"What kind of medicine are you selling in this gourd?"

Meng Shanshan didn't expect Lin Shengjie's strength to be so great, she was dragged into the kitchen, and it was useless to resist, so she couldn't help but stare at Lin Shengjie with hatred and asked softly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Hehe, my gourd is full of medicine for your disease." Lin Shengjie replied.

"You're sick!" Meng Shanshan said arrogantly.

She imagined N kinds of pictures after Lin Shengjie's arrival, but she didn't expect it to be this style of painting, and she was a little caught off guard, and she hadn't completely eased up until now.

"Most of the people at the wine table who say they are drunk are fine, and most of the people who say they are not drunk are already drunk. For us doctors, those who say they are sick are often just minor problems, and those who are terminally ill but still think they are not sick are the most dangerous. With the current comprehensive diagnosis, you should fall into the latter category. ”

Lin Shengjie skillfully used a knife to open the back of the fresh black fish and deboned it, and then slice it into butterfly slices, while sarcastically mocking Meng Shanshan.

Meng Shanshan looked at the kitchen knife in Lin Shengjie's hand like a playing card in the hand of a magician, and he played it superbly, and the slice of butterflyfish with a knife was as thin as a cicada's wing, almost transparent, and this knife skill was no less than that of a professional chef.

"I didn't see it! There are really two hits, it seems that you are a cook, not a Jianghu Langzhong, the recipe you prescribed to my father will not be some kind of spice recipe for grilled fish, right? Meng Shanshan looked at Lin Shengjie's dexterous hands, and her mind was wide open.

Lin Shengjie ignored her, pretended not to hear, and concentrated on cooking.

"Angry again? Hehe, you took the initiative to come over this time, shouldn't you be asking me for peace? Meng Shanshan continued.

However, Lin Shengjie still didn't react, as if he was the only one in the kitchen, completely ignoring Meng Shanshan's existence.

"Hey, what the hell do you mean?" Meng Shanshan frowned and shouted.

Still nothing has been answered.

"Play stupid, huh? Okay, I'll take a photo of you first and put it on Weibo, and I'll say that the little liar took the initiative to run to my house, and he still had to go down to the kitchen to cook to please me, hum, I'll see what the reaction will be. Meng Shanshan said, took out her mobile phone and really wanted to take pictures.

"It's okay to take pictures, but if you take pictures of me, at least you have to pay some copyright fees first, right? Besides, you have so many fans, there must be many girls who are more beautiful than you, smarter than you and gentler than you, if they see me so handsome, they will not only cure diseases and maintain health, but also make good dishes, they will definitely come to chase me like crazy. At that time, it is estimated that your mother's plan to let you chase me will be in vain, after all, there are so many better options, what man would be willing to accept a neurotic woman? ”

Lin Shengjie said casually, and didn't look at Meng Shanshan.

"You're really going to vomit on me, don't be so narcissistic, okay? I'm chasing you? Heh, you're daydreaming, aren't you? Meng Shanshan rolled her eyes and said proudly.

"That's right, it's daylight...... Dream. Lin Shengjie said indifferently, deliberately accentuating the "day" sound.

Meng Shanshan was stunned for a moment, and quickly tasted it.

"You...... You're not just a liar, you're a scoundrel. Meng Shanshan's already towering chest was so angry that the drastic ups and downs made the clothes on her chest even tighter.

"That's right, dealing with hooligans, especially unreasonable female hooligans like you, can only be more rogue/hooligans than you." Lin Shengjie said with a smile.

"You're a rogue ......"

"yes, I'm really just a gangster, and you've been gangsters for twenty years, right?" Lin Shengjie interrupted the angry Meng Shanshan and said with a wicked smile.

"Whew...... Ohmygod, I'll calm down first. Meng Shanshan beat her chest and said to herself, regretting that she was too light on the enemy, but she didn't expect Lin Shengjie to be such a Lin Shengjie, it was too unexpected.

