"Sunrise in the East...... I'm the only one who ...... defeated."

"Oriental Martial Arts Hall...... Dominate the rivers and lakes ......"

"Which one is stronger in Jinling Martial Arts Hall? Go to the south of the city to find the ...... of the East."

Zhang Xiaomo, who was lying on the sidewalk guardrail, plucked his ears when he heard this. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info slot.... Who is so fluent?

At this time, the people around had not heard the incomparably fluent slogan, but because Zhang Xiaomo's hearing was far beyond ordinary people, he followed the sound to the intersection of the street, about two or three minutes later.

At the corner of the street in front of my eyes, there was a sudden burst of chickens and dogs.

"Bastard...... Insulting Sven ......"

The old men and women on the sidewalk, scolding and swearing, raised their bodies to dodge, and the steps of holding on to crutches were actually a lot lighter in an instant;

The children were so frightened that they cried, and the parents around them quickly picked up their children and walked away like flying;

The commotion and commotion, mixed with the loud slogans of Liubi, made Zhang Xiaomo pluck his ears again in a confused way.

A group of men in red vests and black leggings lined up in a neat queue and shouted slogans to run towards them.

The red vest is written "Oriental Martial Arts Hall" on the front side, and "Unification of the rivers and lakes" is written on the back, which is really blind to my dog's eyes!

It didn't take long for the queue of more than 20 men to run in front of Zhang Xiaomo, and for these men with infinite flow, Zhang Xiaomo was of course watching them all the way.

"Alas... On this day of the month, the beasts of the Oriental Martial Arts Hall have to patrol the streets with great momentum......"

"It's made everyone unhappy, and everywhere they passed, chickens flew and dogs jumped."

A male passer-by in his twenties shook his head and sighed. But why do you still have a hint of envy in your eyes?

Zhang Xiaomo hurriedly stepped forward to greet and ask, but the man waved his arm and squeezed his eyes at Zhang Xiaomo, pretending to be a tall person, with a hint of melancholy in his eyes.

"Little brother, I know what you want to ask, but listen to me one by one."

According to this melancholy passer-by, one day three years ago, it was also a sunny summer day, and an old man in a strange costume appeared on the street of this road.

The red tattered vest shouted the slogan of Liubi, which provoked passers-by to stop and watch, scolding the old but not ashamed, and insulting Sven.

But slowly, there were more followers behind the old man, and he had to come out on this day every month to parade the streets arrogantly.

The old man's surname is Wang Mingsan, known as Wang Sanye, and he is the owner of the so-called Oriental Martial Arts Pavilion.

Today, this perverted street parade of the Oriental Martial Arts Hall has been going on for three years, month after month.

When Zhang Xiaomo heard about this, he suddenly felt that he was lonely and unheard, and it had been three years since he said it, why hadn't he heard of it? Otherwise, I would have come to see the excitement a long time ago.

In fact, I can't complain about others, Zhang Xiaomo lived lifeless in the first three years, and he had a bit of a taste of "not hearing things outside the window, and only being a living person", how could he care about this?

When I heard it for the first time today, I was shocked.

"Alas... Young man..."After the melancholy young man finished speaking, he patted Zhang Xiaomo's shoulder unsatisfactorily.

"Brother advises you, if you have a girlfriend, don't bring her here to hang out on this day of the month!"

Zhang Xiaomo touched his head when he heard this, and asked curiously, "Why?" ”

"Why?" The melancholy young man listened to Zhang Xiaomo's inquiry, and pointed to the pedestrians on the street angrily, "You open your eyes wide, can't you see a trace of abnormality?" ”

"Stupid.... Are the pedestrians on this street mostly big girls and little daughters-in-law? Could it be that they are all here to bask in the sun on this summer day? ”

Zhang Xiaomo fixed his eyes, and sure enough, most of the pedestrians were women. But what is the explanation of the big girl and the little daughter-in-law?

The melancholy young man instantly understood what Zhang Xiaomo was thinking, and sighed deeply. "The group of beasts from the Oriental Martial Arts Hall just now, the tendon meat all over their bodies, and the strong hormonal smell, do you know what this means?"

"Stupid...... This is the favorite of the big girl and the little daughter-in-law! ”

Zhang Xiaomo was frightened again, his eyes widened in disbelief, and then he nodded suddenly.

Although the cause and effect are a bit far-fetched, there is still some twisted reasoning.

"Back then, my brother was also a young man who hugged left and right, full of fragrant and soft sex, and it was because of one wrong step and one wrong step that caused today's bitter fruit."

The melancholy young man seemed to say something sad, and his expression became a little more melancholy.

"Since my brother and his sisters came here to watch the group of beasts parade through the streets, my brother has instantly become a single king."

the groove.... You're kidding me, aren't you? How can it be so serious? Zhang Xiaomo felt that there must be something wrong with this guy's spirit.

"It's not easy, why don't you join the Oriental Martial Arts Gym? Then you can repeat yesterday's sex-bliss. ”

Zhang Xiaomo comforted him perfunctorily, but who knew that the melancholy young man looked even more lonely and depressed because of this.

"It's easier said than done.... It's easier said than done.... But young man, if you are interested, my brother has a full set of admissions rules for the Oriental Martial Arts Gym. ”

"It's only fifty oceans!"

"Hey.... Little brother, don't go. The price is negotiable, do you think forty yuan is okay? ”

Zhang Xiaomo ignored the shouts of the melancholy young man behind him and went directly into the crowd.

Anyway, this bullshit Oriental Martial Arts Gym, but how much value does it have to go and see it?

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaomo looked for the noise in front of him and fell tightly behind the group of Dongfang Martial Arts Hall beasts.

