Chapter 4: Bacchus the Alcoholic

"Don't bother, your performance just now disappointed me so much, how do I usually teach you? When you catch your prey, you must ...... it at the first time"

"Kill him quietly, yes, yes, I know. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info But before teaching me a lesson, can you trouble you to get off my lap? Very...... Heavy eh. ”

Ming's expression was like a green bitter gourd, his hands were raised in the air in embarrassment, and he begged the girl in his arms: "Good sister, I know it's just that you're drunk and crazy." ”

"You're just drunk, I, Chief Instructor of Killing Heaven, Lord Meryl is very sober, I don't believe you asked me how many bottles of wine I drank today, I remember it clearly."

Meryl patted her chest and poured half a bottle into her mouth as she spoke. "I'm today, today...... Well...... I've only drunk fifty-six bottles, hehehehe, it's still far off. ”

"Normal people drink so much alcohol in a day and hang up early, right?" Ming said sadly.

With a glass of aromatic red wine in his hand, he was sitting on an upholstered sofa in the center of the room, in the mirrored space.

The sofa seats are long enough to accommodate four people sitting side by side, but because of this, the room feels a little more empty, and Ming and Meryl look at each other.

In terms of decoration, the room is very similar to the living room of ordinary people, but it is different in that it has no doors, no windows, and only two people in the confined space.

A moss-like green color is the main tone that fills the room, and two floor-to-ceiling fluorescent candles are the only light source in the room, a soft halo caressing the sound.

Without the company of sunshine and moonlight, Ming felt that sitting in it felt full of greenery and warmth.

"Then do you think I'm a normal person? I'm the number one sommelier in the world, and Meryl tastes all the best wines in the world, and that's a matter of time...... Coo-coo, ah, drink it all again, hiccup...... Why is the capacity of these wine bottles not as much as the ear scoop, the 76 cup is good for me, eh, hehe. ”

Meryl casually threw away the bottle with not a drop left, and her dark green pupils aimed at Ming's hand, "I'm not so easy to get drunk......"

As she spoke, she raised her hand and pounced on Ming's porcelain cup, but Ming's little face pinched and pushed away to stop her: "I'm drunk early tomorrow, I've drunk this cup, and I can't give it to you." ”

It took a lot of effort for Ming to stand up with the hand holding the cup high without spilling a drop.

He knew very well that Meryl would be desperate when she drank. In order to get a bounty from her, Naruto didn't want her to be so drunk that she ran naked indoors or beat herself up as a pillow or something.

This is a common occurrence, and Naruto remembers the last time she turned down her invitation, only to be bedridden for three days by Meryl with a glass mallet.

"What does it matter! Wine is wine, and even if it is spilled on the ground and mixed with poison, it will not taste the same! ”

Meryl jumped and thumped her slap belt. Around the two of them were mountains of broken wine bottles, and as she jumped, countless crackling sounds continued.

"I really admire that you, as the leader of the assassins, haven't poisoned the enemy, anyway, pay my salary for today! You give me a bounty, and you give me back the wine, is that okay? ”

Since Naruto entered the space, Meryl has dragged him to drink with her.

I don't know if Meryl was drunk before that, or if she was really easy to get drunk.

The two drank each other for less than three rounds, and the girl suddenly started to go crazy, but because her height was not enough to scream at her elbows, no matter how much Meryl frolicked and bounced, she just couldn't reach that hand.

"Hmm, number 76 bully——! I want to drink, I want to drink, woo woo woo, I saved your life and said, do you want people to sell their flesh to give it to me? ”

"You used this kind of setting the day before yesterday!"

Naruto deliberately shook the wine glass, and the tinkling sound of the water made Meryl's eyes pierce, and Naruto knew that she was about to win, because it was the last glass:

"Let me think about it, yesterday I pretended to be a well-behaved sister to beg for wine, the day before yesterday was a natural stupid plus arrogant cute, and the day before yesterday was a little devil in his true colors, so I won't fool you."

"What——! People just want to make you happy, and they want to comfort you in this way when they see you working outside for so long! Meryl stubbornly emphasized.

