"Well, well, Mom can't tell you. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "Li Yulian knows that rationally speaking, Zhuang Sheng is right; But emotionally speaking, Johnson is not right to deceive people.

Zhuang Sheng looked at her and knew that she couldn't bear it.

"Don't worry, I'll have a way to make money after a while, and when I'm full of energy, I can wake up that uncle, and then you won't have to work so hard. Now, I'll have to trouble you to take care of him. ”

"Zhuang Sheng, I always feel that your whole person has changed, you didn't talk like this before, and ......" Li Yulian said in disbelief: "Do you really have a way to wake up your father?" ”

Zhuang Sheng said dissatisfiedly: "Is it necessary for me to lie to you? ”

Li Yulian didn't speak, just pointed to the place where Han Yueyu left just now, and the meaning couldn't be more obvious - Zhuang Sheng had just deceived people.

Zhuang Sheng smiled: "I have died once, and it will definitely change." He's just been traumatized, his consciousness is still there, his consciousness is sleeping, I have a way. If you don't believe it, forget it. ”

"Those who have died once, alas......" is not only going to die, ALS has not yet been heard of as a cure.

"Eat, eat, take a good rest after eating, I'll go out to see the world, and by the way, think of a way, hey." I want to be a Zhuang Zhou back then, how carefree, poor is a little poor, but happy. In this life, he took over Zhuang Sheng's body, first of all, his body is not free, where can he be happy?

After eating, Zhuang Sheng pushed the wheelchair with both hands and went out alone.

Zhuang Sheng's house is actually very close to the town, and not long after he went out, he was on the street.

"The world is really different, the car doesn't need to be pulled by horses, and you don't have to sit in the back and smell the horses' ass anymore, hehe. The woman's dress is getting shorter and shorter, the clothes are becoming more and more transparent, and the figure is good and bad, and it is unobstructed at a glance, and there are blessings for the eyes......"

After feasting his eyes, Zhuang Sheng had to think about life again.

"ALS...... The body is so bad...... Practicing Qi Warfare? When will I take it, I'm afraid that I won't be able to wait for the success of qi refining, and the muscles and bones of this body will shrink into a ball, and it will be too late. Channeling? All things have spirituality, and the channeling technique is to imitate the movements of the creatures of heaven and earth to exercise the body, and you can also enter the Tao when you practice to the depths of the essence...... However, if you can't move your legs and feet, how to guide you, I'm afraid it won't be long before your hands can't move. ”

The orthodox method seems to be like that.

It is possible to practice convincing qi and refining qi, but his body itself is blocked by qi and blood channels, and his qi and blood are not smooth, and practicing is not very effective.

The guidance technique has nothing to do with Zhuang Sheng, the legs and feet can't move, and the hands are not very flexible; I'm just waiting for the day when my whole body will be paralyzed and completely dead.

"This is ALS! Incurable disease? It's miserable......"

Zhuang Sheng thought about it, and there were three methods of cultivation that he knew: persuasion, guidance, and intercourse. If the first two don't work, do you want to try the intratrial technique?

Forked and circled, he is not the reincarnation of a pervert.

Wait for death!

Zhuang Sheng is not afraid of death.

But, the world is so beautiful, he is reluctant to die.

Besides, now that his primordial spirit is so weak, as soon as this body dies, then his primordial god will lose the qualification to travel the heavens and the earth.

"Intra-atrial ......"

"Intra-atrial ......"

Johnson thought twice and thought that this was the only way out. "Now that the folk customs are so free and open, and women are so independent and autonomous, it shouldn't be difficult for me to find a woman to cultivate yin and yang."

Zhuang Sheng gritted his teeth and decided to do it. It is too unpleasant to think about making a decision for so long, which is not the style of Zhuangzi.

So, Zhuang Sheng pushed the wheelchair all the way forward, and when he saw a pleasing young woman, he asked people: "Beauty, do you have a boyfriend......?"

"I don't have a boyfriend or not, it's none of your business, I won't look for you like this!"

"Well, the liver is too hot, and the temper is not good." Zhuang Sheng failed once, but he didn't care, and when he saw something pleasing to the eye, he asked again: "Beauty, what do you think of me?" ”

"Well, the people are not bad."

