Quote Su Yuehang: I'm fed up with eunuch texts
Su Yuehang breathed a sigh of relief, after she had experienced seven thirteen years old, three Qi refining periods, one Tribulation Period, one Yuan Infant Period, as well as magic apprentices, and even orphans and wealthy ladies...... and the ancient life she couldn't remember, she finally got rid of the unscrupulous author who was worse than Xiao Transparent, claiming to be a writer but only coding a bunch of eunuch texts on his computer. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Forgive her for wasting a long list of words describing the self-proclaimed "cute, stupid, and homely" second-goods "author", which is just a depressive product of her living under the tremendous pressure of the infinite eunuch text.
The author of the "second goods" who claims to be her own mother, the biggest feature is "long-term ambition" and "constant ambition".
This sentence is actually not contradictory, because the only long-term ambition established by the author of "Second Goods" is that the name of the heroine of her novel is Su Yuehang - because the author's father's surname is Su and her mother's surname is Hang, "Su Yuehang, so TM and loving!" ā
Don't shoot, that sentence is definitely the original words of the author of the second goods, Su Yuehang burst into tears in his heart, "I swear, I never say dirty words for trivial things!" ā
As for "Chang Lizhi", that is, the author is a "literary little young girl" who is slow and late, but looks forward to keeping up with the trend, to put it bluntly, it is a pit goods.
As a result, Su Yuehang became that huge tragedy.
Because in the past, the author of the second goods was still an era of green onions, and the popular thing was - this kid is stupid, that kid is handsome, looks up 45 degrees, and bows his head into a river. And the heroine among them is a variety of general learning, stubborn personality, full of decadence, full of sadness, full of ...... Literary?
So Su Yuehang's past is also a general no-makeup + little rebellion + 45 degrees of elevation looking at the sky on the campus rooftop, behind him is a man who forgot his name standing in the shadows The male protagonist (with) bowed his head and pondered, and then Su Yuehang fell, and then fell in love with a kiss, and then it was gone......
The reason why Su Yuehang knew about this was because the author of the second goods later became obsessed with Xiuzhenwen, which was set in the memory of the Yuan infant period or awakening the previous life, and by mistake, Su Yuehang suddenly understood: he is a character in a book, and even knows his identity - the heroine. Looking at the author who bared his teeth in front of the computer and claimed to be his mother with great joy, Su Yuehang made an extremely good decision to listen to her mother (the author).
But this has become the source of the tragedy, the author of the second goods claims to be his own mother, and his mother is a woman, and the woman is comparable to a natural eunuch - there is no one below!
Forgive her for generalizing, she didn't curse those mother-in-law authors.
After the Nth crossing and rebirth, Su Yuehang sat on the sofa and trimmed her nails - in the novel, she should be thinking at this time: how to regain her position at the top of the entertainment industry after being reborn into the body of a 13-year-old child star who was excluded 12 years ago with the acting skills of the nominated actress.
But in fact, Su Yuehang just spit in her heart and complained about a certain pit author who made her repeat N episodes of an incomplete life.
A kiss after the pit; pit after falling off a cliff; Amnesia pits...... Anyway, her future life path is already semi-established, if the second author still has leisure, she may be able to be in the entertainment industry for a while, otherwise, this entertainment life will be interrupted again, as for whether she will be an orphan beggar next time, or a famous lady, or directly become a noble lady abandoned by a scumbag, everything is undecided.
Of course, what Su Yuehang hopes most is to become an immortal cultivator. Because the reason why she retains so many memories is because of another Xiuzhen article by the author of the second goods - in that Xiuzhen article, Su Yuehang was in the catastrophe at the beginning, and was plotted to death. Because in Su Yuehang's soul, there is a setting that the memory of the previous life will be restored after the infancy, Su Yuehang naturally remembered her identity, and because of the powerful divine thoughts of the person who crossed the catastrophe, she quickly reviewed her life of constantly being pitted, in order to retain a little "innocent" self under the hands of the author's mother who was not in good quality, Su Yuehang quickly gave herself a ban "As long as you can call your mother, you will restore and retain your memory." ā
It's a pity that Su Yuehang, who was ruthless at that time, didn't know that she died in the catastrophe of the catastrophe, and she didn't wait for rebirth, reconstruction, and revenge, and was pitted again, and then she tossed and turned in several ancient sayings, and all readers also knew that in ancient times, there were people called Mrs., mother, and Eniang, but no one called mother, so her self-thinking was silent for a long time, until one day the author of the second goods wrote a clear article - when the modern female Su Yuehang traveled through ancient times and saw the same "Eniang" who looked like her mother, she blurted out and shouted Mom, and then she was shocked, suddenly understood, and then beat his chest and sighed, "I just thought about it, the child will call his mother at the beginning, and he will recover his memory after calling his mother, so he doesn't have to wait until he cultivates the true Yuanying, but I don't know that the author still has to write ancient sayings, and there is no ...... called mother in the ancient sayings" Su Yuehang, who incarnated as Xianglin's sister-in-law, spoke in a sad tone, and those who heard it shed tears.