"But I've never heard of anyone who helps and comforts someone who has to be paid! Thank you, I don't need it! Every time you trick me, the bounty is withheld, and I might as well go to prostitution if I have this money! ”

"What's the use of you as a virgin saying that you don't have it? You might as well give me the first time sooner, hum......" Meryl stubbornly stopped looking away.

"Yes, the first time I was pressed to the ground and beaten. Please, Meryl, give me the bounty, and I'll buy you the wine later, right?" ”

Naruto put one hand to his chest and pleaded bitterly with her.

"You are not allowed to deceive people!"

"Tricking you into being a killer."

"You are! But if you're lying, I'll cut you out and make wine so you don't cheat. Meryl folded her chest and pouted weakly.

"You won't drink it if you really use it to make wine, will you? It's better to let it stay where it is and do its job! Speaking of which, where has your mirror ghost gone? ”

Naruto sees this move as a sign of victory, and just wants to hand the wine to the girl, but finds that the wine glass in his hand is gone, and at the same time he is floating in the air free from the constraints of gravity.

"Hell, whoa——!a Didn't I promise to give you back? Naruto spun 180 degrees in mid-air, and when he came back to his senses, he realized that there was a carpet in front of him.

A layer of fluorescent light wrapped around Ming's whole body, like a cocoon, bringing Ming off the ground, not only that, but the fluorescence seemed to be deliberately playing tricks on him, shaking him in mid-air.

Even if it's just a carpet in front of her, Naruto can endure the pain of having her nose squashed. But the floor was covered with glass ballast, and there were all kinds of strange creatures that served as soaking wine, and Naruto wasn't sure what would happen when his face came into contact with things like broken glass and slimes, but now, he felt a little sick to his stomach and was about to vomit.

"Did you still reveal your true nature as a result...... "Naruto thought to herself, feeling sympathy for her misery.

"I took it to make wine, didn't I say it at the beginning? Self-righteous number 76. ”

Naruto opened his mouth, but was stopped by Meryl, who had regained his senses, with a wine bottle.

Without waiting for him to struggle to defend himself, the girl waved her right hand lightly, and gracefully held the missing wine saucer in her left hand, and gave him a cruel slap:

"You are so arrogant that you treat a drunken instructor as a clown, and you forget all the things you usually teach you in the eyes of money?"

After speaking, Meryl raised a finger, and the wind lightly commanded the fluorescent to throw Ming out like a lead ball. Suddenly, the dull sound of hitting the wall, the miserable sound of shards scratching flesh, all played with Ming's body as an instrument.

She has been testing Naruto from beginning to end, and her drunken ugliness and cute anger are acting skills on a whim to wake up Naru.

"Damn, can't you just do it?" Naruto got up with a sore back, "Every time I come to you to receive a bounty, you pretend to be drunk, so who can resist not teasing." ”

"I'm here to train your patience and whether you can really see through my drunken eyesight." Meryl ignored his injuries and sat on the couch sipping wine.

"As a killer, when necessary, he will sneak into an unfamiliar environment and play the role of someone familiar to others. At the same time, you must also have the ability to see through and accept the abnormal. She spoke eloquently.

"But you forgot that I drank that wine...... "Naruto muttered in his heart, not daring to speak.

If anyone is in Ming's current situation, I'm afraid that he won't be much better than him. Because the girl who reprimanded Ming was one of the most respected elders in the killing heaven.

can be called an elder by many killers, Meryl's own strength is unfathomable, not to mention that she also has the surname Leng Deng, which is the name of the legendary guardian of Juetian.

But as a novice instructor of Killing Heaven, Meryl's uncertain personality and her cruel punishment methods were also regarded as a nightmare by Ming, and he still can't forget the past when she was knocked down by a wine bottle for three days, whenever he thinks about it, Ming can't help but want to protect his lower body, that's where he was tricked.

"Why, don't you dare to speak when you see me in earnest? Would you like to be merciful and allow you to sit beside me? Meryl motioned for Nari to come closer.

"No, stay away from you, and your chances of finding fault will be smaller." Naruto unconsciously touched one cheek, pulled out a piece of glass from above, and said dejectedly.

