Chapter 4: The Women's War
Seeing the green finch come out, Li Le knew that something was going to happen. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Qingque is a violent temper, a typical one-point explosion, Su Yan is soft on the outside and rigid on the inside, and she will not look back if she sees things to death. These two girls will definitely die head-on if they collide, and they will not stop if they don't die. However, Li Le was a little frightened and a little happy, the two women were a little excited to think about the war for themselves.
Li Le hurriedly stopped between the two of them: "If you have something to say, don't be impulsive!" ”
Qingque and Su Yan pushed Li Le away with a slap.
Su Yan said with a gentle smile on her face: "I'm a little older than Li Le, so I'll call you sister, sister, my sister came uninvited because she missed Li Le, don't you mind." When talking about my sister and sister, I deliberately accentuated my tone.
Qingque, who doesn't know how long she has lived, also said with a smile: "Sister is too polite, you and Li Le are young, I am Li Le's girlfriend, how can I mind, it's too late for me to be happy." ”
The two girls behaved very kindly, they wanted to strangle each other to death in their hearts, but they refused to become shrews in front of Li Le and lose face. Li Le seemed to see countless swords, guns, swords and halberds from their gazes, and the fight between women made him hairy, as the focus of the competition, he would not be able to harm the pond fish.
Qingque politely invited Su Yan to watch TV together, and Su Yan readily agreed, and the two women, who should have been mortal enemies, went back to the house hand in hand.
Li Le raised his hand and gave himself a mouthful, and this strange scene made him suspect that he was hallucinating. He covered his cheeks and grinned and followed into the house.
Qingque and Su Yan's best friends sat on the sofa, and when they saw Li Le coming in, Qingque made the first move.
Qingque said, "My dear, it's time to show your cooking skills, go to the kitchen and prepare, and let's treat my sister to a big dinner in the evening." After speaking, he turned his head and showed off to Su Yan: "Li Le's craftsmanship is very good, he cooks for me every day, you have to taste it." ”
Su Yan immediately fought back: "I have already eaten, when I was in high school, he prepared a box lunch for me every day, and I was about to vomit, I don't know if his skills have improved." ”
Li Le stood at the door of the kitchen stupidly, and said cautiously: "There are only noodles left in the kitchen, why don't I go out and buy some?" He now longs to anoint the soles of his feet and leave this place of right and wrong immediately.
Qingque and Su Yan roared at him at the same time: "Don't talk nonsense, go quickly!" ”
Li Le decisively admitted: "Eat shredded meat noodles at night!" ”
Fu Xin is a slippery head, he had a hunch that the family might have to jump at home, so he led Nova to the hotel, but he didn't dare to come back at night.
Li Le stayed with the two powder kegs until the evening, fortunately the two girls just played Tai Chi without smiling, and did not make any too outrageous moves, but Li Le was hacked by the two girls inside and out, Li Lexin said that the handsome girl likes it or is it my fault? But I dare to think about it, if I say it, Li Le will have to go to the ICU of the hospital.
It wasn't until ten o'clock in the evening that the two girls returned to the bedroom separately, Li Le breathed a sigh of relief, he hurried to clean the living room, and then hurried back to the bedroom to find Qingque, with his understanding, Qingque must be angry at this time.
Sure enough, Qingque didn't take off her clothes, and was half-lying on the bed barefoot and sulking.
Li Le leaned over with a smile on his face, hugged her shoulders and said, "I know you have been wronged today, you must not take it to heart, you will not be beautiful if you are always angry." ”
Since she was born, no one has dared to compete with her so much, and her personality has long been flattened, but unfortunately Su Yan has a very high status in Li Le's heart, she can't just make a move, she can only hold back in her heart and wronged her.
Qingque said: "I don't like Su Yan, you are mine, how can she have the face to rob me!" ”
"My heart for you will never change!" Li Le immediately swore: "Su Yan is drilling the horns of the bull, and it will be fine when she thinks about it after a while." ”
With a roll of his eyes, Li Le thought of a good way to change direction, he leaned on Qingque's ear and said, "I haven't licked it at noon, why don't we continue?" ”
Qingfinch's ears turned red: "Don't make trouble, it's ...... itchy"
Li Le hugged the green finch into the quilt, and after a while, the floor was full of clothes, soft fragrance in his arms, and Li Le fell asleep happily.
