Chapter 1: Rebirth
A starry night with a dark night and a high wind. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info dark clouds are piled up in the sky, the wind is whistling, and the windows that are not closed are clattering.
This voice woke up the sleepy-eyed Lin Xuan, and found that it was already nine o'clock in the evening, he washed his face with cold water, and then continued to sit in front of the computer, the keyboard made a crackling sound, and when he got closer, his hand speed was comparable to the hand speed of most League of Legends gods, he was wearing a casual clothes, and in the snap of his fingers, there was a bunch of dense words.
This pile of words is full of praise or abusive sentences, and each sentence is so vivid and vivid, it only makes you clap your hands and applaud.
"The xx star is divorced, it is said that it is because the man has a mistress outside, and the woman is unbearable, but for the sake of the children, she has to endure the humiliation, and she has to turn a blind eye to the man's harem, and finally one day it broke out and divorced decisively."
"Produced by xx company, it must be a high-quality product, this love action game has excellent graphics, a grand world view, especially the game dubbing, it is extremely vivid, so what are you waiting for, September 9th, the grand opening of the test!"
Lin Xuan changed hundreds of accounts in a row, and sent thousands of rumors on different websites and Weibo accounts, and sometimes even went to the newly opened Taobao store to brush up on the praise, no way, he opened a water army studio, specializing in making weapons on the Internet for others, and doing their business is to have a lot of beautiful sentences, and it can't be too easy for people to see.
Picked up the coffee next to him, slowly opened Taobao, and logged in to the last account that had been used for many years, but had never really bought anything, for no other reason, that is, there was no money, and the money he earned every day as a sailor was only enough for the basic cost of living, not to mention the dozens of brothers under him.
He opened a product interface, saying that it was a world-class brand, but when he looked at it, I damn it, isn't this a roadside stall near my house, more than a dozen yuan a piece, this store actually sells thousands, and the money is not so fast, isn't it just that there is an extra brand on the clothes, and it becomes a phoenix, looking at it, I really want to give hundreds of bad reviews, but there is no way, the customer is God.
"Online shopping is so intense, I didn't expect the service of the store to be so good, the quality of the goods is good and the price is low, I thank you so much!"
"I saw a lot of homes, and finally chose this one, I feel better than others, the customer service is super good, I asked a lot of questions to help me answer, after receiving the goods, the baby is really genuine, very good, I like it."
He himself felt sick to death when he said these words. Who made him a trolls?
Water army, you can brush up on praise, you can create rumors to smear celebrities, you can write advertorials to let you unconsciously see advertisements, and you can also hype up topics, for example, if a movie is about to be released, you have to build momentum on Weibo, so that people can understand how popular this movie is, in fact, there are a few who know, it seems to have a lot of power, but in fact, it doesn't make much money, but you have to be hit often, if you accidentally expose that you are a water army, you will be despised by the audience, no matter how serious it is, you will even have to fight a lawsuit.
is also a celebrity affair, others can watch and despise it, but he has to change hundreds of accounts to clarify for this star, and jump up and down in different tones, so whether this has happened on the Internet or not, who knows.
Suddenly felt thirsty, and was about to go to get coffee to drink, when there was a sudden thunder outside, which frightened Lin Xuan's hand, and the hot coffee spilled onto his hand, some of which splashed on the keyboard.
"Oh my God, I just bought a new keyboard!" Lin Xuan was so distressed that he flew up, and hurriedly took the paper to wipe it.
When he wiped it, the sound of crackling electricity sounded in Lin Xuan's ears, and suddenly his eyes went black, and he fell to the ground unconscious.
Lin Xuan's first thought when he lost consciousness was, I recruited someone to provoke someone, God wants to get along with him like this.
And then another thought is surprise, according to such a bridge, there is a high chance of rebirth, crossing, or something, which is written in novels. Who made him fantasize every day about what would happen to him when he was reborn, and it wouldn't be too cool to go to the pinnacle of life or something.
Then the consciousness gradually drifted away......
