Chapter Twenty-Eight: Education Meow
After Qian Shufang left, Pan Dong remembered that he wanted to buy a hotel yesterday, and asked tentatively: "Meow meow!" Let's go buy a big hotel! β
"What do you buy a hotel for? Meow~"
"You see, our gold is obtained from other worlds, and we can't publicize it in this world, but we have to spend money, so buying a hotel can make it easier for us to get the money from in vain!"
After listening to Meow, Meow felt that what he said was quite right, after all, even he didn't know why the gold coins on his head had become so powerful. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ infoWhat if some evil organization like Team Rocket captures itself for experiments!
"Then how do you prove the way you paid to buy the hotel, meow~"
Pan Dong originally just wanted to get some money from Meow Meow, but he didn't expect Meow Meow to find a loophole in his excuse.
"Uh.... This..."
"Meow~ So, money laundering is still up to Lord Meow, and I will do it myself!"
"You? What are you doing? β
Pan Dong was a little curious, he knew that Meow Meow had mechanical talents, but this money laundering, it should not have a chance to contact it!
"Just claim to have found a treasure! Anyway, these treasures are indeed obtained by digging for treasures. β
Hehe, Pan Dong thought it was a good way, and this trick is probably useful in places like PokΓ©mon where you can't see the shadow of the country at all!
"If this method works, do I need to hide and pinch? There is no such thing as a private treasure digger in the territory under our feet, no matter who finds it, it must be handed over to the state, understand! β
"Meow~ What kind of place is this! Even the treasure found by the private person has to be handed over....."
"Great place.... Don't talk about these useless things, just say if you have a good way, don't BB if it's useless! β
Pan Dong is annoying, there are mountains of gold and silver, but he doesn't dare to spend them. He now understands why the money of those corrupt officials has been transferred to the outside, and if he doesn't transfer, he can't spend it, and he feels uncomfortable!
"Then why don't we open a company, make fake accounts and pay taxes, and then spend money openly! Meow~"
This meow meow didn't understand Pan Dong's embarrassment at all.
"It's hard for us to explain where these gold jewels came from, not how to exchange them for money. As long as someone notices that our money is coming from an unknown source, how long we can live is a question! β
"I think you're such a piece of shit! Afraid of this, afraid of that! Meow~"
"Aren't you able to travel between the planes of various worlds, why don't you have any combat power at all!"
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Yes, it's a shame that I'm possessed by the system and still messed up so hard. But am I to blame?
"If in your world, I get a fighting beast instead of a chicken rib like you, I think it should be pretty awesome now!"
"Hehe, blame me? Meow~"
Pan Dong, who was annoyed and angry by the two words, rushed directly to Meow Meow, and Meow Meow raised his palm to grab it. However, this claw was like a slow-motion replay in Pan Dong's eyes, and he easily grabbed Meowmeow's claw in his hand.
"Meow!" Meow Meow saw that one of her claws was caught, and she didn't dare to underestimate the enemy, so she stuffed the fried chicken piece on her left paw into her mouth, and then grabbed Pan Dong again.
It was still like a slow-motion replay, Pan Dong didn't bother to grab it with two hands, moved his right hand to this side, and directly held Meowmeow's two paws together.
"Meow~ Why did you react so quickly."
Pan Dong sneered twice, a few days ago, I called you, now I am "miraculous", I have to educate and educate well!
Turn over the peasants and sing it! Pan Dong hummed a small tune and picked up Meow directly. Then he pulled ~ out the belt and tied Meowmeow's paws fiercely.
"Meow~! What are you doing! β
"Hehe, now I'll teach you what rules are."
Saying that, Pan Dong directly carried Meow Meow to the balcony.
"Oh, you're in luck!"
Pan Dong originally planned to hang Meow Meow on the electric fan and spin it up to beat it. It's a pity that there is no such ceiling-mounted electric fan at home.
Meow Meow looked at Pan Dongpi's smiling expression and was a little flustered, and shouted for mercy: "I know the rules!" Meow~"
Now people are swordsmen, I am fish and meat, where do I dare to make meows.
"Say it, I'll follow any rules, don't hit me, meow~"
Belch... The meow in my memory seems to be beaten up every time she appears, why is she so afraid of being beaten now?
Pan Dong looked at Meow Meow's expression begging for mercy, and asked with some amusement: "Aren't you quite resistant to beating, why didn't you beat you yet?" β
Who said I was beaten........
"Resistant beating is not what I thought! I'm not stupid~ How can I like to be beaten. β
Carefully, no one takes the initiative to be beaten, and the initial purpose must be to beat people, but the strength is not good, and beating people is not successful.
"Don't beat you, I'm afraid you'll be disobedient! Tell me how I can trust you to listen to me in the future? β
"Can't I give you all the treasure I got last time?"
In fact, Pan Dong has long been downsizing on treasures and the like, and the biggest value of Meow Meow now is the gold coin that has the function of space storage. In the future, if you go to some more powerful world, like magic, fantasy, fairytale, high-tech and the like. Think about how you will change the world when you bring everything there!
"Those things are mine, where do you need to give them. But this gold coin on your head..."As he spoke, Pan Dong stretched out his hand to the gold coin on Meowmeow's forehead, wanting to deduct it to see if it was useful.
Meow Meow looked like this, and it was not clear what Pan Dong's idea was. Nervously stirred: "It's useless! It's useless for you to take this gold coin! That ability is only useful for me!"
Pan Dong naturally didn't believe it, and it didn't take much effort to deduct the gold coin. He pinched the gold coin, but didn't touch any obvious mechanism.
Is it the use of the mind to take things? After thinking of this possibility, Pan Dong put the gold coin on his forehead again, closed his eyes and still thought about extracting, extracting, extracting, but it had no effect.
Do you want to confess the Lord with blood? Pan Dong thought that the strange treasure often found in the novel needed to be activated with blood, so he found a compass from the table. Gritting his teeth, he poked the compass into his finger.
"Sleep~ groove!" I don't know if it's because it's been strengthened by the dragon vein, so a poke didn't break the skin.
Pan Dong, who felt a little funny, stabbed the compass into his arm fiercely.
"Hiss" This time the force was too strong, and the needle tips of the compass were directly inserted into the flesh, and Pan Dongzhi, who was in pain, trembled.
Hurriedly dripped the blood that flowed out onto the gold coin, but there was still no response after waiting.
"How do you use this?"
Meow Meow watched Pan Dong try the use of gold coins in the self-mutilation style, and the anger of being robbed of gold coins was half gone.
"It's said that only I can use this thing, why don't you believe it? Meow~"
Covering the wound that was still bleeding out, Pan Dong said angrily: "Do you think you are human?" I~ Why should I believe you! β
Meow Meow held back a laugh and said, "If you don't believe me, you don't have to hurt yourself!" Meow~"
Pan Dong, who knew that he couldn't get rid of the gold coin space, didn't dare to really do anything to Meow Meow, and after half pushing and half untying Meow Meow, he returned the gold coins.
"I'm just trying to see if this thing is good or not, since only you can use it, then you can keep it!"
After Meow Meow took the gold coin, she wanted to pounce and scratch Pan Dong, but she gave up considering the experience of being hung up just now.
One person and one cat didn't speak, so they fell into a strange atmosphere.