It's autumn, but the weather in Shanghai is still very hot, especially in the steel forest, and this feeling is even more pronounced, and it is steaming everywhere, and it is difficult to sit in the classroom. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

I watched the passionate spit of the old woman in the lecture hall in a bored manner, while most of the students below were sleeping, and I didn't know where her passion came from, and the thought of me being engaged in such a boring job after graduation made my heart chill.

China's education really pays too much attention to theoretical education, and I have been taking this kind of cookie-cutter curriculum for more than ten years, which is terrible when I think about it, and what is even more terrifying is that I actually went to this normal university and chose a career that I don't like the most.

Involuntarily, I deserted, I was thinking about how to deal with the white thing that Zhuo Yi said, after all, I can't go unprepared, so don't people see that the horse's feet are beating me?

Chinese people pay great attention to these etiquette, especially weddings and funerals, if you don't handle the grand focus, it seems to have no face to see people, because this kind of thinking is deep-rooted, resulting in many events that are now compared one after another, and things that have been in the headlines on the Internet are not uncommon, which was originally a very solemn thing, but it has become a farce.

I am not opposed to doing it after death, after all, this is the last journey of a person's life, but this kind of extravagance and waste is getting higher and higher, and more and more extreme, so extreme that there are many fake Taoist priests, fake gentlemen, and even companies specializing in white things have sprung up everywhere like mushrooms after a rain.

Because I have lived in the countryside before, I have also seen some white things, although I was still ignorant at that time, but I vaguely remember that the white things at that time were not what they are now, whether it is a Taoist priest or a gentleman, they need some real skills, even the most inconspicuous coffin bearer, can top the level of half a gentleman.

It's a bit of a pain to think that I'm going to do this at night, it's contrary to the scientific knowledge I've learned for many years, and I don't know if the person on the podium will vomit three liters of blood if he knows it.

After eating at noon, I told Han Xiaolin that I had a stomachache and wanted to go back to rest, she also knew that I had just come out of the hospital and was not in good health, so I asked me to go home and have a good rest.

When I got home, I first drew some talismans, and for some reason, this time I drew a total of 16 talismans, but only six of them were successful.

Two of the six talismans are corpse suppression talismans, four ghost killing talismans, plus some of the original inventory, there are more than ten of them roughly, which is expected to be enough.

Throwing these talismans and the evil sword into my bag, I went out with my bag and changed into black clothes, after all, people can't wear too fancy clothes for funerals.

The sun was setting in the west, and I was walking alone on the street, feeling top-heavy, which I had never done before, after all, I was only twenty years old, and I was the age when I had a strong body of strength but could not exhaust it.

Maybe it was a cold in my sleep last night, so I comforted myself and went straight to the bus station.

Sitting on the bus, I arrived at Zhuoyi's store within two stops, and I think it's better to ask in person about this kind of thing.

When I went in, Zhuo Yi was still dozing off, and I didn't know why this thing was so sleepy, as if he couldn't wake up, he explained to me that he was going to catch ghosts at night, and I thought to myself, where did so many ghosts come from in this big city, and it's almost the same to catch steamed buns.

When he saw me coming, he chatted with me and closed the door, and then we went into his back room.

The decoration of his inner room and the outhouse is not the same style at all, the outhouse is a typical Chinese style, but the inner room is European-style, not magnificent, but whether it is a sofa or a bed, it is particularly soft, lying on it will have a feeling of drowsiness, not to mention how cool, I thought in my heart, when I graduate in the future, I will also open such a shop, be a small boss or something, I must not be comfortable to die?

"By the way, I haven't asked you yet, Huang Ye didn't look for you to be unlucky?" Zhuo Yi threw me a cigarette, took off his shoes, buckled his feet and asked me.

I glanced at his feet, and then at my cigarettes, but fortunately this thing gave me cigarettes in advance, otherwise how would I smoke? And Zhuo Yi's image today has completely subverted my perception of him, in my impression, he has always given people a steady and decent image, I can't imagine that in private, he is more casual than anyone else.

I lit a cigarette and told him about it, of course, I didn't tell him the whole truth, I just told him that Huang Ye let a zombie drive away inexplicably, as if the two had a grudge.

"Zombies? That thing is rare and tight, what kind of zombie, can drive the people of the Huang family away? Zhuo Yi opened his eyes wide and asked me, "Do you see what color that zombie's eyes are?" ”

"Black and white colors." I answered truthfully.

"Black and white? There are no zombies of this color among the zombies, either they are black or white, how can there be black and white? Are you sure you read that right? Zhuo Yi's brows furrowed deeply.

"It's the same color as a normal person's eyes." I can't cry or laugh, isn't the color of black and white the color of normal people's eyes, this Zhuo Yi is really a tendon.

"What's going on? Are you saying that the zombie didn't transform? Zhuo twitched the corner of his eye.

"He was dressed like a little white-collar worker, yes, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he whipped Huang Ye on the heel, and then Huang Ye ran away." I wiped my nose and said lightly.

", a zombie who hasn't transformed, can you beat Wong Tai Sin away? You're kidding. Zhuo Yi almost fell out of his chair, and he looked at me in surprise, as if he wanted to find a clue from my face that I had lied to him.

"Really, it was fought right in front of me, and Huang Ye had no power to fight back." I say.

"Are you sure that Huang Ye is from the Huang family in the Northeast?" Zhuo Yi asked again.

"Then there is still a fake, the other party also said that if it weren't for the face of Huang Er in the Northeast, Huang Ye would have been killed."

"Such a big breath? Where did the fierce corpse come from, this is the rhythm of going against the sky! Zhuo Yi sighed.

"His name is Lu Diyi." I forced a laugh and threw another bombshell.

"What? Ahem......" Zhuo choked on the smoke as soon as he said a word, and said with a red face and a thick neck: "No wonder, it turned out to be the Southern Corpse King, you kid is really lucky." ”

"What is the Southern Corpse King?" I asked curiously.