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"Hey, hey, friend, wake up, don't sleep"
A hoarse voice in the ear made people feel a little frightened.
Lin Xuan felt as if he was lying flat on the ground, he subconsciously opened his eyes, and what appeared in front of him was not the computer he usually saw, nor the 30-square-meter small house, but the dark sky like ink, and there was nothing in the sky.
Lin Xuan shook his head and cleared his mind, but the picture in front of him really startled him.
There is a river in front of me, the water in it is actually blood, the smell is fragrant, there is a bridge on the river, there is a black tablet by the bridge, it is engraved with Nai, and the font looks like an evil spirit.
There was even the sound of ghosts whistling in my ears.
"Don't look at it, this is the Yama Palace, hurry up, I'll take you to see the king of Hades." A humanoid creature with the head of a bull and dressed in ancient costume busily urged him.
Lin Xuan realized that he was really dead, so he had to resign himself to fate, there was no way, other people's territory, if he was offended, he couldn't tell where he would be reincarnated in the next life.
Walking across the Nai He Bridge, enduring the nausea, Lin Xuan walked quickly across the Nai He Bridge.
"Okay, this is the Senluo Palace, and the King of Hades is waiting for you inside." As he spoke, the bull pushed open a door with a strange pattern.
"You don't have to be nervous, as far as I know, you haven't done anything bad, go see you, it's okay" Niu Tou saw Lin Xuan's nervous appearance, so he was born and comforted.
I really couldn't see that such a terrifying bull head still had this side, and Lin Xuan couldn't help but have a good impression of him. Come to think of it, anyway, uncle, I have never done anything bad, although I have never done anything good, at most I donated a little more class money when I went to school, so I won't be afraid of Hades. So he walked into the main hall with steady steps.
An old man with immortal wind bones came in and stood in the middle of the main hall, smiling, and couldn't help but make Lin Xuan feel like a spring breeze.
No, I thought Hades was terrifying, but I didn't expect it to be so.
"You're that Lin Xuan, right?" "Yes, what's the problem?"
"Congratulations on winning the lottery, according to the laws of Heavenly Court, you are a virgin in the tenth generation, and you could have worked as a cleaner in Heavenly Court, but Heavenly Court has too many staff and the funds are almost unaffordable, so you are allowed to be reincarnated into a rich family in the next life." Hades said lightly. It's a good time, but it seems like a funeral for him to say it.
"No, the tenth virgin, so miserable, okay, that's it, just vote." Lin Xuan is a little at ease with what happens, for him he has to be reincarnated anyway, but he is just a VIP, and he can get the best choice.
"Okay, since you agree to this condition, then you should hurry up and go to Meng Po's to drink soup." Hades still looked expressionless.
On the right side of the main hall is Meng Po's place, eh, why is this Meng Po in the Senluo Palace, isn't this the bedroom of the king of Hades, do they have adultery. But what does it matter to him?
"Tenth virgin, it's not like ah, it's so handsome, is there something wrong with you?" Meng Po laughed.
When he came to Meng Po, Lin Xuan was stunned all of a sudden, he didn't expect Meng Po to be a big beauty, which seriously subverted his imagination, but when he heard Meng Po's teasing, he actually doubted his ability to do such a serious thing, he immediately retorted: "Is there a problem, do you want to try it yourself, it will definitely scare you to death if you try." ”
"Okay, you dare to tease me, only I tease others, and someone dares to tease me and find death." When Meng Po heard this, she immediately said angrily.
"See if I don't give you some color, my aunt will send you to be reincarnated." Before Lin Xuan could react, Meng Po quickly grabbed Lin Xuan's clothes, turned around in place a few times, and threw them in a blue vortex by the wall.
The voice was far away, and Meng Po clapped her hands and snorted fiercely, "Stinky boy!" ”
Suddenly, Meng Po patted her head violently: "Oh my God, not only did I forget to give him Meng Po soup, but I also threw it in the wrong channel, what should I do now?" ”
"But whatever, no one knows anyway, so he's unlucky." Meng Po breathed a sigh of relief and said.