"So what the hell do you want to do?" Qingque looked at Li Le vigilantly, and her man's thief made her heart full of vigilance: "Have you done something bad again?" ”

"What's the point? I haven't done anything bad! Li Le smiled and said in a low voice: "Is there a way for you to solve the male barrier caused by the ghost path?" ”

"Didn't do anything bad?" Qingque looked at Li Le suspiciously, and then she involuntarily aimed at Li Le's lower body: "You won't ......"

Li Le suddenly looked like a cat that had stepped on its tail: "It's not my problem that I said!" ”

Qingque asked, "Who is that?" ”

Li Le hesitated, it was not too good to casually reveal the privacy of others, but seeing Qingque's posture, it was clear that he would not give up if he didn't figure it out. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Li Le finally told the reason: "Don't tell it." ”

It is said that when Li Le returned to the world from the underworld on a Fire Phoenix plane, he happened to meet Zhiming and Chunjiao embracing nature on the West Mountain. As a man, this kind of thing is like a bolt from the blue, and Zhiming, who was hit hard by his self-confidence, inadvertently snubbed Chunjiao, but it was just in time for the New Year that nothing big happened.

When it comes to the start of school, the problem comes, I haven't seen each other for nearly two months, Chunjiao naturally misses Zhiming's courage very much, this is not yesterday Chunjiao pulled Zhiming to prepare to go to the library to do a big job. Zhiming couldn't do it and was embarrassed to say it, but as a result, Chunjiao was annoyed, and Chunjiao, who was already dissatisfied with Zhiming's recent snubbing of herself, accidentally thought about it, and she suspected that Zhiming was having an affair.

At that time, under the public in the hall, Zhiming was forced to the corner and could only stand up, and the two broke up unhappily to the point of breaking up.

It is said that Li Le used a spell to delete the memories of Zhiming and Chunjiao at that time, but the subconscious of people is still playing a role, so although Zhiming has amnesia, he is still instinctively unhappy after seeing Li Le, and he can't wait to beat him.

After listening to it, Fun couldn't believe it: "This is too coincidental, isn't it?" ”

"Who's to say it isn't." Li Le also felt wronged: "You can't let those two break up because of me, what can you do to say it quickly." ”

Qingque groaned and said, "There is a way, but ......"

"Don't hesitate." Li Le was anxious: "Hurry up and tell me, Chunjiao's group of friends beat Zhiming twice today." ”

Qingque finally said the solution......

For 5,000 years in China, the most resolute pillar has always been the simple and hard-working people, and for the Chinese people, the worship of ancestors will always be an indelible mark. Compared with other countries, the common people in China do not have a specific belief in living beings. Children worship Confucius in the college entrance examination, daughters-in-law worship Guanyin when they give birth to children, worship Mazu when they go out to sea to fish, and even those who mix in the road have to worship Master Guan.

How much do you ask for some thoughts and hopes, but it really doesn't work, let's change them again.

Young people in their 20s may not believe in this, but older people will always have a need for this.

There are two more famous places in City A, one is the Kuragi Temple, which is a large temple, half of which is used for worshipping the Buddha, and the other half is inclined to tourist attractions. The other is the send-off nunnery, this nunnery is relatively small, but it is quite famous in the mother-in-law and aunt, I heard that it is particularly effective, and after worshipping, a big fat boy will be born.

Modern society is not as good as before, in ancient times, quite monks and nuns, just find a temple to cry about their tragic life experience, saying that they want to cut off the dust and escape into the empty door, most of the host will shave you. Now it's not so easy, for example, in City A, you are quite a monk at least need a bachelor's degree, if you don't graduate from high school and enter the society, you will be crushed by the cold reality dreams and hopes, and then you want to shave the ordination, sorry that the qualifications are not enough.

In these years, everyone who can be a monk is fat and strong, with a ruddy complexion, and no shortage of money in a word.

Li Le took a day off with the director, and came to Foshan in order to find a prescription, this Foshan is not the same place as the countless towns in Guangdong, only because there is a dead wood temple and a sendrill nunnery on the mountain.

You heard it right, the monk temple and the nunnery were built on a hill.

The area of the temple is very large, and the stairs that wind up from the foot of the mountain are four to five hundred meters, and the gate built at the foot of the mountain is even more majestic.

Li Le's main goal is to send Zi'an, but since he is here, he might as well go and see it.

When he walked to the mountain gate, Li Le was stopped by the novice at the door.

Shami first folded his hands and said Amitabha, and then said: "This is a pure place for Buddhism, and it takes sincerity to enter the mountain gate, and the donor needs to buy a pillar of incense." ”

This is a ticket, Li Le didn't care, such a big place can't be seen in vain, he said, "How much?" ”

originally thought that it would be only fifty or sixty yuan to support death, but I didn't expect that Shami's mouth almost scared Li Le to death. Shami said: "Our best Buddha incense here costs 18,888 yuan, and buying this incense can not only enter my Buddhist door, but also discuss Buddhism with the presiding elders." ”

Li Le asked again: "What about the cheapest." ”

Shami said: "The cheapest is the incense for believers, only 199 yuan, buying incense to worship the Buddha will definitely make the donor's troubles disappear......

Shami wanted to say something, but Li Le turned around and left without giving him a chance.

Ya really dare to speak, let alone 18888, even 199 just find a technician to pinch your feet, and then a bottle of Erguotou can also make my troubles disappear.

It doesn't seem to be a real Buddha with a copper smell on his mouth, so it's okay not to go.

