Chapter 151 - Birdman
readx;?“ If this house is really mine, then I will be full for the rest of my life, I don't have to think about anything, and I can't pay off the mortgage until I die. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" was about to jump down, when he heard such a sentence, Xiao Qiao couldn't help but glance at him.
"What are you going to do to pay it back? I see that the surname Lin Nannizi is a conservative girl, and if she follows a man, she must marry a chicken and a dog and a dog. Shi Qian pursed his lips disdainfully, and then snapped his fingers slipperily: "Qi Huo!" ”
"It's the first time I've heard someone talk about eating soft rice so justifiably." The corners of his mouth twitched, and Xiao Qiao groaned helplessly.
This is the clear difference between a hooligan and a bandit, a hooligan who does bad things and shouts arrogantly, his heart is empty, because he knows that he is a hooligan.
But the bandit is different, he has no definition of his identity at all, how to come happy. Looking at Shi Qian's arrogant appearance, Xiao Qiao will not doubt it at all now, if this topic continues, Shi Qian should propose to occupy the villa as a bandit's den, and directly kidnap Lin Yuxin and Shan Miaoer as Mrs. Zhai
However, Shi Qian has this kind of thought, and it is estimated that he can't get rid of the influence of his group of gangsters and awe-inspiring brothers in Liangshan Mountain: like the bantam tiger Wang Ying, who blocked the road and robbed a married woman; Dong Ping, a double-gun general, took advantage of the fire to rob the bully's daughter; Zhou Tong, the little overlord, coerced marriage and rape attempted to be on Liangshan, a group of bandits who established themselves as kings, women are more like their vassals than the word partner.
"This is the generation gap!" Xiao Qiao thought jealously, but he waved his hand on his face and said, "Save it, Brother Qian, now it's the 21st century, and your bullying of men and women has long been out of the way, right?" ”
"Hehe, the trick is not old, it works. But what you said is also reasonable, this is not what it used to be, if the girl surnamed Lin pokes the matter out, then you will be equivalent to breaking the law, and you will not be able to run away from the end of the lawsuit. The hippie smiled and picked up this sentence, and Shi Qian didn't talk about this topic again.
Xiao Qiao really wanted to tell him that even if he did these things in his previous life, it would be a crime.
The joke was over, and after a slight silence, Xiao Qiao's breath was like nature. Following his feelings, he jumped up with both feet. In the darkness, only a streamer flashed, and after a "bang" sound, where he landed, Xiao Qiao's legs stood straight like a tree stump.
"Could it be, this is the legendary light skill?" On the roof, Hua Tuo felt that he was not as professional as Xiang Yu in kung fu, and looking at Xiao Qiao who jumped off the house, he said tentatively: "Somehow, the old man feels that this kind of kung fu seems to be no different from ordinary bouncing. ”
Xiang also felt the same way, and it depends on what the two of them say. Frowning, Xiang Yu said the same.
Shi Qian took a few steps towards the eaves, looked down, and asked, "Boy, how do you feel?" ”
"It doesn't seem to be anything special, it feels like jumping straight down." Twisting his eyebrows and pondering for a moment, Xiao Qiao raised his head and said words that were not much different from Xiang Yu and Hua Tuo.
"You're right."
"So I've learned light skills, and now I can fly the eaves and walk the wall?" Xiao Qiao licked his lips, his heart suddenly moved, and he said excitedly.
"Shit! I said you jumped straight down, right. The sound of scolding floated out, and Shi Qian said: "The real light work is that it rises like a swallow sweeping the sky, and its fall is like a dragonfly dotting water, and the tiles are silent, and the landing is silent." You kid just 'bang', you said you didn't succeed? ”
The subtlety of this lies in its light and stable characteristics, thanks to the buoyancy in the body. The sound of landing is muffled, and there is no doubt that it is a failure. Coming to this conclusion, Xiao Qiao was not only not disappointed, but was overjoyed, freezing three feet is not a day's cold, if he, a rookie, can touch it as soon as he learns, then this skill is too worthless.
"Come again!" After smiling, Xiao Qiao's delicate face was full of persistence and stubbornness, and he gritted his teeth.
That night, when countless infatuated men and women jumped around each other's necks through the deafening sound waves, a lonely teenager was fluttering a place in his yard and causing dust to fly.
If it doesn't work once, come twice, and if it doesn't work twice, come three times.