It's a pity that she didn't keep the memories of the ancient times before, and in that life, she didn't have time to re-cultivate to the so-called Yuan Infant Period, so she was pitted again, and then the latest rebirth career in the entertainment industry.
Under the author's plot, Su Yuehang had to take scissors to manicure his nails. At this time, the author of the second goods stopped her pen to read the text, she could finally stop and do something she wanted to do, such as cultivation, she had been a talented and white heroine, so she knew more than once from the beginning to the realm of Yuanying, she also did a mortal heroine with a resolute heart who was extremely wastewood but had many adventures, so she has a few good exercises, of course, she doesn't know much about transforming gods and refining void, but she still knows a lot about the catastrophe - after all, she died once because of the catastrophe.
Take a look at the body of this beautiful 13-year-old girl. Most of the people in the mortal world, especially those with good skin, are a little favored by God, so this body still has a spiritual root, although it is just a waste wood of five spiritual roots, but with good exercises in hand, it is still possible to cultivate a basic qi refining period, "In any case, under limited conditions, in the case that the author of the second goods has not arranged the plot, let yourself live as comfortably as possible." This is the conclusion that Su Yuehang came to after experiencing a certain Np abuse article that was pitted.
In that article, although a certain second person claimed to be his own mother, Su Yuehang was abandoned by his "mother" when he was not strong enough to abuse those men. It was from then on that Su Yuehang, the consistent good girl, began to rebel, and when there was a plot, she could only follow the plot, and when there was no plot, she would strengthen herself according to her own wishes.
Here, Su Yuehang was still immersed in cultivation, and a certain author outside the computer was drooling as he looked at a certain apocalyptic text in the computer, "It's so cool!" My family Su Yuehang should be like this, although she is not beautiful enough, she has a tough personality, she is strong, she is not a virgin, she is not white, she should be ruthless, but she can still keep her heart and save those who should be saved; And that male protagonist is amazing, there is wood! Handsome, capable, retired soldiers who opened a security company, only such a person can create a foundation in the last days, and he will also accompany the heroine to farm in the space, if it is really up to the hall and down to the kitchen, and the zombies are beaten into the cave room, the most important thing is that the character of the male protagonist is still leveraged in the last days, just because of the trust of friends, he has been taking care of his comrades-in-arms' sister Su Bai and Su Bai's friend heroine Luo Ling. It's a pity that this Su Bai is not as upright, brave and kind as her brother Su Mo, her brother died in order to save the heroine Luo Ling, but she hid her awakened spatial ability, not only did not give things to the heroine to eat, but also because of the entanglement of the male protagonist, so that the heroine was almost bitten by a zombie, fortunately the heroine awakened the basic speed ability to escape, and fortunately, in the process of escaping, the jade bracelet in Luo Ling's hand dripped blood to recognize the owner, and had a space that could be farmed and accommodate the living, so that the heroine was repeatedly saved from danger. I really don't know why this guy is also Su, it's really a shame for the Su family, fortunately, this Su Bai was finally moved by the relationship between Luo Ling and the male protagonist, but it's a pity that in order to save Luo Ling, there is a person under the male protagonist who is very worthy of her...... Hey, aside, I decided that I would write the eschatological essay too! But you have to wait a little longer, and then you can eat the instant noodles after cooking. ā
A certain author left the computer, and Su Yuehang, who was practicing, opened his eyes and stopped practicing. Thinking back to the words of a certain author who wanted to open a new article, he twisted his hair in distress, looked up to the sky and sighed: "Can't you let me go?" The protagonist of the next novel, don't call Su Yuehang anymore, okay! Otherwise, it's better to finish this article first? ā
It's a pity that her "mother" is a second-class person who is persistent and doesn't know how to insist. Her wish is destined to be unfulfilled, so she can only hide in the computer and look at a certain end-of-the-world ending article that an author has just read.
Anyway, she hasn't read the apocalyptic text yet, so she has to understand the situation first, and she doesn't know how to live in the next apocalyptic pit. You must know that for the characters in these books, each book is a real world, the author arranges the main line and the plot, but what is outside the plot is their own life, they know the bitterness and sweetness, and they have to bear it when they are sick and injured. The end of the world sounds like the kind of world that is more dangerous than the cultivation of immortals, and if you are not prepared, Su Yuehang is afraid that she will not survive the time when the author arranges the plot.
Because of Su Yuehang's tired experience, her divine thoughts are relatively strong, scanning a novel is only a matter of minutes, and by the way, she also read the same type of articles on the computer, and the only feeling after reading it is "This is worthy of being a second-class author's favorite article, obviously it is the end of the world, how can it be full of Mary Sue's breath?" ā
is different from the protagonist control of a certain author, perhaps because he has struggled for the family for a long time in a certain pit article, Su Yuehang has more sense of identity with the surname, and seems to have a deeper feeling for Su Bai and Su Mo.
