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"You don't even know the words, how can you cultivate the Tao! Isn't that a joke? Zixia looked down on him. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Are you born to be literate and hyphenated?" Sun Wukong shouted unconvinced.

"You?????? I'm, get out of here! Zixia knocked him out of the Scripture Pavilion.

Sun Wukong saw that she was really angry, and he didn't pay attention to her, wandering around the hall alone, remembering the scene she had just cleaned here. So I found a broom, followed her example, and cleaned it inside and out.

At this time, I saw a few people around outside, where they were secretly laughing!

"Look, the monkeys are sweeping the floor."

"Master, didn't you punish Zixia for cleaning, how could it be him?"

"Look at his movements, it's so funny, and he'll turn his head!"

All of a sudden, more and more people gathered outside, and the Rakshasa Woman also came over, looked inside, and listened to their discussions, and hurriedly went around looking for Zixia.

When she found the Scripture Pavilion, she saw that Zixia had fallen asleep on the bookcase: "When are you, do you still have the heart to sleep!" "Hurry up and wake her up.

"You're in trouble again, do you know?" The Rogues deliberately frightened her.

She slept in a daze, and when she heard this, she was frightened and cried out: "Is it that the master knows about my lazy sleep?" ”

"You'd better go to the main hall and have a look." The Rakshasa had nothing to do with her.

"What's wrong with the main hall?" She hurried over here.

Seeing that everyone saw her coming, they said, "Senior sister, when did you find a helper, we don't know!" The crowd burst into laughter.

"What kind of helper, don't get out of here, look for a fight." The crowd dispersed.

When she walked into the main hall and took a look, she saw him hanging himself on the beam of the room and swinging: "Why don't you come down for me quickly." ”

Sun Wukong saw them coming at this time and shouted: "It's fun up there, you guys come up too." ”

"Presumptuous, the main hall is a solemn Dharma hall, how can it be from you." As she spoke, she saw the Rakshasa woman rise into the air and pounce on him, vowing to catch him.

Sun Wukong saw this person flying towards him, and a monkey fishing for the moon flew towards her. Rakshasa didn't expect him to be so bold for a while.

saw that the Rakshasa woman had words in her mouth, and a long whip changed out of her hand, firmly setting Sun Wukong out.

"You know how to spell, my grandson doesn't accept it, I don't accept it." It's not honest when they're all tied up.

I saw Zixia walk forward, lift one of his ears, and shout: "Monkey, you don't want to live, don't bother me!" If the master knows that you are making trouble in the Fatang, you must pick your monkey skin. ”

"I'm sweeping, sweeping." Sun Wukong explained.

"You sweep the floor, then why did you sweep it to the beams of the house, who are you fooling?" Zixia strained herself, and the monkey screamed in pain!

"You look up, there's a swallow's nest there, and the little swallow accidentally fell out, and I sent her back." Only then did the two of them look up and see that there was really a swallow's nest.

"You're so kind, why can't I see it." Zixia didn't believe him.

I saw the Rakshasa girl fly up, and saw that there were really young birds in the nest, and after falling, there were words in her mouth, and the rope on Sun Wukong's body was automatically released.

Then he looked at the clean hall and asked, "Is this what you cleaned?" ”

"I cleaned it." Zixia replied hurriedly.

"You can fall asleep after arguing with the scriptures, can you clean up this place??????" Rakshasa didn't believe what she said.

"Why don't you speak?" Seeing Sun Wukong sitting on the threshold, the Rakshasa turned her head outside and ignored them.

"You won't believe anything I say, what's the use of it." Sun Wukong said helplessly.

After the two glanced at each other, Zixia said: "The so-called don't fight and don't know each other, even if we know each other today, how about it?" Sun Wukong still ignored them.

The Rakshasa came over and said, "I didn't mean to offend just now, please forgive me." "It's not to give him compensation.

"You're satisfied, aren't you?" Zixia asked.

Seeing that Sun Wukong's body was trembling constantly, the two of them hurriedly approached him, and look, that anger! He was secretly laughing behind their backs.

Zixia shouted, "What are you laughing at, what's so funny?" ”

"I'm laughing at you two stupid." As he spoke, he ran away.

Zixia wanted to chase after her, but was stopped by the Rakshasa Woman and said, "Let him go." ”

Two days later, he reappeared. It turned out that he was really tired of being treated, and he went to beg others to teach him skills, but people didn't look down on him at all. He can't read and write, and he can't even remember the most basic formulas, how can he learn it!

Turning around, he had no choice but to be cheeky and beg Zixia.

"What are you doing again?" Zixia was copying scriptures and didn't want to be disturbed.

"Just now I saw that the peaches behind the mountain were ripe, so I specially brought you a taste." As he spoke, he offered the peach to her.

"What do you want to do, you have nothing to do, do you want to cause trouble again, come to me to help you, I don't care if you don't come." After saying what should be said, I ignored him.

"There is no trouble, but there is one trouble, and I ask the fairy to help." Sun Wukong circled around her.

"Don't help!" It's very ruthless, Zixia doesn't have to think about it casually.

"It seems that I can only go down the mountain, and no one will take care of me anyway." The person who said it was very uncomfortable in his heart.

"Wait!" Zixia still can't bear it!

"Fairy ??????" Sun Wukong was happy for a while.

"I'm going to say ugly things in front of me, and if it's too hard, there's nothing I can do." Zixia saw that he was pitiful, and some sympathy for each other spontaneously appeared!

"It's not difficult, it's not difficult, for the fairy, it's just a gesture." Sun Wukong said and handed her the peach to eat.

Zixia really wanted to eat it, and said, "How do you know that I like to eat peaches?" Did anyone tell you, this is my secret, not many people know it! She sifted through her own mind, and couldn't figure out who it would be.

"No one told me, I guessed it myself." Sun Wukong also took one and ate it.

"I don't believe it." Zixia said curiously.

"I've seen you practice in the back mountains a few times, and I'm always in a daze at that peach tree, so I think you should like peaches." Zixia ate a peach in her mouth, her eyes wide open and looked at him.

"What's wrong with me?" Sun Wukong thought he had said the wrong thing.

"So you're not stupid! You can find out about this, amazing! I really underestimated you before. Zixia swallowed the peach meat before saying such a sentence.

"Say, for the sake of you giving me peaches, see if I can help you."

"I want to learn to read and ??????" When he said this, Zixia almost choked on the peach meat, and it took a long time to speak.

"It's not difficult, but it might be a little hard for you." Zixia looked at him and said seriously.

"Why?" Sun Wukong didn't understand.

"But all those who cultivate the Tao must first start practicing meditation, can you sit still?" Zixia asked.