"Who? Who's talking? Zhu Biao roared boldly, and the voice resounded throughout the secret room, but this time no one spoke, just when Zhu Biaoqiang thought that no one would speak again, an old voice continued to come. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's --- me"

Zhu Biaoqiang was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he kept patrolling in circles on the high platform, afraid that something would suddenly appear behind him, and yelled into the air: "Where are you?" Have the ability to come out? Don't hide in the shadows and scare people! ”

"Humph! If I can get out, I'll have to slap you to death! The voice snorted angrily, and said in a somewhat low tone.

When Zhu Biaoqiang heard it just now, he was very scared, he was afraid that that thing was really as he said, and suddenly jumped out and slapped himself to death? But when you think about it, it says it can't get out? Zhu Biaoqiang was also relieved, and continued to shout: "Where are you, tell me if you have the ability, and I'll let you taste my kick flying dog!" ”

"Humph! Just you? I'm in your head, do you have the ability to kick me? The voice first snorted coldly, and then, with a slight smile and abuse, provoked.

"What? In my head? Zhu Biaoqiang was startled again, and immediately, with a sad face, begged for mercy: "Big brother, I... I was wrong, I was playing with you just now, you better come out quickly, it's not fun in there..! ”

"Look at your bear-like look? I said I couldn't get out.." The voice said with disdain.

"And how did you get in?" Zhu Biaoqiang was stunned, also thought of this question, and asked suspiciously.

"Hey---" The old voice sighed, looking a little depressed, and then said, "Do you remember the piece of jade you just held in your hand?" ”

"Remember, but it's gone, do you want to take it?" Zhu Biaoqiang asked suspiciously.

"Don't make me angry, you idiot, listen up, I'll make a long story short, first of all, I was sealed in the jade from before. And then, now that jade is in your forehead and blends in with you, and yet, I'm in your head too, do you understand? The voice took a deep breath and then explained slowly.

Zhu Biaoqiang was also stunned, hesitated for a moment, and said, "You... Simile.. Simply.. It's so vivid, I can't even understand it! However, what I want to know is, will the jade in my head affect my IQ? ”

"Don't worry, it's okay!"

"Oh! That's good! As soon as the voice answered, Zhu Biaoqiang smiled happily, but the next sentence of the voice made him speechless. You're an idiot yourself, and your IQ is only a little bit, even if it's affected a little, it's not much different from before! ”

"What?" Zhu Biaoqiang retorted reluctantly, and he didn't want to argue with it, anyway, he felt that he was still smart! Weakly asked a question that he was most worried about: "That.. You shouldn't hurt me, right? ”

The voice was also stunned, and then his tone softened a little, and said with a little joy: "Of course not!" ”

"Oh!" Zhu Biaoqiang nodded, then he was very happy and excited, and asked excitedly: "Then should you fulfill my three wishes?" ”

"What? Three wishes? The voice was puzzled, and repeated.

Zhu Biaoqiang was stunned, hesitated, stretched out two fingers, and said with a smile: "Otherwise, two wishes are fine?" ”

The thing immediately understood what Zhu Biaoqiang meant, and immediately became angry, and yelled: "Realize a yarn, you and I are thirteen hairpins?" Or Aladdin's magic lamp? ”

Zhu Biaoqiang's face suddenly darkened, a little depressed, suddenly, as if he thought of something, he cried and said with a sad face: "You won't.. Let me make your wish come true, right? Don't count on it, I'm just a mouthful, poor and white! ”

The voice laughed, "Hehe.. I don't want you to fulfill my wishes, but you're not wrong with what you kid said, just you? I don't have that qualification to fulfill my wish yet. ”

"Oh, that's good!" Zhu Biaoqiang patted his chest and said with palpitations.

When he heard the voice, he suddenly became a little angry, and shouted: "It's really an unambitious guy, haven't you thought about getting rid of the current silk style?" ”

Zhu Biaoqiang was stunned for a moment, and immediately retorted: "I have thought about it, why haven't I thought about it, I want to become very rich, and then buy a lot of delicious food, and live a worry-free life from now on..."

"Stop, stop... That's all you have to offer? Can it be a little more high-end? The thing interrupted impatiently.

"High-end?" Zhu Biaoqiang hesitated for a moment, then said with a smile: "Then I want to fall in love with the school girl, this is high-end enough, but, having said so much, can you help me achieve it?" ”

"Of course not!" The voice affirmed.

