To be honest, I never dreamed of hearing someone say this to me. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

But I wanted to break my head, and I never thought that this sentence came out of Yang Yang's mouth, after all, this guy is younger than me, can he be the gossip Zheng who coaxed and imprisoned Shen Liuyun?

So when I heard this, my hand shook and the cigarette butt fell directly on my pants......

"Camel, even if you want to be a eunuch, you won't hurt yourself, right?" Yang Yang rushed up and hit my crotch is two feet.

I saw that the cigarette butt fell on my clothes, and a hole in the crotch of my pants had been burned, fortunately Yang Yang made a timely move, otherwise it would be useless for my brother to rescue Han Xiaolin.

"Yang Zai, although my brother doesn't read much, my brother can tell the truth from the false, I know you're not gossip Zheng, you don't have to comfort me." I smiled, I still can't believe the fact that Yang Yang is Gossip Zheng, Shen Liuyun was trapped in Jingjue City six years ago, how old was Yang Yang six years ago? At most, 13 years old, a 13-year-old child, can understand Qimen Dunjia? What about teasing me?

"I wanted to help you go to Hellcliff, but I don't think I need to." Yang Yang spread his palms indifferently.

"Eh, are you really gossip Zheng?" I looked at Yang Yang incredulously, if there are many people who know about the Yin and Yang Crack, but in this place of Prison Cliff, there should not be many people who know it, at least it is impossible for a person to know it.

"Nonsense, brother has been gossiping about Zheng for many years, and he still brags?" Yang Yang rolled his eyes disdainfully.

"Damn, then you didn't say it earlier!" I was so happy that I hugged Yang Yang and kissed him twice, and I suddenly felt that the world was full of light.

But immediately I felt that something was wrong, as if a pair of eyes were looking at me behind me, and Yang Yang should have noticed it, because he was like a quail, motionless.

"You two go on, I'm just passing by......" My senior sister's voice came from the door.

I turned my head to see that the black cat was turning and walking out.

"Senior sister, you misunderstood...... I let go of Yang Yang and hurried to chase after senior sister.

……

I woke up before dawn, although I still feel a little sleepless, but my heart can't suppress the ecstasy, gossip Zheng finally let me find it, and it's still my good buddy, how can this not make people happy?

Recalling the sentence "Gossip is not right" said by Chun Yutu, I finally understood what it meant, who would have thought that gossip Zheng is not surnamed Zheng at all, but surnamed Yang? Gossip Zheng is not an old man rumored on the rivers and lakes, but a young man who is not very handsome, but very energetic.

Now, this Taishan Beidou in Qimen Dunjia, the gossip Zheng who makes the demons and monsters frightened, sleeps next to me. When I turned around, I could even see his little yellow panties that were more than a foot long and looked like Pikachu.

I lit a cigarette, put on my clothes and went downstairs, in order to show my brother's sincerity, I felt the need to invite Gossip Zheng to have breakfast, after all, saving Han Xiaolin is such a big thing, and it must not be ambiguous to spend a hundred and eighty brothers.

To say that this meal is definitely an early meal to improve life, there are pot stickers, wontons, chicken porridge, and xiaolongbao, anyway, I basically bought some of the things downstairs.

I finished buying breakfast and went upstairs, and as soon as I walked into the room, I smelled gunpowder.

I heard the voices of Yang Yang and his senior sister coming out of the bathroom.

"You're a hooligan! Believe it or not, I'm kicking you out of the stairs in minutes? Senior sister said coquettishly.

"Haven't you heard of first-come-first-served? Why did I let you use it when I came first? Yang Yang was-for-tat.

"Because I'm a woman, don't you know how ladies come first? It's really bad, I met such a gentlemanly guy in the morning, how could there be such a scumbag around Xiao Luo? Senior sister sneered.

"If you keep your mouth clean, why am I scum?" Yang Yang said again.

"You take off your pants in front of a lady, you don't know how to respect women, you brush your teeth while pooping, your inner is Pikachu's...... You say, what are you not a scumbag? Senior sister said a lot in one breath.

"I ......" Yang Yang was speechless, probably already angry.

I heard that something was wrong, for fear that the two would continue to fight, put the breakfast on the coffee table, and ran to the bathroom in a hurry, and I don't know why the two fought so much.

I can't afford to offend any of these two gods, I can only try to help the two mediate, and I also pointed to Yang Yang to help me go to the yin and yang cracks, if he has a mistake, I have no place to cry.

As for Senior Sister, I don't want her to have any strengths and weaknesses. Joke, a guy who can trap Shen Liuyun and dare to argue with Jiugege, can he be the master who is easy to provoke?

Fortunately, the two of them were just arguing, and when I pushed the door in, Yang Yang was sitting on the toilet bare, and he was still holding a toothbrush in his hand. Senior Sister Black Cat squatted on the washstand, looking at Yang Yang coldly.

......Seeing that the two of them were fine, I took a deep breath.

"Xiao Luo, you came just in time, if you come a little later, I will send this scumbag to the morgue." Sister Black Cat jumped onto my shoulder with a whoosh.

"Senior sister, what's the matter?" I asked with a bitter face.

"This still needs to be asked, of course he is a hooligan, can't you see it?" Senior sister said.

"Uh...... Senior sister, are you sure he wants to play hooligan? The corner of my eye twitched, no matter how colorful Yang Yang is, it is impossible to think differently about a cat, right?

"Even if he didn't act like a hooligan, it can't be said that he didn't have the heart to be a hooligan, otherwise how could he run in bare-chested?" Senior sister said.

"How did I know you were in there!" Yang Yang was angry for a while, his face was red, and his neck was thick: "Besides, when I knocked on the door, no one answered." ”

"Oh, I'll go, so you're still reasonable?" Senior Sister Black Cat raised her voice: "If the bathroom lights are on, it means that there are people, didn't your mother teach you this?" ”

"Say I'll talk about me, don't get involved with my mother......"

"I'll just pull it, what's the matter, you bite me!"

"I've made Lao Tzu anxious, Lao Tzu has sealed you!" Yang Yang gritted his teeth and said.

When Senior Sister Black Cat heard this, she smiled and said, "Okay, I also want to understand how powerful gossip Zheng is......"

Listening to the conversation between Yang Yang and Senior Sister, I finally understood what was going on.

It's very simple to say: Yang Yang suddenly wanted to pull the poop, but he didn't want his senior sister to be in the bathroom, but he thought there was no one, and then he came in, and the two began to quarrel.

"Xiao Luo, what do you say!"

"Camel, do me justice!"

The two of them suddenly stopped arguing for a while, and they turned their heads to look at me in unison.

"This ...... Sister, didn't you notice that there was a bathroom in your master bedroom? I touched my nose and turned to ask the black cat.