It is a very good place to cool off in the summer, but this place is not allowed to enter by men.

Li Le is ready to climb over the wall.

Not to mention that nuns are more pious than monks, the courtyard wall of the Dead Wood Temple is full of surveillance, and the courtyard wall of the Sending Zi'an is not only not equipped with monitoring but also very low, Li Le easily climbed in.

At this time, it was quite deserted in the child's nunnery, Li Le cautiously slipped into the backyard, how is this place also a place of Buddhism, and the ghost road is invisible.

There are two things in the prescription prescribed by Qingque, the first is the soil under the tree in the land of Buddhism, which is very simple and can be done by digging some soil under the tree. It's more rare to be the second thing, the Bodhisattva's XXXXXXX, to put it bluntly, is the nun's underwear, the young man stole the nun's underwear, and it was really embarrassing to say that he was thrown home, but for the happiness of Zhiming and Chunjiao, he could only endure it.

Walk through the Moon Gate to the backyard of the Songzi Nunnery, which is equivalent to the bedrooms of the nuns.

It is not allowed to hang things like underwear outside in the child's hermitage, Li Le opened the window and climbed in after making sure that there was no one in the house, the appearance in the house was no different from the usual girl's bedroom, plain white sheets were covered, and there were a few ragdoll dolls on the bed.

On the table, in addition to some scripture books, there is also a three-piece set of apples from Love Crazy, Love Pie and XXX.

Li Le touched his ZTE mobile phone and felt that being a nun was also quite promising.

opened the wardrobe and was about to look for underwear, but unexpectedly, there was a sudden hit on the head, Li Le was suddenly frightened, and he hurriedly closed his ten: "Bodhisattva forgiveness, I only made this trip to save people......"

"Hahaha!"

was muttering, there was a child's whisper outside, Li Le looked up and found a six or seven-year-old little monk standing outside the window, bald head and big eyes are very cute, the little monk is holding a few walnuts in his hand, and it is this kid who wants to smash his head.

Li Le breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he thought that it was the Bodhisattva's manifestation that taught him, and now he is also half a ghost and has to guard against it.

"You ......"

Li Le was about to speak, a woman's voice came from a distance, Li Le closed the closet, turned out the window, pulled the little monk and hid in the demolished house in the backyard.

The little monk asked him a little naïvely: "Why are you in the master's room, the master said that women are devils." ”

Li Le fooled him and changed the topic by the way: "I'm saving people, do you know Pan Jinlian and Ximenqing?" I don't know, I'll tell you this story. ”

In the next half hour, Li Le told the little monk about Guo Degang's version of Pan Jinlian and Ximenqing, and the little monk listened to it with relish, and his future achievements must be limitless.

After the nun left, Li Le went into the house and picked up an underwear and ran, I didn't expect that the little teacher who was a vegetarian every day was really well developed, not to mention that there was a D cup, and the nunnery of the Lenovo Monk Temple was built together, could it be... Forehead... The pure place of Buddhism is not to talk nonsense.

After Li Le turned out of the house, he found that the little monk was still guarding outside.

The little monk said, "The story is not finished yet, I still want to hear it." ”

Li Le had no time to tell him stories here, he stuffed his underwear into his pocket and turned around and ran, but he didn't expect the little monk to run after him without stopping, and when he climbed over the wall, Li Le shouted to the little monk.

He said, "Go back to your master and ask for a golden plum, the story is all on it." ”

Amitabha, if you want to blame it, you will be blamed for the ticket money!

After leaving the send-off hermitage, he casually found a clean stone slab at the bottom of the mountain, Li Le wrapped the soil under the tree with the underwear that came to him, put it on the stone slab and lit it, and after the underwear burned out, Li Le stretched out his palm and used a ghost qi suck on the slate, and the ashes of the underwear were all sucked on the palm.

It is said that this ash does have a strong effect on the ghost qi, Li Le's palm full of ghost qi was hot by the ashes, he quickly dispersed the ghost qi and then carefully put the ashes in the tea bag.

The prescription has been made, and all that remains is to fool Zhiming and drink it.

At six o'clock in the evening, Li Lexian sent a text message to Chunjiao in the name of Zhiming, claiming that he wanted to break off with her in the toilet in the gymnasium, and there was a kind of not to take those aunts and grandmothers. After sending the message, Li Le went straight to the gymnasium to find Zhiming.

These short dozens of hours are a big blow to Zhiming, a handsome guy was tortured by love and became Nicholas. Zhao Si.

Li Le poured the ashes into the drink, and then handed it to Zhiming: "Don't worry too much, let's drink something first." ”

Zhiming silently drank the drink dry, and then continued to sigh.

After a few minutes, Zhiming's mind began to lose consciousness again, and a strange red appeared on his skin, and Li Le could see a trace of black qi coming out of his body, which was the ghost qi that the ashes were burning his body. After the ghost qi was eliminated quickly, the yang energy in Zhiming's body began to recover, and the desire to be aggrieved for dozens of days suddenly burst out, and Zhiming's instinctive rise to the ass started to cover the crotch.

Li Le nodded with satisfaction, the plan went very smoothly, and after Chunjiao came, Zhiming, who had the essence worm on his brain, worked hard, and the two would definitely be able to reconcile as before.

However, the next development of events was far beyond Li Le's expectations, and a burst of girls' shouts sounded outside the gymnasium.

"Zhiming, if you are a man, come out openly and make it clear!"

Li Le ran to the window and saw that Chunjiao was standing outside the gymnasium, and behind her was a group of indignant aunts and grandmothers.