An hour later, Zhang Xiaomo turned into the underground parking lot of a huge high-rise building, in fact, this high-rise building called "Jinling International", Zhang Xiaomo had already heard of it.

Built at the beginning of the new century, this high-rise building was once the most famous landmark in Jinling City, and has won this honor for many years.

And it is rumored that this building is owned by an ancient family in Jinling City, but the rumors have not been confirmed so far.

Coming to the underground garage of Jinling International, Zhang Xiaomo found an iron door in the corner of the garage, and when he walked into the iron door, he found that it was a staircase that went down, and the staircase was extremely dark.

Especially when I just walked in here from the bright sun, my eyes have not yet reacted to the light, and I feel that my vision is pitch black.

However, this was nothing to Zhang Xiaomo, and he easily walked down the stairs five or six meters deep and came to an open place.

A small aluminum room was built next to the stairs, similar to the guard's room, and Zhang Xiaomo stepped forward to take a closer look and found a man in a military coat who could not see his face was sleeping on the table.

Although it is indeed a little shady in this basement, is it a bit pretentious that you are wearing a military coat?

Zhang Xiaomo knocked on the window and found that the man couldn't wake up, sighed, and wanted to go directly to the inside.

Presumably the inside is the so-called Oriental Martial Arts Hall, right?

"Click...."

Zhang Xiaomo suddenly found that he seemed to have stepped on something under his feet, because it was too dark in the room, and because this thing was placed on his left hand, it happened that his left eye was blind, so he didn't find it in advance.

He took a step back and looked down, and found that there was actually a wooden plaque under his feet.

Its plaque is mottled in lacquer, and the words "Oriental Martial Arts Hall" are written on it, and there is also a bit of vigorous taste.

But a good martial arts hall plaque, why don't you hang it on the wall and throw it on the ground? Your boss taught you to open a martial arts gym like this?

"Bang ......" The door of the guard's room was slammed open.

A young man in a military coat, lean as a monkey, sloppy, snot-snotting, walked out of the guard room with a flashlight in his hand.

The lean young man shone a flashlight on Zhang Xiaomo, and then on the plaque at Zhang Xiaomo's feet, and then his expression immediately became angry and painful, as if Zhang Xiaomo was stepping on his daughter-in-law.

"Boy.... You're in for a big deal... I'm telling you... You've got a big deal going on..."

"You're here to kick the gym? How dare you provoke our Oriental Martial Arts Gym? ”

"Do you know that the sun rises in the east, and only I am undefeated; Oriental Martial Arts Hall, Dominate the ......"

Even a doorman is so fluent, Zhang Xiaomo feels that this Oriental Martial Arts Hall is really ...... Alas.... The kid is running out of words....

However, looking at the other party's behavior, is it a precursor to blackmailing porcelain? This made Zhang Xiaomo feel like he had broken into the bandits' den, and it really lived up to Zhang Xiaomo's guesses......

The lean young man found that Zhang Xiaomo's expression was a little sluggish, as if he was frightened by him, and then immediately changed to a gentle face.

"Little brother, it's also too dark in this place, I don't think you did it on purpose, brother, I also think you are wronged."

"However, things in this world are not unintentional and fine. For example, if you kill someone by mistake, you will still have to go to jail, don't you say? ”

"Even if you unintentionally stepped on the plaque of our martial arts hall, but those colleagues in the martial arts hall would not think so, you also know that people who practice martial arts are more angry."

"So, I've thought of a note for my little brother, let's do it.... Try to get this right at the door, what do you say? ”

Zhang Xiaomo scratched his head, blackmail is blackmail, where did you get so much nonsense. What about those who still practice martial arts? It's not a pleasure at all.

"I don't know how to solve it?"

The lean young man listened to Zhang Xiaomo's inquiry, and felt that the other party was very upright, and his attitude was more gentle.

"Little brother understands the righteousness, those who know the times are junjie, we don't have to make a mistake in these things, in the end, it is ourselves who suffer, you say?"

The lean young man stretched out five fingers, "Only this number is needed, you stepped on the martial arts hall plaque, let's end here, how does the little brother feel?" ”

"Fifty oceans?" Zhang Xiaomo asked tentatively.

The thin man's expression instantly turned cold, "It looks like my friend is very insincere?" In that case, we have nothing to talk about, I have to call someone. ”

"Could it be five hundred oceans?" Zhang Xiaomo continued to ask, while the lean young man opposite still shook his head.

"Alas.... I see...."

Zhang Xiaomo nodded suddenly, and then asked the lean young man, "I don't know what you call it, big brother?" ”

"If you don't have the surname Hou, you can just call me Brother Monkey."

Brother Monkey? Do you still have eight precepts?

Zhang Xiaomo slapped the monkey brother in the face in an instant, although he really didn't use any strength, but the monkey brother was still slapped to the ground by him.

Since it is not fifty oceans; It's not the meaning of five hundred oceans, it's definitely a slap in the face.

As for the five thousand oceans? Why don't you take the dog with you......

However, the lean young man got up from the ground, covered his red and swollen face, glared at Zhang Xiaomo fiercely, and then turned around and returned to the guard room.

After a while, a piece of paper was thrown out of the window, "Fill out the registration form yourself...."

Zhang Xiaomo picked up the paper and saw that it was indeed an enrollment registration form for the Oriental Martial Arts Gym.

So the slap really worked?

the groove.... The rules of this Oriental Martial Arts Gym are really ...... It's strange that the master is poor again.... It tickles my heart, master....

However, did I mention that I came to join the Oriental Martial Arts Gym?