Chapter 5: The Sugar Man Incident
From the moment I met him, I knew that he had great love in his heart. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Info is not like me, he has always been the only one who has not been able to break this habit for centuries.
I also know in my heart that this obsession may never come to fruition, but I still want to know, is it possible that he also likes me in his heart?
endured and endured, but cautiously opened his mouth and asked him: "Is there anything in the common people that the master cares about and likes the most?" ”
Listening to my words, he turned his face away in embarrassment, and opened and closed his mouth several times, even more tangled than when I asked him questions. Looking at his appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, I already vaguely understood seven or eight points in my heart, he should also have mine in his heart, or he must have shaken his head and denied it, and he was already happy in his heart.
Unexpectedly, I was too happy to be too early, Tang Tang finally said without being shocked: "This is personal privacy, why should I tell you!" ”
Don't talk about pulling down! I've never heard of such a thing as a monk having privacy, and when I hear it, it's not a serious monk.
Since there is no need to continue talking, it is better to leave the party as soon as possible, I turned around decisively and left, and when I turned around, I sullenly squeezed out an 'oh' word in response.
"Then do you want to hear what my favorite critter is!" Tang Tang saw me turn around and walk away and ignored him, but he followed me upside down and asked me.
Stop! Small animals? Isn't that an allusion to me? I tell you, you can easily lose me, did you make it?
"Don't want to hear it"! I rejected him angrily!
I'm thinking too much! I decided, when I got the scriptures, I immediately went to the Bodhisattva and told her that I had changed my mind again, I didn't want her to help me change my daughter's body, I still went back to Huaguo Mountain to be my Monkey King, anyway, this bastard doesn't look down on me.
I deliberately bypassed him in a hurry, and shouted to the other two: "Bajie, Senior Brother Sha, get ready to go on the road!" ”
Tang Tang really hurt me today, I didn't even want to look back when I was injured, and I didn't know which junior brother helped him on the horse today, anyway, don't expect me to help him in the future.
I usually walk relatively fast, but today I feel a little unhappy, and I am even more windy under my feet. After a short time, he threw the three of them out of the distance, and then, with impatience, stopped and waited for them to slowly catch up.
I repeated this a few times, I can't remember the first time I heard his footsteps getting closer and closer, and when I raised my legs and was about to take the first step, I suddenly heard Tang Tang shouting from behind me: "Wukong, can't you walk slowly, Weishi has just been rescued from the spider spirit, if there are other goblins who take advantage of your absence to take Weishi, where can you find me then?" Let's say first, if you slip so far that I can't see the shadow, I'm going to have to recite the Tightening Mantra! ”
Vile! I stopped, turned around and threw him a fierce look, and said with forbearance: "Okay, I won't go so fast, then Master will lead the way in front, and I will take care of you inch by inch behind." ”
Now he finally has nothing to say!
I walked quietly for a long time, met a small town, just caught up with the town market, people came and went very lively, I was at the back of the line, casually while walking and looking, I found that not far away there was a white-bearded old man who sold small sugar people, and there were a few good little sugar people on the cart in front of him, there were flowers and plants, and small animal shapes, which looked very vivid and cute.
I remember that there was still a little bit of silver hidden on my body, so when I passed by the candy man cart, I said to the old man, "Master, please bring me a little sugar man!" ”
The old man enthusiastically pointed to the candy men he had made and asked me: "The guest officer will see which one you like, and I will help you take it off."
I shook my head and said, "I don't want these little animals, flowers and plants, you can make one for me, see the bare-headed monk riding a horse in front of me, just follow his shape, make me a little sugar man!" ”
The old man's skills in making a candy man are skillful and exquisite, and in my stunned eyes, a cute little Tang Tang appearance has been born from his hands quickly.
I carefully took Xiao Tang Tang over, didn't care about taking a good look, so I hurriedly pulled my legs to chase the other three people who had gone away, chased a long way to catch up with the big team, and when I walked side by side with Bajie, Bajie glanced at me sideways, saw the sugar man in my hand, and opened his voice without warning and shouted: "Master, Brother Monkey is going to eat you!" ”
When Tang Tang heard this, he looked back at me with a puzzled expression, and when he saw the mini version of Tang Tang in my hand clearly, he squinted his eyes, scratched me fiercely, and said to Bajie: "Bajie, you also go and bring an oversized stinky monkey to the teacher!" ”
I silently cursed in my heart, 'Damn, both of them are mentally retarded'!
Bajie happily replied, "Okay, Master, I'll go!" ”
This fool promised so happily, and he didn't know how much private money he had saved.
Soon after, I was holding a cute little monk in my hand, and the other three mentally handicapped people, including Senior Brother Sha, were holding a little monkey in their hands. I don't know if I'm alone, but I suddenly feel like I'm a miserable mess.
If it weren't for the fact that the city was not suitable for killing, I believe that Bajie would be a dead pig by now!
After the distribution was completed, Bajie and Lao Sha did not show any love for it, and without saying a word, they handed the sugar monkey symbolizing their senior brother in their hands to their mouths.
I was going to take it in my hand to enjoy it, but I was embarrassed to look at it anymore when I saw them swallowing it so simply, so I had to chew and swallow the little Tang Tang that I had used up all my savings in exchange for with reluctance. On the contrary, it was Tang Tang who kept holding the sugar monkey in his hand, and he also came to his eyes from time to time to take a look, not to mention how stupid he was.
Hum! It's all like that, and you still don't admit that you like me!
Since I found out that Tang Tang had nostalgia for that sugar monkey, I secretly observed for a long time, and saw that he had no intention of eating, so I pretended to approach him inadvertently and asked, "Master, I see that the sugar man in your hand is almost melting, why don't you eat it?" ”
He glanced at me and said, "I don't like sweets!" ”
"I don't like to eat, why do you want to buy it?" I don't think he's telling the truth, and his recent performances make me feel that he is no longer the simple and honest beautiful monk he used to be.
"Who told you to buy mine first!" This is the answer he gave me.
What can I say about a dignified monk who is so willful?
It's better to go your own way.