"What a? Isn't that the same as not saying it? Zhu Biao pursed his mouth and complained.

"Hehe..." the voice suddenly smiled, and said in a somewhat seductive voice: "However, I can teach you the skill, and then, you can realize it yourself, right?" ”

"Ability? What can you teach me? Zhu Biaoqiang was stunned and asked eagerly.

"I can make you a martial arts master and dominate the group! What do you think? The voice said triumphantly.

"Martial arts master?" Zhu Biaoqiang repeated suspiciously.

"It's a cultivator!" The voice added.

"Cultivator? Huh! I know this! Zhu Biaoqiang was puzzled, and then exclaimed, he hadn't noticed hearing Bai Xiaoguang and other classmates bragging, saying that his boss was a cultivator. Moreover, he is still a cultivator of the second layer of Qi cultivation, it seems, very awesome?

"How? Are you interested? The voice continued seductively.

Zhu Biaoqiang thought about it, and then he was very happy in his heart, and his head was like a chicken pecking rice, "Of course, of course I'm interested!" But what do you teach me? No.. This is it, right? As he spoke, Zhu Biaoqiang picked up the booklet next to him.

"That's right, that's it!" The voice said directly and proudly.

Zhu Biaoqiang sighed and continued dejectedly: ""Bomb Fist"? Sound.. Looks like a weak scumbag? ”

"What? What do you know? This exercise was created by my uncle and ancestor with great effort back then, and even I am not qualified to learn this exercise. The voice said indignantly.

"Oh! All right! Zhu Biao swallowed a touch of saliva, scratched his scalp and said, "However, I have two questions?" ”

"What doubts? Say? The voice said directly.

"It's just.. What the hell are you? Ghosts? Still is? And there's just that... You haven't even learned this exercise, how can you teach me? Zhu Biaoqiang asked suspiciously, until now, he still hasn't figured out what that thing is.

I saw the voice say, "It can be said that it is a ghost, but to be precise, I am a primordial god now, so you should be able to understand it, right?" As for the matter of teaching you the exercises, my uncle and ancestor have already explained to me the precautions for learning this exercise, so it is not a problem to guide you in your cultivation! ”

His uncle sealed him in it back then, just to let him wait for someone who was destined to do so, and then assist him in cultivating his divine skills. Therefore, when he saw Zhu Biaoqiang's appearance, he was really a little disappointed, but the jade can only recognize the master once, and it cannot be changed, so Zhu Biaoqiang is his only hope.

"Isn't there a note on the wall?" That Genshin Dao.

"Oh, that's it? Sorry, I didn't look at it carefully... But I've got to call you something, right? Won't I call you a ghost? Called Master? Still is..? Zhu Biaoqiang said excitedly, and immediately thought of this question again.

"Oh, this? You can call me Master, or you can call me 'You Laozi!' The Yuan Shen smiled faintly and said slowly.

"My son? Forget it, I'll call you Master! Zhu Biaoqiang also wondered, how did this become Lao Tzu.

I saw that the Yuan Shen instantly roared angrily: "It's not 'you Laozi', it's 'Li Laozi', Muzi Li's Li, this is an honorific title for the elders, do you know?" ”

"Oh! I'm sorry, I heard a mistake just now, so I'll call you 'Li Lao'! Zhu Biao scratched his scalp, looking a little embarrassed.

"Huh? By the way, Mr. Li, how do you know Aladdin's magic lamp? Is there really such a thing? Zhu Biaoqiang suddenly thought of this question, that is, how could Li Lao know these words, which made him a little curious, and he wondered in his heart, is there really such a thing?

"I don't know if there is, but I just casually looked through the memories in your head and learned a little about the development of the world now!" Li Lao said lightly.

"What? Do you still have this ability? Zhu Biaoqiang exclaimed.

"Hey, hey.. It's just a boring little trick! Elder Li said humbly with a sense of pride.

"Huh? This.. That one..? Zhu Biaoqiang poked two fingers, looking a little twisted, and then asked tentatively; Have you ever .. What to see: Something like privacy? ”

"Privacy? Ha ha.. I didn't see anything." Li Lao said proudly, and as soon as he heard the voice, he knew that he was panicking.

"Beasts, perverts!" Zhu Biaoqiang pursed his lips and scolded in a low voice, it seems that the scene of his tricks has been peeped at by Li Lao.

"Hahaha... I didn't know you could still play so many tricks, it's really awesome! Li Lao smiled proudly.