For Su Yan's persistence, Li Le actually has no good way, he can only hope for time, out of some unspeakable thoughts of men, Li Le can't let Su Yan get out directly, this will make him lose Su Yan forever, Li Le will never accept this.
Thinking about it day and dreaming at night, Li Le, who fell asleep, had a strange dream. In the dream, he incarnated as a domineering president, Qingque was his wife, Su Yan was also his wife, the two women lived in harmony, he lived the life of the sexual happiness he dreamed of, and later he had two daughters, who looked exactly like Qingque and Su Yan.
Just when Li Le, who was over forty years old, was about to walk towards the point of no return for his ghost father, a woman's scream suddenly sounded in the house.
"Ahh Help me! ”
Something happened to Su Yan!?
Li Le, who was awakened, jumped up from the bed and ran out wearing a pair of pants.
Li Le rushed into Su Yan's bedroom and asked eagerly, "What's the matter?" ”
Su Yan hugged the quilt and shrunk into a ball on the bed, tears flashed in her eyes, her pretty face turned pale and frightened, after seeing Li Le come in, Su Yan's face instantly turned red, and she shouted angrily: "That woman pretended to be a ghost to scare me!" ”
Su Yan had a nightmare, in which she was abducted and trafficked to Africa by human traffickers, and was imprisoned by a group of black uncles with big shoulders and round waists as a fertility tool.
"Won't it?" Li Le said with some hesitation: "Qingque has been with me all the time, how can I scare you!" ”
It's okay not to say this, Su Yan remembered that the shameless woman slept in the same bed with Li Le, and the evil fire in her heart kept rising.
"Go back!" Su Yan gritted her teeth and said, "This is a war between our women!" ”
Li Le was embarrassed to take more when he was naked, and when he saw that Su Yan was fine, he went back to the room.
Climbing back into bed, Li Le patted the sleeping Qingque, and he asked, "Did you do it?" ”
The blue finch did not react.
Li Le knew that she was pretending to be asleep, and he was a little unhappy but he couldn't do anything about her, he was not qualified to speak about the struggle between these two women, so he could only warn: "I will be scared of her again in the future, I don't want a stiff fight between you." ”
Just as Li Le was about to go to bed, there was a knock on the door, and Su Yan's voice came in: "Fun, I know you did it, this is the war book I gave you, if you have the ability, you will fight!" ”
An envelope slipped through a crack under the door.
Qingque got up from the bed with a bone, and in Li Le's surprised gaze, she ran to the door and picked up the envelope: "I want to see how you fight me!" ”
The envelope was deflated and didn't contain anything, and the green finch tore open the envelope with a big thorn, and a small cloth bag fell to the ground, and the green finch pinched the cloth bag and said disdainfully: "Just rely on this thing to ......"
Before he finished speaking, a dazzling white light suddenly emanated from the cloth bag, and the green finch disappeared from the bedroom in an instant.
"it!" Li Le was stunned.
The door was opened, Su Yan probed his brain in, and Li Le on the bed made a grimace: "Dare to bully me, you deserve to run naked!" After saying that, he picked up the cloth bag on the ground and slipped away.
The cloth bag was a talisman left by Su Yan's grandmother, who used to be a famous goddess in ten miles and eight towns, Su Yan thought that Qingque was a female ghost, so she turned over the amulet and turned it out, but she didn't expect it to work.
A few seconds later, Qingque appeared naked in the bedroom, the clothes on her body were all illusions before, and she was used to wearing clothes after staying with Li Le for a long time, but she didn't think the underwear she bought was clean, so the underwear pajamas or something were transformed by herself, and the illusioned underwear disappeared directly after being photographed by the amulet.
The green finch thundered in the bedroom, which was a great shame for her!
"I'm going to make that woman pay!" The green sparrow roared and rushed out.
Li Le's patience was finally exhausted, and the war between the two women made him break out in an instant, jumping out of bed, Li Le walked to the living room with the quilt in his arms.
"I don't care about you anymore! I'm going to sleep on the couch! ”
When he took it away, he reluctantly glanced at Qingque's body, hey, he has such a good girlfriend but has to sleep on the sofa alone, a man is really miserable.
Qingque was suppressed by Li Le's anger, and she muttered a few words in a low voice before going back to bed strangely.
The night finally fell silent.