extremely happy.
Zhang Shexi cried with a sad face, and greeted the eighteen generations of the ancestors of the white crane in his heart, but his face did not show the slightest, and said flatteringly: "Cool, cool!" Hakuzuru, I was wrong, let me go! ”
"Spare your dog's life!" The white crane snorted coldly, and jumped down like an ancient hero. In fact, there is still a long time before going to bed, but today is the first day, and the two of them have worked so hard just now, so Bai He didn't let them continue to program, and let the two go back to bed to rest.
Of course, for Zhang Shexi and Huang Guan, including Bai He, the best way to rest is to play games, as soon as they heard that they wanted to rest, the two of them suddenly came to their senses, and sat back in front of their computers, and their excited looks didn't look like people who had worked all day.
At night, the three of them were lying on their respective beds, and Zhang Shexi squirmed and said embarrassedly: "That white crane, in fact, I have some problems sleeping as a person." ”
"Snoring?" Hakutsuru asked casually.
"Not ......"
"Molars?"
"It's not."
"Put p?"
"Not really."
"Talking in your dreams?"
"It's not ......" Zhang Shexi looked even more embarrassed, and said hesitantly: "It's, in fact, I'm a person who drools when I sleep, and I ....... drool."
"Drooling?" Bai He was drunk and confused, and he was honestly lying on the bed one second, but the next second he stood up and pulled the cushion under Zhang Shexi without saying anything. He doesn't care if Zhang Shexi drools when he sleeps, but it is absolutely impossible to give him a mat!
Zhang Shexi was caught off guard and was dragged 360 degrees to rotate three times, and he was lying on the hard and cold bed board in a daze, and finally couldn't help crying.
"White Crane, this bed is so hard, I burp my ass......."
"White crane, the temperature is only a few degrees now, and I'm cold without a quilt......"
"White Crane, I actually lied to you just now, I don't drool when I sleep......"
"White Crane, Woo Woo ......"
"Okay, okay, for the sake of you helping me so much, take it." In the end, Bai He couldn't stand it anymore, and impatiently threw the thin two-layer mat on it, after all, he asked Zhang Shexi to spend the night here, and he had to do his best to be a landlord no matter what.
"Bai He, you are really a good person......" Zhang Shexi hurriedly laid out the quilt, no longer daring to make a noise, after thinking about it, he still didn't sleep, but wrapped the quilt around his body, meditated cross-legged and inhaled the true qi of heaven and earth into his body. He understands now, in this society of the jungle, whoever is strong has the absolute right to speak, just imagine that now the strength of himself and the white crane is exchanged, even if he sleeps and drools? If you have the ability, you can snatch the mat back with your strength!
"Then, that ......" At this moment, Huang Guan spoke again.
"Don't you have any quirks, too! It's okay, it's a handsome guy's bed anyway, you feel free, it's okay to pull on it. Bai He didn't bother to pay attention to these two people one by one, and he could see that these two guys were not even comparable to ordinary people in other places, except for being a little useful in programming, and one was more useless than the other.
"It's not about the bed, I'm afraid you'll be scared at night...... Huang Guan said embarrassedly: "Actually, I have sleepwalking, I don't know what I will do when I fall asleep, and I have no impression the next day." ”
"Don't worry, anyway, you won't remember anything the next day, and when you sleepwalk and harass me, I'll just hit me with a fluctuation." Bai He said with a smile.
"How can I rest assured!" Huang Guan was taken aback, and hurriedly said flatteringly: "Companions, you see, everyone is a future technology holder, and they are comrades-in-arms who fight side by side. ”
"Fighting side by side? Birth to death? "It's good that Huang Guan doesn't mention it, his mention made Bai He even more firm in his thoughts just now, like this guy who knows how to run when he encounters an enemy, Bai He will never be merciful!
"Companion ......" Huang Guan's words were full of tears, and he even took out the USB flash drive that Bai He had given him before in his pocket, and carefully handed it to Bai He.
Seeing Huang Guan's cautious appearance, Bai He pursed his lips helplessly, and couldn't bear to continue talking, so he had to wave his hand impatiently and said, "Okay, sleepwalking, sleepwalking, I'll treat it as if I didn't see it!" ”
"Okay!" Huang Guan jumped back on the bed happily, but before he was happy, Bai He stretched out his hand and said, "Bring it." ”
"Take ...... What to take? ”
"Seeds, of course! Give me back the seeds, I turn a blind eye to your sleepwalking. "Bai He is not a person who suffers, since he agreed to Huang Guan's request, he will inevitably let him spend a certain price, not to mention that these seeds are still forced by Huang Guan, if he doesn't give it to him, he won't help himself before giving it to him, although Bai He hasn't said anything, but he has remembered it in his heart.
"Yes...... Damn ......" Huang Guan reluctantly stretched out his hand and retracted it, and stretched out his hand again, very unwilling to give away the seeds in his hand, but he was even more afraid of being injured, and after careful consideration, he still put the USB flash drive on the table with trembling hands, thinking that he must get up later tomorrow and be lazy!
Although Huang Guan's idea is good, both Zhang Shexi and Huang Guan ignore one point, that is, the bad habit of the white crane when sleeping! (To be continued.) )