In her opinion, Su Mo may be an upright and brave person, but his death is more to save his sister, at that time he may have a good impression of Luo Ling, but in the end he values his sister more, saving the two, first, because the end of the world has just begun, he is still ruthless to treat a girl who has a mutual affection for him; Another reason is probably that he thought that even if he died, with Luo Ling's perseverance and intelligence, for the sake of saving her, plus Luo Ling and Su Bai were best friends, the two of them supported each other, and they could always go further. It's a pity that she misjudged the character of the heroine, and also underestimated the temperament of her favorite sister.
As for Su Bai, Su Yuehang didn't think there was anything wrong with her behavior, in a Xiuzhen article back then, she was also careful to be afraid that others would know when she was lucky or open her golden finger to get space, but unfortunately in the author's pen, she was moved to tell her "lover", she was glad that the article was pitted, otherwise she couldn't predict whether her future would be betrayed by her "lover". Of course, this is under the normal circumstances when the author does not open the golden finger.
The world formed by the text is always so weirdly fragile and strong, and the author's divine logic is the only rule, as for whether it conforms to normal logic, it can only depend on whether you meet a good author.
Without further ado, Su Yuehang's only emotion for Su Bai was that she was not strong enough. She can understand Su Bai, because in Su Bai's eyes, Lorraine was originally her expected sister-in-law, and the male protagonist was the other half of her dreams, these two "life and death promises" Su Bai was naturally unwilling to do a million in his heart, not to mention that his dearest brother also "died" in the hands of Luo Ling.
This made Su Yuehang feel that in the end, the kid died in order to "save" Luo Ling, either the author's golden finger or a conspiracy, otherwise Su Bai's brain was pumped.
"It's still not strong enough." Su Yuehang recalled that when he was the protagonist in an otherworldly text, the spatial ability could exercise teleportation, spatial blade, dimensional slash or something, attack, defend, escape, and store things, what is it to grow vegetables?
Xiuzhen space, space spring water, OMG drank a sip of water and got out of the mud, with such qualifications, it may be difficult to even build a foundation, I think she was in the article of the mortal female cultivator, even if she was a waste of firewood and bones, she never came out of the mud that couldn't be washed off after three baths! Compared with Su Bai, who can comprehend spatial ability on his own, Luo Ling is a scumbag, but unfortunately this scumbag has a high IQ? High emotional intelligence? Scheming? Have the temperament of an immortal? And the male protagonist loves it!
The protagonist's aura is added. Decisively become a super super master in the last days, everyone is waiting to die, the last of the novel, the earth's environment aura is restored, the demon is reborn, and it becomes a small Xiuzhen planet again, at the end of the novel, the male protagonist and the female protagonist embark on the road of cultivation together, and run to other Xiuzhen stars.
In the eyes of people like Su Yuehang, who have been cheated out of experience, there is still merit in such an article setting, and the most worthy of praise is that the author's article is finished.
Although according to Su Yuehang's previous cultivation experience, the male protagonist, especially the female protagonist's cultivation career, may not be smooth sailing, and he has just built a foundation in his twenties, even if he barely becomes an inner disciple of the general sect, but compared to those who have accepted the cultivation culture from birth, it is still far behind.
But the people and things in these books have little to do with her. She just familiarized herself with what the end times were, and then tried to live a little longer in the novels of the second author, of course, this doesn't seem to be difficult, because the second author will still give her some benefits, and her articles are always pitted at the beginning.
"When will we be able to have a full life? Or don't use others to shape it, with your own life experience, even if you don't have the halo of the protagonist, stumble, as long as you can live a self! Su Yuehang silently clenched his fists and made a wish.
It's a pity that a certain author has already opened another document at this time: Su Yuehang was pushed into the zombie group in the last days, and was reborn into a coma after death because he was born with strong mental power and his body couldn't stand it......
At this time, the fragile laptop has a black screen because an author has too many windows open. The author of the second cargo wailed, "Hell, I didn't save it!" Hurriedly turned on the computer, sure enough, the new culture was gray, opened the document from the new, crackled for a while, and finally exhaled a little depressedly, "Mi is inspired...... What is my Xiao Su going to do? Xiao Su, Xiao Su ......" chattered for a while, and a certain author suddenly remembered that the cannon fodder female partner in the apocalyptic text he just read was also surnamed Su, and his heart was somehow tired, "Simply, the heroine of this apocalyptic text is not called Su Yuehang, eh, let's replace it with Hang Suyue!" I decisively changed my name, and then this article was written smoothly, very arbitrarily. In this way, it seems that a certain author keeps cheating on the text, perhaps because she and the protagonist of the book are in harmony.
Not to mention the author's struggles, or the explosion of inspiration, this time the black screen of the computer gave Su Yuehang a great opportunity, originally a wisp of her soul has been with the pen of the second author, into the body of the person who was born with strong mental power but the body is fragile and fell into a coma, but the black screen of the computer destroyed the article, so that Su Yuehang's soul remained in the computer for less than a ten-thousandth of a second, and it was about to dissipate, but somehow fell into another ending article, Later, because the author of the second goods gave up the name Su Yuehang as the heroine, Su Yuehang really broke free from the eunuch text and walked out of another complete life as he wished, although the beginning of this life was full of surprises.