Chapter 3: The Eight Precepts Are Abused
Unexpectedly, just because I happily raised my hand, Tang Tang fell into the clutches of the devil again. The pen and the fun www.biquge.info the Buddha testified, and I just turned my head, Tang Tang was taken away from my eyes by a gust of evil wind, and I can't forget the surprised expression on his face when he left for a long time, which made me fall into a deep guilt.
Don't be angry! It's up to me for this, and I'm going to go and chase you back.
Just when I was about to chase Tang Tang with a deep sense of self-blame, I heard Bajie let out a scream not far away, which resounded throughout the cave, and the movement was ...... Shocked, my legs went limp, my heart trembled, at first, I thought that the banshee accepted the proposal of the Eight Rings, and rudely gave him hehehehe. When I looked closely, it turned out that Bajie was fighting with that goblin.
I have to say that this banshee's efficiency is still quite commendable, and Tang Tang has just been swept away here. Over there, he started beating up Bajie. I was almost impressed by her shrewdness.
I hurriedly weighed it in my heart, although Tang Tang's position in my heart is the most important, but things always have to be prioritized, seeing that Bajie has fallen behind, if I don't help him, it is not suitable after all. So, I decisively raised the golden rod and joined the battle.
When the banshee saw me participating in the battle, her face did not show the slightest fear, but in an instant, her combat power exploded, and several more hands were born on her body, and each hand was holding a weapon and desperately gesturing at me, which dazzled me.
The banshee was under the attack of me and Bajie, not to mention the slightest confusion, and her expression looked calm and complacent, and she felt more and more that she had underestimated this banshee before. I guess that even if Lao Sha is added, this banshee can easily crush our brothers, and it should be no problem.
Just when the three of us were fighting, I vaguely heard Bajie shouting to me: "Brother Monkey, I can't do it anymore, my mouth hurts like fire!" I'm going to withdraw first! ”
I hadn't figured out how to persuade Bajie to persist any longer, so I suddenly turned around and found that I was left in the cave to practice one-on-one with the banshee.
All right! I admit it! Monkey King also has a time when his skills are not as good as others, leaving me alone to deal with this monster, I am also cowardly in my heart, for fear that she will repeat her old skills, and take out the secret weapon and rush at me.
Fortunately, the banshee was not in love with war, and when she saw that I had the intention of retreating, she did not come up to entangle, and let me easily withdraw from the cave.
When I retreated to the entrance of the cave, Bajie was humming half-dead outside the entrance of the cave, I glanced at him unhappily, and then I understood a little, no wonder he screamed so badly when he was in the cave, it turned out that his mouth was abused, and it was the same as the wound on my head yesterday, red and swollen, half longer than usual. Seeing him become this miserable image, most of the anger in my heart instantly disappeared.
When Bajie saw me coming out of the cave, he hurriedly complained to me with a sad face: "Brother Monkey, my mouth can't do it, it hurts!" I'm going to see a doctor! ”
I heard that his voice changed when he was in pain, and I couldn't help but say angrily and funny: "Didn't I also suffer yesterday, I can endure it, you just bear with it, at most the pain will pass in one day!" ”
"Second Senior Brother, does that monster have any special habits? Why do you pick your mouth? Look at this swollen one, there must have been more than one or two hits! Sha Seng put on a face eager for knowledge, and pious to the Bajie for explanation.
I saw that Sha Seng asked this question interestingly, and I was busy talking: "It's not because he verbally took advantage of others and annoyed that monster!" ”
"Didn't you follow along, why didn't she slap you in the mouth!" Bajie complained to me indignantly.
"Needless to say, of course, it's because that banshee looks so handsome that she can't be angry at all!" I triumphantly boasted.
Listening to my words, the sand monk who didn't know the truth sighed in shock: "Won't it? Have you even started to look at your appearance when you fight? Then I'll concentrate on staying in the back to look at the luggage in the future! ”
"Huh! You two look, there's an old woman over there, why don't we go and ask her about it, and see what the monster in this cave is! Bajie slurred his words and pointed into the distance.
I patted Bajie lightly and signaled him to calm down: "You better cover your face first, wait here, okay, save yourself from scaring people away as soon as you show your mouth!" ”
Look in the direction that Bajie is pointing to, yo! Isn't that Guanyin, although Bajie and Sha Seng don't know the goods, I can see it at a glance. I don't need to call my eyes at all, except for her, who else will come to us with a halo for nothing and nothing. It's hard to recognize if I don't want to.
Today, the Bodhisattva dressed herself up as an old woman picking vegetables.
If she doesn't show up, I can't think of getting angry, and it's all going back, and it will be until we've had enough of the pain that she will appear like a person who has nothing to do. What's even more hateful is that every time you have to dress up in disguise to show up, are you sure you're here to help? Don't be too long-winded.
'Why don't you just wait until we've all been wiped out by the goblins, and then you come back just in time to collect the corpses.' Of course, such a big contrarian problem, I only dare to go through it in my own mind. I didn't dare to ask. opened his mouth, and immediately became: "Bajie, Senior Brother Sha, hurry up and kneel down and kowtow, this is not an ordinary old woman!" It's Guanyin Bodhisattva who is here to help us solve difficulties! ”
When the Bodhisattva saw that I had made her identity clear, she no longer concealed it, and then revealed her true body, hanging in the clouds with her own aura.
Seeing that it was a Bodhisattva, Bajie could be regarded as waiting to complain about grievances, so he hurriedly knelt on the ground and complained aggrievedly: "Bodhisattva, you can come, quickly help us collect this monster!" This monster is too deceitful..."
Without waiting for Bajie to pour out the bitter water, the Bodhisattva replied directly: "This monster is too horizontal, I can't cure it!" ”
'Can't be cured?' What are you doing if you can't be cured? Come and cheer us on? I can't tell you the truth, these words are just my belly. The reason why I didn't ask out loud was not because I was afraid of her, but because I didn't want her to get off the stage.
About my eyes unconsciously betrayed my heart, showing the disdain, Guanyin looked at me for a while, and then added: "Not only can I not cure it, even the Buddha Rulai has nothing to do with him, this demon was originally a scorpion spirit at the foot of Lingshan, and he listened to the Buddha's lectures when he had nothing to do, and was pushed by Rulai casually, and she stung the Buddha's hand with an inverted horse poison pile!" ”
Hearing the Bodhisattva say this, I suddenly felt that the sting on my head was not a shameful thing.
"So what to do? You can't leave our master in the hole, can you? That banshee could have slept with my master anytime and anywhere! "I don't know if it's intentional, the word 'sleep' in the middle, Bajie bites it very hard.