"What, show the courage you had when you traded with me just now? Bounty for wine, just like heroes with beauties, where did you have the confidence before? She lifted Erlang's legs.

"Money in the eye." Naruto said honestly, "I can't help it. The organization does not provide us with any assistance except for the honorarium, and even the raw materials for making smoke have to be paid for by ourselves, and I have spent all my net worth in order to drag Lendel away, and now I am so poor that I am very poor, how can you give me the money? ”

As she said this, Naruto deliberately shook the oath lock on her hand, which was actually a magic device that would force the wearer to obey the oath.

In order to train the best killers and make them all work for themselves, Killer had all untrusted members wear the lock on their missions. The content of the oath made by the killers includes the fact that they will always serve the Killing Heaven in this life, and that the user can only obtain a source of livelihood through assassination missions. If Naruto accepts any other than killing, the Oath Lock will produce a hot temperature according to the contract, and Naruto's heart will be burned to the ground before he will give up. It is said that some people have committed suicide as a result.

"Oh——?" Meryl dragged out her voice, "Since you have no long things and no name, why did you flirt with a beautiful girl all morning this morning?" ”

"Meryl!" Naruto was suddenly a little flustered, and he was uneasy to hear about Yueying, and Naruto was afraid that the instructor would do something that usurped his authority.

"It seems that you can't learn well, No. 76, when you meet the instructor, you want to call me an adult." Meryl's face was cold, and with just one point, she flew several flags away.

This time it was even worse, and it took longer to get up," Mistress Meryl," he didn't dare look her in the eye, "it was an accident, and I have nothing to do with Moonshine." ”

"Oh? Skip the surname and call the name directly, it seems that your relationship is very close? It's so intimate that you can't even tell me, the instructor? ”

The girl walked up to Naruto, the unfinished red wine dripping from his head, and the drops of water moistened his eyes.

"She, she's just confused and wants to kill me, I'll figure it out myself." Ming endured the abuse of the instructor, and his body was full of fluorescens, and he didn't dare to cross the thunder pool for half a step.

"Then you were also confused and chased by her for a whole morning? Number 76, how can I tell you, a killer can not have the ability to attack the target, as long as he tries to become stronger in the future. But as an Assassin, you have repeatedly felt sympathy and pity for your prey, and even the half-demon you just now, you can't solve it alone! ”

Meryl's words woke her dreamer, and Naruto felt her chin pinched and lifted, her eyes meeting hers, and her lips trembling and squirming.

"I didn't, I just ......"

"Just what? It's just that you're better at bullying, aren't you? Hahaha, I know, the Ouyang family and the Nangong family were originally married for generations, and you and that Ouyang Yueying may have been childhood sweethearts. But so what, my little cutie. You are now my thing, with an oath lock, leaving behind everything in the past to survive for the sake of killing the heavens. ”

Meryl's voice was ghostly, and he didn't dare not listen to it. She started sucking from his Adam's apple, from the bottom up, until his eyes let go.

"You're my thing." After all this, Meryl repeated, "A wise owner will allow his pet dog to mess around within acceptable limits, but will not allow him to entangle with the wild species outside, and you, right now, are challenging my bottom line." She picked up Naruto's oath lock and spoke in a bad voice.

Even so, she was just carried away by hatred. Give me some more time, and I can get rid of her completely, so that she doesn't have any murderous intent towards me. Naruto clenched his fists in emphasis.

He knew he had no status, let alone freedom and human rights. So when he said this, Naruto was ready to be bullied and insulted, and he just begged Meryl to let her go.

"Hate? Well, right. It is impossible for the Ouyang family not to have hatred for the Nangong family. About 10 years ago, right? I picked you up in the Nangong family's pile of dead, but I didn't expect that in another pile of dead people a few years ago, there was an evil seed of the Ouyang family that did not die. I really regret that I didn't get rid of her for you at the time, otherwise I wouldn't have saved you from being upset here. ”

Meryl licked her lips in satisfaction and turned back to the sofa, "My favorite disciple, No. 76 Nangong Ming." ”