Xiao Qiao didn't think that he could learn light skills as long as he jumped down, if he could rely on this stupid method to achieve results in everything, then he might have been studying at Cambridge at this time. He was just looking for a glimmer of realization, but it just happened to be a matter of constant experimentation.
Hua Tuo couldn't stand it anymore, and stood up and kept wandering. He put his hands behind his back, his eyes kept turning up and down with Xiao Qiao, and his mouth was broken: "This kid is simply trampling on his body bones, repeatedly jumping from a high place will cause soft tissue damage, and even fractures in serious cases!" No, old man, come and stop him! ”
Shi Qian lay on the roof leisurely, and after listening to Hua Tuo's words, he couldn't help but sneer: "Old man Hua, are you excited?" How can there be a free lunch in this world, he wants to learn some skills, so naturally he has to pay a price. Besides, I can't bear this bit of hardship, what else is there to talk about achieving hegemony, let him continue to jump! ”
"This kid can endure hardships, and he can be regarded as a good man, except that he has never killed anyone, he is also a man." Xiang Yu also interjected.
"Humph! Shafts don't conspire with each other! Hua Tuo was so angry that he flicked his sleeves, but he didn't talk about it anymore.
Time passed with the twinkling stars in the sky.
At first, Shi Qian was still very conscientious, he dug his ears and counted the number of attempts Xiao Qiao, but after a long time, he also lost interest and began to yawn out of boredom.
After another time, Xiao Qiao's legs were like sponges that had been suddenly squeezed dry, and the pain of soreness and numbness continued to erode his nerves, making the happy smile on his face a little difficult: "Brother Qian, I found something wrong." ”
Hearing this, Shi Qian, who was drowsy, suddenly shook his head and asked, "It's okay for you to say it." ”
"It's no problem to go from keeping the dantian to calling the internal qi, the fault is that I can't continue to maintain the state when I stand still at the moment I start, the state is chaotic, the natural qi sinks, and the qi sinks and the body regains as usual." Finally he touched some ways, Xiao Qiao's spirit was lifted, and the feeling of numbness and pain slowly subsided, and he climbed up without hesitation.
Since there are rules to follow, the results that can be achieved by continuing to practice along the train of thought are simply a few words compared to bumping around like brainless flies. After pondering it twice, Xiang Yu watched Xiao Qiao, from jumping to falling, his thin figure reflected the moonlight, like a light feather, fluttering.
"It's mysterious!" I didn't hear the sound when I landed, and feeling the results I had achieved, Xiao Qiao's mood couldn't help but fluctuate. He couldn't help laughing: "It's much more enjoyable to do it yourself than what you see on TV!" ”
"Nonsense, just hanging a rope to pick people up, what can you see? You kid has capital this time, just find a big director to be a play, and everyone can break the head. Shi Qianzhi turned over with his hands, couldn't help but look Xiao Qiao up and down, and praised.
"I'm not very keen on eyeballs in and of themselves, so whoever wants to put on a show can go." Xiao Qiao smiled, his eyes rolled on Shi Qian's body, and his face was flattering: "Brother Qian, I want to go to a higher place now, is it feasible?" ”
"Let's stop tonight, the wind is also howling at a high place, which is really bad for you as a beginner. The main thing is that you have no room for failure, and once you fall, you are afraid that you will be crushed. It's better for you kid to live longer, so that the three of us have to die with you again. As if he hadn't seen Xiao Qiao's face, Shi Qian said to himself.
In the middle of the night, Xiao Qiao stood on top of the attic blowing the cold wind, his heart pounding in his chest. I couldn't bear it, and he moved lightly under his feet, and he jumped up, since he couldn't experience the cold feeling of the dangerous building, it was also quite interesting to have a dry addiction in this villa community.
The figure floated down to the balcony of a duplex attic, and before he could stand firmly, under the moonlight, a little girl of six or seven years old was sitting on the bed and looking at herself. Xiao Qiao's face froze, and he waved his hand at her awkwardly: "Hi~Good evening~"
The little girl looked at Xiao Qiao blankly for a long time, and suddenly grabbed the quilt and cried without warning: "Woo woo~~~ Mom, it's a birdman!" Birdman is here to catch the baby! ”
"Whose child is so cute, no one wants me to beat her." Xiao Qiao's head was full of black lines.
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