"Throwing in the towel so quickly? It seems that that sentence is right, only a coward in reality will play a strong man who loses his mind and attacks and slanders others everywhere on the Internet. Lin Shengjie said in pursuit.

"Do I throw in the towel? Joke, who have I Meng Shanshan been afraid of? Believe it or not, I'm going to make you famous on the internet every minute. ”

"Believe it or not, I, Lin Shengjie, can also let you ...... in minutes Limp...... in bed. ”

"You ......"

Meng Shanshan met an opponent with a more powerful mouth than her for the first time, and she was choked speechless, and even raised her pink fist in shame and annoyance and smashed it towards Lin Shengjie.

Lin Shengjie put down the kitchen knife in his hand, turned around and easily grabbed Meng Shanshan's two fists with both hands, and teased with a smile: "Don't be so excited!" I know you want to come and pull hooks with me, okay, come on, pull hooks and hang yourself, the oath we made just now will not change for a hundred years. ”

Meng Shanshan gritted her teeth and tried her best to eat, but she couldn't break free, and said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? Where did the oath come from? ”

"Didn't we already make our own vows just now? What you said made me famous on the Internet, and what I said made you paralyzed in bed for the rest of your life. Lin Shengjie joked with a wicked smile.

"I'm going to call the police!"

Meng Shanshan roared.

"Hold on? Good. ”

Lin Shengjie said, pulled hard a little, and then quickly freed his hands and hugged Meng Shanshan tightly in his arms at once.

Meng Shanshan completely collapsed, and even gave up struggling and resisting.

"At this time, shouldn't you do something more romantic to be more appropriate? For example, give a ring or something. Lin Shengjie said calmly.

Meng Shanshan was in a state of temporary short-circuit in her brain at this time, thinking about how to get rid of this hateful demon in Lin Shengjie's arms, and she didn't have the heart to listen to what Lin Shengjie was talking to herself.

Lin Shengjie glanced at the verdant green onion leaf on the board, quickly let go of one hand, took a knife to cut off a green onion tube, like the shape of a ring, and then took it in his hand and put it on Meng Shanshan's left ring finger seriously.

"Well, the all-natural and environmentally friendly verdant onion ring is quite a match for you." Lin Shengjie teased.

Meng Shanshan took advantage of this opportunity to quickly break free, and then rushed out of the kitchen and hid in her bedroom.

Lin Shengjie did not continue to pester Meng Shanshan, and began to cook seriously.

Five minutes later.

Meng Shanshan returned to the kitchen triumphantly.

"Guess what, what did I update on Weibo?" Meng Shanshan smiled defiantly.

"It doesn't matter what to update." Lin Shengjie didn't care about authenticity.

"Aren't you scared at all?" Meng Shanshan pretended to be mysterious.

"Fear is nothing but brings you closer to failure. So, I've long since completely unloaded this function from my body. ”

"Don't pretend, you must be very scared in your heart, afraid that I can destroy you by tapping the keyboard." Meng Shanshan is self-righteous and authentic.

"A truly strong man will not be destroyed, and any tribulations and attacks will only become the cornerstone of his path to greatness. So, if there's anything I have to worry about, it's that I'm overestimating your abilities, and it's boring if you can't fulfill the vow you just made and make me notorious. Because for me, the vow I just said is too easy to realistic. Lin Shengjie laughed.

"Could it be that you came here today just to play tricks?" Meng Shanshan said disdainfully.

"And what do you want me to do?" Lin Shengjie smiled evilly.

"Get out!"

Meng Shanshan said angrily.

"Do you mean roll? Bed? Single? Lin Shengjie pretended to be stupid.

"Well, I finally see what it means to be invincible, you are invincible." Meng Shanshan said weakly.

"Okay, to be honest with you, I'm here today to provoke you, I hope you can do everything you can to smear me, attack me, and slander me, if you want to play, play bigger, otherwise it will be too boring."

"I think you're crazy."

"If you don't go crazy, you won't survive."