8. Chapter 8
Damn, could it be that the dead old man will enter the heavens and the earth?
I was so depressed that I wanted to hit the wall, how to save Han Xiaolin and myself, what is a short-lived ghost, what is greedy and watery...... There are still a lot of questions that plague me, how did he disappear out of thin air?
In desperation, I could only drag Han Xiaolin back to my residence first. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
My family lives in the south of the funeral home, not far away, but I still sweat, on the one hand, I am really tired, who would have imagined that Han Xiaolin, who looks graceful, would be so heavy? On the other hand, I was a little scared that if the neighbors saw me carrying a girl like a flower and a jade girl, I wondered if they would send me to the public security bureau as a hooligan.
Fortunately, God opened his eyes, and I didn't meet anyone along the way, so I threw Han Xiaolin on the bed and closed the door.
"Hoo ......"
I let out a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from my forehead, and poured a bottle of water with a grunt.
At this time, Han Xiaolin's eyes were closed tightly, and she was already in a coma.
Han Xiaolin lying on the bed can be described as a jade body, but I don't have any obscene thoughts at all, not that I am a decent gentleman, you can imagine that a zombie is lying in front of you, do you dare to think about her?
I want to say it here, don't think that zombies are the same as the kind in "I Have a Date with Zombies", it's just film and television processing, it can't be true, I learned from my grandfather's notepad that real zombies are with corpse poison, and humans will die if they touch it.
I can't explain why I'm alive and well so far, without feeling a little uncomfortable, but I don't think I'm superhuman, maybe I'm just having a slower seizure.
But when I think of the three things left by the old man, I feel like I have grasped a life-saving straw. Since he said that I am half his apprentice, he naturally will not ignore my life or death. I hurriedly took out my cloth bag and pulled out the bottle.
Through the light, I took a closer look.
I saw that the bottle was full of powder, which looked like flour at first glance, but when I looked closely, I found that the particles inside were much coarser than flour, a bit like white sugar, that kind of fine white sugar.
What made me laugh and cry was that there was a label on the bottle.
The words on the label were written in a blue ballpoint pen, and the writing was crooked, and I estimate that elementary school students are a hundred times more beautiful than this one, with the following description written on it: "Panacea;
Indications: Treatment of insomnia, stomach acid, headache...... Infertility ...... Cancer works wonders;
Usage: Take 3~5 grams and drink with warm water;
Storage: Ad libitum; ”
The most painful thing is that there is a huge advertising slogan below: "Home travel, picking up girls and pretending to be forced, must be good medicine." ”
It's terrible to be uneducated. This look was written by the old man himself, and I looked at the "Therapeutic Efficacy" column again, and I couldn't cry or laugh, for the first time I heard that the treatment of infertility and cancer is a medicine.
I quickly took out my grandfather's notepad from under the pillow, and I didn't dare to eat medicine blindly.
Not to mention, the notepad does record the way to deal with zombie poison, but after reading it, I fell into a dilemma with a black line.
The best thing to get rid of zombie poison is the Tianshan Snow Lotus, and my grandfather specially wrote: "The Tianshan Snow Lotus is extremely rare, even I have only seen it once in my life." ”
After reading this paragraph, I glanced at the small bottle with a bitter face, the old man in the cloak wouldn't just throw me a bottle of Tianshan Snow Lotus Powder, right?
Dead horses should be live horse doctors, I gritted my teeth, let it go, and brewed two small cups of powder according to the method on the bottle.
pinched Han Xiaolin's mouth and poured it directly, and after that, I also tilted my neck, drank another cup down, lay on the sofa, and fell asleep groggy.
The next day, just after dawn, I was awakened by the pain in my head, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that I was lying in the open space between the sofa and the coffee table, and I was thrown out of bed again by the problem of not sleeping honestly.
I rubbed my eyes and sat up, only to find a figure standing in the doorway.
That figure was none other than Han Xiaolin, the beautiful girl in the class.
She turned her head, her beautiful eyes full of horror, and she stammered, "Y-What do you want to do?" ”
You can tell she's nervous.
"Are you awake?" I asked, standing up, stretching.
"Who are you? How did I end up here? Perhaps conquered by my handsome appearance, Han Xiaolin's nervousness was swept away, and was replaced by angry eyes and cold questioning.
"Gah?" I have a black line, I asked this, yesterday she asked me to send her home, and she bit me, and today she actually pretended not to know me, this Han Xiaolin, her acting skills are so good that she can compete for the Golden Horse Award.
"Don't come here, stand back! Otherwise, I'll call it! When I approached her slowly, she actually shouted at the top of her voice.
Wipe!
I was so depressed that I wanted to hit the wall, as if I was going to rape her, but since she loves acting so much, I'll cooperate.
I put on a lewd expression, and sneered like the villain in the movie: "You scream, you call it ...... to cut your throat."
"Smack!"
Before I finished my words, I was kicked in the crotch of my pants, and just when I was lying on the ground and dying of pain, Han Xiaolin opened the door and ran out.
"You...... hiss...... "As soon as I said a word, I gasped in pain, this little girl is too ruthless."
Without any suspense, Han Xiaolin called the police, and I spent the morning in the small black room of the police station, but fortunately, my third uncle was a head of the Public Security Bureau, and he gave me a word to the following before I was released.
I walked out of the police station with my legs between my legs, my heart was extremely bitter, I finally understood what it means that good intentions are not good to repay, and if this matter is spread to the school, what face will I have to stay in school?
Forget it, let's go home and recuperate first.
I made up my mind, I didn't ask the head teacher for leave, I returned home disgraced, and when I was bored, I took out my grandfather's notepad to kill time.
When I saw one of the pages, I sat up sharply.
Could it be that Han Xiaolin is also the same as what is said in the book, there is a problem with the three souls and seven spirits?
As we all know, people have three souls and seven spirits. The soul of the three souls and the seven spirits are yin, and the soul is yang. There are three souls, one is the heavenly soul, the second is the earth soul, and the third is the life soul.
Listen to the name, you know that the two souls of heaven and earth are the communication between heaven and earth, only the soul of life is the soul of people, if the soul is damaged, it will become a vegetative person at the least, and it will be killed at the worst.
However, Chinese metaphysics is vast and profound, and there are some secret methods that can turn things around, and there is a situation where the soul is damaged, but people can be safe and sound, and that secret method is called the method of "stealing the sky and changing the sun".
However, there are pros and cons in the world, and although stealing the day can save people's lives, in fact, it will slowly turn people into corpses, and produce a phenomenon called "two souls seizing the original".
The twin souls are like the current Han Xiaolin, it seems normal, but her soul will pull her character and memory, becoming good and bad, no different from having schizophrenia.
The more I looked down, the more incredible it became, and when I saw the remedy, my eyes lit up.