Hearing her say this, Zhuang Sheng asked with some joy, "Then how about you be my girlfriend?" ”

"You can die."

Zhuang Sheng shook his head and said, "Alas, women now really have no vision, I'm so good, you don't know how to cherish it." I want to ...... back then"

When the girl heard him say this, she just snorted coldly: "You are really narcissistic. Then, without bothering to look at him again, he went off on his own.

"Alas...... No vision, too no vision. Zhuang Sheng failed twice, but he didn't give up, he grabbed a more beautiful young woman and asked: "Sister, seeing that you are beautiful and have a good heart, how about giving you a chance to be my girlfriend?" ”

"Phew! They are all in wheelchairs, and they come out to play hooligans. After saying that, he slapped it over, and Zhuang Sheng hurriedly controlled the wheelchair to move backwards, and he was able to avoid this ecstasy hot girl palm.

Zhuang Sheng was afraid that she would have to make some serial palms, so he hurriedly pushed the wheelchair and left, "Hey, forget if you don't want to, everyone is free to fall in love, and you don't have to beat people." ”

"It's you who beats, your feet are crippled, and you still want to come to Sister Pao, so you can save it. Like you, even if you have a mountain of gold, my sister doesn't bother to look at you. "This one spoke even more mercilessly.

"Hey, no vision, no education......" Zhuang Sheng learned the previous lesson, in order to survive, he decided to settle again, find a little fat and ugly to ask.

"Hey, hello beauty."

The girl liked to be called a beautiful woman the most, and happily agreed: "Well, handsome guy, is there anything wrong with you?" ”

"Well, I'd like to ask if you'd like to be my girlfriend."

As soon as he spoke, the little chubby girl was not happy, "The male god in my mind must be tall, handsome, gentle and considerate, oh, and I will drive a Porsche Cayenne or Rolls-Royce Phantom every day to pick me up and travel the world, I am willing to ......"

Zhuang Sheng listened to her intoxicated look, and hurriedly pushed the wheelchair as fast as he went, how far and how far he rolled.

"Daydream enthusiasts, burning blood, there is no cure."

Just as Johnson was leaving in his wheelchair with a tired face, a half-new, half-used Honda sedan suddenly pulled to a halt on the side of the road. The car window fell, revealing Han Yueyu's beautiful face, "Zhuang Sheng, what are you doing here?" ”

"Come out and see the world, and by the way, I want to have a girlfriend." This kind of trivial matter, Zhuang Sheng disdains to panic with her. Besides, it's always a lie, and when you want to tell an important lie at a critical moment, it's not good for people to be on guard, right?

"Come out to find a girlfriend, hehe......" Han Yueyu thought with his toes, and he could think that Zhuang Sheng must have touched a gray nose.

What era is it now, although the streets are full of fashionably dressed beauties and ugly women, they are all people who like to look at money. The first thing you do when you get along with a man is to ask, how much do you earn, what house do you have, what car do you drive, and do you let your wife take care of the money after you get married......

A person like Zhuang Sheng, who is terminally ill and pushes a wheelchair to pick up girls, will definitely not be able to bubble.

"Get in the car, Zhuang Sheng, I'll take you back, and I've bought all the ingredients for dinner." Han Yueyu got out of the car, helped Zhuang Sheng into the back seat, and put his wheelchair in the trunk.

Zhuang Sheng looked at Han Yueyu's busy figure, and an idea suddenly popped up in his heart, so he said boldly: "Hey, I see that my face is delicate, my height and legs are long and protruding and backward, and my figure is simply amazing, why don't you be my girlfriend?" ”

When Han Yueyu heard him say this, she was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly laughed, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist. "Huh...... Hehe...... Zhuang Sheng, you are really a little ghost, you can't find a girlfriend on the street, you want to beat me. I'm more than 10 years old from you...... What are you kidding? ”

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PS: First of all, I declare responsibly that the monastic methods described in this chapter are all nonsense that the author is talking about in a serious way, so don't take it seriously, book friends. I just want the carefree Zhuang Zhou to chase women, do bad things, and be cool all the way、、、 hmm, new books for collection, ask for recommendations.