Chapter 1: Blue Face and Trouble
Tang Tang was kidnapped by the goblins again, and this time he encountered a robbery. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Let me say what is good about him, it was not easy to get rid of the king of the Xiliang Kingdom (a temperamental beauty), and when he turned around, he provoked a demonic female pervert again. If I had known that he was so good at attracting bees and butterflies, when he was passing by the Zimu River and he drank the river water and became pregnant, I shouldn't have left him there, I should have left him there and waited for the melons to ripen, so that he could take the baby in peace and security in his life.
You say, why doesn't he give me peace of mind? Why did I fall in love with him in such a daze?
What a blue face!
In other words, if you are angry, you still have to find a way to get him out first. It is still the old rule, the sand monk stayed in the back to take care of the luggage, I followed the wind direction with Bajie all the way, and found a demonic foot of the mountain, behind the hidden natural green barrier, found this hole, and above the entrance of the cave was written the Pipa Cave of the Poisonous Enemy Mountain. Looking at the name of this cave, the realm of this goblin is not high.
Before entering the cave, I first instructed Bajie to guard the door of the cave, and I couldn't wait to enter the cave. I want to see how capable this monster who dares to think about this great sage man is.
In order to avoid entering a situation of big fights as soon as they meet. Before the official photo, I always habitually concealed the original appearance first, and found out Tang Tang's situation clearly before making a move. This time, I chose to become a little bee.
When I flew in the cave, I had already calculated that if I found out that Tang Tang dared to show a little good impression of the goblin in the cave behind my back, I would immediately go up and sting him half to death, and then go back to my Huaguo Mountain. Never, ever ignore him again.
Master Bodhi must not have imagined it when he first taught me the 72 changes. All these housekeeping skills that he carefully taught me were used by me to keep an eye on my family. Of course, I would often explain to Tang Tang that I was only doing this simply to find out the enemy's situation. After all, my serious mission is to escort him to the West Heaven to learn scriptures.
After flying through the two gates, he finally saw Tang Tang's figure, he was sitting under a flower pavilion, he didn't know what he was thinking, he looked stupid. I landed on a flower near him and watched him in silence.
Judging from Tang Tang's current performance, I am still quite satisfied. The goblin first kept talking to him, and then repeatedly showed his admiration for him, and asked him to kiss him very unashamedly. It is gratifying that no matter how this goblin teases and teases, Tang Tang has never looked at the little slut with his eyes.
Hee-hee, it's not in vain that I've liked him for so long. I couldn't help but secretly revel in my heart for a moment. This guy's serious appearance is simply invincible and charming.
It's just that Tang Tang's unyielding image of loyalty and unyielding did not last long.
I don't know what he went through inside, I saw that his face became a little pale, and his eyes began to flicker a little, at first, I was secretly worried, is there something wrong with him? The only weakness in my life is this little bald head. If I say it, some people will probably think I'm lying, I bet that even if Tang Tang's mother is alive, he may not be able to care about him as much as I do, and I don't care enough to see him suffer a little bit of grievance.
Just when I was about to show my original body and run to Tang Tang's side to ask for warmth, I saw that the goblin took a bun and handed it to him, and he actually... He actually reached out to pick it up shamelessly, and he was so angry with me! Do you dare to eat anything given by the goblins? Are you so hungry? Am I lacking you to eat or drink along the way...
……? Must I be reading it wrong? He's... also took a bun from the plate next to him, politely handed it to the little slut, I'll rub it, what are you doing with a goblin Lishang. Don't people have long hands? Use your little bald head to be courteous?
I suddenly felt a sense of crisis in my heart, did his move mean that his attitude had loosened? He's going to stay here and stay with this prodigal elf......
Hey, hey! The goblins haven't done anything to you yet, so you can't control it, so you're ready to do it.
No, no, no! Can't let him stay in this hole any longer.
I showed my original body without hesitation, and at the same time sacrificed the golden hoop stick, I was originally going to give these two melon babies a stick for each person, if it weren't for the fact that Nian was not beaten in Tang Tang, and even more Nian did well in the first two days, it is estimated that he is now a dead bald head.
Since I couldn't beat Tang Tang, I had to sprinkle all my anger on the goblin's head, and I held the golden hoop stick and slammed it at her. Unfortunately, he was dodged by this goblin. She also reacted very quickly and copied out her weapon. Fight with me.
To tell the truth, like this little-known goblin, I will never take it seriously, she can get away with dodging my first stick, I don't believe it, she can still dodge the second, third, fourth... Hey? Don't say it, there are really two brushes!
First of all, it's not me making excuses for myself! The reason why I didn't have the upper hand in this fight is not because I am not capable. It's because the other party's mysterious secret weapon is too damaging.
Just now, when I was about to beat the goblin back to its original form, I didn't pay attention, but she hit me in the head with a hidden weapon. I can't believe it, I've always been invulnerable, I'm not afraid of fire and water, and I can't even be broken by thunder, I was actually stunned by a small hidden weapon, and my whole head was itchy and painful for a while, groggy, more uncomfortable than Tang Tang reciting the mantra, where do I still have the heart to deal with this monster. had to hastily parry a few moves, and then dodge and withdrew from the pipa cave.
Bajie, who was in charge of guarding the entrance of the cave, laughed unkindly when he saw me coming out, saying that I had a big bag bulging on my head, which looked particularly funny.
I glared at him grimly. This gloating dead nerd, my grandson has a hundred big bags bulging out on his head, and he is much more handsome than you, a pig-headed.
I leaned depressedly against the door of the Pipa Cave, not to mention how angry I was. Not to mention that he failed to rescue Tang Tang this time, he also let himself hang up, and the most important thing is that he feels ashamed when he thinks about it. Who in the whole universe doesn't know that my grandson was the one who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago and beat 100,000 heavenly soldiers to the terrifying Monkey King. Today, I actually let a goblin of unknown origin abuse it.。 This is going to get out, and I'm too embarrassed to go out for a walk in the future.
Seeing that my face was too bad, Bajie didn't dare to open his mouth to smile anymore, and began to persuade me vigorously next to me, asking me to go to Xiliang Kingdom to ask for a few plasters to relieve pain. I glanced at him in frustration and didn't reply to his words.