Chapter 7 The Ferryman
"Thankfully, you don't need fire to eat living things, otherwise I wouldn't have had anywhere to get firewood. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" The old ghost smiled and walked over to the cauldron, stretched out his index finger and began to tease his throat, and the next second his broken mouth spewed out thick black water like a faucet. This old ghost is really disgusting, if it weren't for some so-called creature, Li Le would have to spit it out.
The old ghost vomited most of the pot before stopping, wiped his mouth and walked in front of Li Le, the old ghost stretched out his hand and lifted Li Le up: "Life and death are fate, wealth is in the sky, you kid can provide me with a few years of life, and it is not in vain." ”
After speaking, the old ghost was about to stuff Li Le into the cauldron.
The black water emitted a foul smell, and I don't know how many years it had been stored in the old ghost's stomach, and he was drowned in a puddle of vomit, which was too embarrassing.
"Tick, tick, tick......"
The rain fell on the ground and made a crisp music, and Li Le, who was dying, found that he had the leisure to care about the rain in the underworld.
The dripping rain easily dripped through the grave, through the soil layer and fell on Li Le and the old ghost.
Li Le was surprised to find that the rain turned out to be emotional, the water droplets fell on his skin, and a sad emotion hit his heart along his body, and before he could taste the taste, the old ghost threw him to the ground and began to let out a terrible scream.
The sad rain has a lethal effect on ghosts, and a puff of white smoke rises from the place where the old ghost is drenched by the rain, as if concentrated sulfuric acid is poured on people's bodies. The old ghost's body was rapidly corroded, and he screamed and rolled on the ground in pain.
After a while, the old ghost was poured into a puddle of pus by the rain.
At this moment, Shirley appeared beside him: "You man is really lucky. ”
Li Le was taken aback, stretched out his hand and pointed at Xue Li and stammered, "Are you that lump of mud in the water?" ”
"What a fool."
Shirley grabbed Li Le, and the next second the two appeared on the ferry.
Yundu, just when everyone was in a mess, the green finch came back.
Looking at the crying green sparrow, everyone was helpless.
"Miss, the little one will play a trick on you." The horse came up with the bull's head, and he stretched out his two horns and grabbed the bull's head, and plucked them off with a bang: "The bull has become a cow." ”
The green finch pouted: "Wow......"
Black Impermanence came up and kicked the two fools out of the main hall with one kick.
Dianjun roared on the side: "Which bastard bullied you, tell me, this monarch will put him in the oil pot." ”
Qingque grinned and cried: "I want to eat dumplings!" ”
"Don't go get it yet!"
Dianjun slapped the clerk on the head, and the clerk threw away the book in his hand and ran away, and when he returned with a plate of tribute dumplings, Qingque had already received a message that Xue Li had completed his mission.
"I don't want to eat now, I'm tired and need to rest, don't harass me!"
Qingque stopped crying, patted his ass and left, leaving only the stunned crowd behind.
Shirley is a weirdo, she has only one expression on her face all the year round, a melancholy expression that she owes 30 million, after taking Li Le back to the ferry, she sat down at the small table completely ignoring Li Le's gratitude, picked up her beloved teapot and began to make tea.
"What's your name?"
"What do you have to do with the green sparrow?"
"What do you do?"
"How long have you been dead?"
"Can you give it a moment?"
Shirley looked up, "Oh. ”
Li Le: "......"
Li Leke is a person who likes to talk nonsense very much, and after escaping from danger, the tongue in this guy's mouth has begun to itch, and he urgently needs to find a chat partner to show his superb tongue skills, but he didn't expect to meet a taciturn girl who doesn't enter oil and salt, but this girl is still a ruthless character who can't joke separately.
This can suffocate Li Le.
"Then you continue to cultivate yourself, I have to find a place to lie down for a while."
Half an hour later, Li Le, who couldn't grind the other party, raised his hand and surrendered, he walked into the cabin and threw his body on the bed, his eyes looked at the canopy, and then his mind involuntarily ran away.
In other words, how do you deal with ghosts in those novels? Lin Zhengying's peachwood sword plus an urgent wishful order? No, that's for slashing zombies; Destroy you on behalf of the moon! It's not right, that's Sailor Moon's signboard, don't pretend to be a if you're a big guy with your feet. How good would it be if I were a Super Saiyan, and I was directly hit by a turtle faction qigong, maybe I should have gone to Wudang Mountain to learn kung fu back then?
How did Uncle Lu Xunlu do it? Take a fork and stick it in? Oh, that's Zhang Jie and Xie Na... Wrong... That's leap earth and badgers.
Talking about different things? That's right, it's a chat about different things! Speaking of goblins and female ghosts, who has experience with Pu Songling Pu Dashen? The female ghosts and goblins in his book are all ignorant girls and amorous young women, who can't walk when they see a man, crying and shouting to drill into the man's bed, ruling out the suspicion of YY harem novels, and the reaction of those female characters is exactly the same as Qingque.
How did Pu Dashen write it?
Soak her!
Thinking of this, Li Leyan was embarrassed, didn't he fall to this point because he didn't want to soak in the green sparrow.
