Chapter 17: Choking to Death
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Of course, I didn't dare to answer Master Bodhi like that, I was afraid that he would regret knowing me, so in order to prevent him from thinking too much, I was busy talking about Silas and covering up the past, "Haha! The apprentice is talking to the master for fun, and he can come here with the master every day to soak in the hot springs, and the apprentice is asking for it, and the apprentice is planning to contract the task of bathing the master in the future."
After listening to my explanation, Master Bodhi gave me a very complicated expression, and I felt disgust, ridicule, and ...... from that expression Is that moving? In the end, I heard him reject my kindness very meanly, "As a teacher, you are a fairy, and you don't need to take a bath."
Since then, I have learned that there is no dirt on the body of the immortals.
Ever since I learned that the hot spring water had a strange effect, I began to think about it every second, and once I seized the opportunity, I sneaked to take a dip. That night, while the other brothers and sisters were asleep, I ran to the hot spring, stayed in it for most of the night, and then, before dawn, returned to my bed. At noon the next day, I quietly went to Master's special hot spring while everyone was taking a nap, but the bad thing was that this time I didn't pinch the time when I soaked, but I was too comfortable to stay in the spring water, I was greedily immersed in it as soon as I got out of the water, and I got carried away, until, I heard the sound of slight footsteps, and suddenly realized that it was Master's fixed bathing time.
I was so panicked that I was most worried that if the master knew that I had secretly come by myself, would I blame me for being disobedient. I immediately decided that I couldn't let Master see me, so in a hurry, I squatted down and buried my head in the hot spring water. Then Master won't be able to see me.
I sank in the water and prayed silently, hoping that Master would not soak for too long, otherwise I would stop cooking, I thought that I would hold on for a while, but I didn't expect that my water quality was so bad, and I slowly lost consciousness.
When my consciousness returned to me, I opened my eyes and saw Master's face close at hand, and he asked me, "If Master ignores you, are you going to choke yourself in the water?" ”
I silently
"Since you don't want Master to know that you're here, you should at least hide your clothes too?"
Clothes? I miscalculated, and now I realize how stupid I was at that moment. I was about to ask Master, only to find out that I was wrapped in it. With my intelligence, I deserve to choke myself to death. "Master, the apprentice knows that he is wrong."
Master Bodhi looked at my wrinkled skin and asked, "How long have you been in this water?" ”
I replied, "All afternoon." ”
Master Bodhi sighed and said, "According to your bubble method, I believe that your fur will not be able to be saved soon?" ”
Oh my God, this hot spring actually has the effect of removing hair, it is an unexpected surprise, I asked the master with an excited face, "Really? ”
Master Bodhi looked at me with a worried look on his face and said, "I find that your mind is very dangerous. Isn't it something that has been hit? ”
"No, no, I hid in the water to scare Master, but who knows it's self-defeating" I know this panic is very clumsy, but I hope Master will be merciful and don't demolish me.
The master looked at me fixedly for a moment, and said hatefully, "A little prank actually made you almost lose your life, so the master will teach you to avoid water today." ”