Just as Li Le's mind was about to run to the M78 nebula, the ferry shook suddenly, and suddenly turned him under the bed.
"It's not going to hit the rocks, is it?"
Li Le muttered out of the cabin, and the scene in front of him made his eyes widen.
Shirley has been kidnapped by a tentacle monster!
An invisible big hand pressed the ferry into the Santu River, the river water and the side of the boat were almost level, the ferry girl Xueli floated on the water at the bow of the boat, more than a dozen swarthy tentacles came out of the river, tightly wrapped around her limbs, Li Le saw clearly that those tentacles were clearly the silt at the bottom of the river, a collection of resentment.
"Are you alright? Wait for me to save you! ”
Qingque said that the lethality of those black mud condensed by resentment was very terrifying, and seeing that the life-saving benefactor was in danger, Li Le put his fear behind him, shouted and rushed forward.
A tentacle came out of the water and slammed into Li Le's body.
"Bang!"
Li Le was directly blown up, and his body was like a fragile balloon, instantly beaten into a white fluorescent. Fortunately, Li Le was now in the state of a living being, and after being exploded for more than ten seconds, those fluorescents quickly gathered together and condensed into a form again.
Li Le collapsed on the deck, his face distorted from the pain that touched his soul. These tentacles simply have their own critical hit attributes, and Li Le feels like he was almost beaten into an idiot.
Xueli, who was kidnapped by a group of big tentacles, was quite calm, she still had a melancholy expression: "This is punishment, don't interfere." ”
At that moment, the river gurgled and a swarm of skeletons emerged from underwater.
It was the bones that had been swallowed by the Santu River, and the skeletons of dozens of people were mixed with the shelves of cattle and sheep and other livestock, and these skeletons had been at the bottom of the Santu River for I don't know how many years, the river washed the bones crystal clear, and Xueli, who was tied to the surface of the river by the tentacle monsters, was simply a feast for them.
They lined up in two rows in front of Shirley, and the skeleton in front opened its mouth and tore at Shirley's body. Shirley is not human, and of course the bones that are torn off will not be flesh and blood, a sticky spirit body is bitten in the mouth by the skeleton. Li Le had already felt the power of the tentacle whipping, and the pain of being directly bitten by the skeleton had far exceeded his imagination.
Biting off a skeleton of a spirit body and sinking into the water, it is the turn of the skeleton behind to continue biting, this is simply the underworld version of Ling Chi's torture.
Shirley still didn't react, she didn't scream or struggle, as if it wasn't her who was bitten at all, and what was surprising was that there was a smile on the corner of her mouth, she smiled at these skeletons that gave her pain, her eyes were full of warmth.
"This girl can't be a serious SM lover, right?"
The bite lasted for nearly half an hour, and when the last skeleton disappeared from the river, the tentacles sent Shirley onto deck and retracted back into the water, and the ferry refloated from the surface of the water.
Li Le got up and walked to her side: "Are you okay?" ”
Xue Li shook her head, but Li Le could see clearly, under the cover of her clothes, her body was covered with scars.
Li Le had a feeling that Xueli was punished because of himself, and he asked, "Is it because of me that you are like this?" ”
Shirley beckoned Li Le back to the cabin, she was half-lying on the bed and asked, "Do you know the ferryman?" ”
Li Le shook his head.
"I am the ferryman on the Santu River, and I have only one job, to send those dry bones away from the Santu River, and when all the work is done, I will be free."
Li Le glared and exclaimed, "How is that possible?" ”
Not to mention how many skeletons there are under the Santu River, those skeletons have been washed into a tabula rasa by the Santu River, let alone taking a boat, I'm afraid I don't even know what I am, this work will never be completed.
"I know it's impossible work, I'm going to be stuck forever on the ferry of this three-way river, I've made a mistake before, it's a punishment for me, and I willingly accept it."
"I can't leave the Santu River until the work is done, and once I do, I will be forcibly repatriated for a cup of tea, and then suffer from the bite of the skeleton."
In order to save herself, Xueli suffered so much, and Li Le felt very guilty about this.
Xue Li saw his expression in her eyes and said with a chuckle: "You don't need to blame yourself, and I don't need your gratitude, I did this entirely because of Qingque, so you owe Qingque a favor now." ”
"Do you like her?"
This question made Li Le a little hesitant, before he knew the identity of Qingque, Li Le was full of affection for Qingque, even if he was brought into the underworld, he didn't have much resentment towards Qingque, but it was difficult to have affection again.
"In this underworld, Qingque is different, she is the princess of the underworld."
"Yama's daughter?" Li Le was a little surprised: "The rich second generation? ”
No wonder Qingque is so powerful, she can fall in love with a man, she can sneak out on a date, she can quietly bring people into the underworld, and she can't do these things without a big background, this underworld seems to be strikingly similar to some aspects of the world.
"Qingque is not only the daughter of the palace king, but also the princess of the underworld."
Xue Li wanted to continue, but she stopped with some scruples, and she warned Li Le very seriously: "I don't care what the ending between you is, you must remember that you can't let her cry anymore!" ”