"Whew...... Call...... Whew"

Xia Lan propped his knees, kept panting, and looked at the flow of people, he gave up chasing down. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info is worthy of being an entertainer, and the professional of running away is not something that an otaku like him can catch up, just a distance of hundreds of meters, and the two of them have run away.

"Damn."

It's really a weak physique, and just after running a few hundred meters, I already feel like I'm exhausted.

"A certain pervert bent his knees on a busy shopping street, staring at the buttocks and exposed thighs of a passing woman, and let out a gentleman's gasp ......"

A plain female voice, like a statement of a fact, appeared beside Xia Lan after he stopped running.

Xia Lan looked up and saw a girl with short hair, bangs tucked in her sideburns, and an orange District 11 high school uniform, holding a camera and holding it up to him with an expressionless face.

Xia Lan frowned, just now he was chasing two reporters who were secretly shooting, and now he met a girl with a camera, and he couldn't help but feel a trace of disgust for the camera.

"Don't shoot." As she spoke, Xia Lan wanted to reach out and block the camera.

"Yikes! Help~ The pervert finally couldn't hold back his animalistic desire, and stretched out the pervert's claws to the female high school students passing by. ”

Just turned around dexterously, still expressionless, and easily avoided Xia Lan's hand, and said something that made people reverie. Although she shouted for help, the girl's tone did not fluctuate at all, just like the narration of a movie.

If there are animation special effects, Xia Lan's current background must be full of black lines, how could she be entangled by this strange girl.

Xia Lan couldn't help but look at the girl in front of her carefully, a khaki jacket with a brown short skirt, black socks and campus leather shoes, the most common high school uniform in District 11. With expressionless eyes without waves, she looks at herself like a sculpture with dead fish eyes, but she speaks a narration that completely distorts the facts, and if it weren't for facial paralysis and weird talking, she would definitely be a good-looking female high school student at first glance.

"I'm just chasing people, and I'm just here to rest for a while when I'm tired." In order not to misunderstand, Xia Lan still gave an explanation.

"Mmmm~" Before Xia Lan was pleased that she finally understood, the next sentence of the girl with facial paralysis almost made Xia Lan's eyes darken, and she sat down on the ground, "The gay man found out that his boyfriend was cheating, a love triangle chase was staged in Shibuya downtown area, her boyfriend and the mistress ran away frantically, and the man looked at his boyfriend's back sadly. ”

"Can you not say these words that distort the truth with a blank face, it feels super scary to look at."

Xia Lan finally understood the fact that this female high school student was teasing him.

"This is the basic literacy that every journalist should have.,Hello Mr. Gay.,My name is Hata Lanzi.,A third-year student of the private Sakura Academy.。

The face was paralyzed with fish's eyes, uh, it was Hata Lanzi, and he took the initiative to reveal his identity.

"Uh, I'm Xia Lan, hello. No, it's not time to introduce ourselves! ”

After subconsciously revealing his name like the other party, Xia Lan reacted that now the focus is not this!

Then, as if by juggling, she pulled out a hat from behind her. Well, it's very similar to the Panama hat I was wearing.

Xia Lan subconsciously touched the top of her head.

"Huh? Where's my hat? ”

Then he looked at the hat on Hata Lanzi's hand, this is not the like, it is the hat he is wearing!

"When did you take my hat?"

Xia Lan stretched out her hand and wanted to snatch it over, but she was dodged by the other party's agile skills, saying, girl, your body is really good!

"Give me back." Xia Lan stretched out her hand and asked her to take the initiative to return it, because it could be seen from the action just now that if she was strong, she really couldn't grab it without brute force.

"Alaala, Mr. Pervert has finally stopped his claws on female high school students and has begun to take the initiative to ask people to give away hats?"

This Hata Lanzi is still speaking unabashedly words that make people burst into muscles, and the voice without emotional fluctuations always makes people angry.

"How can I pay it back?" Xia Lan had no choice but to give in, if it wasn't too much of a request, he would have agreed.

"First of all, I want to correct your speech, I didn't take you, I should have picked it up. Just when you were chasing your boyfriend and mistress, it fell. ”

Xia Lan covered her face when she heard this, why did she encounter a facial paralysis and be able to talk nonsense about some distorted facts in a serious manner, such a probability is estimated not to be much higher than crossing the world line by herself, right?

"Alright then, I'm very grateful to Hata Tsuko-san for picking up my hat and returning it."

"There is a rule that if you pick up an item and return it to its owner, you will be paid a tenth of it, which is a Mamasita brand Panama hat. HOHO~ It seems that it is an ordered product, and its price is estimated to be no less than 5,000 yuan, so Xia Jun you should pay me no less than 500 yuan. ”

"What? Five, five thousand yuan? Not fifty and not five hundred? ”

Xia Lan was stupefied by her offer, a hat can be sold for such an expensive price, it can't be a lie to me, right?

Probably seeing through his thoughts, Hata Lanzi's expressionless face finally changed slightly, and the pair of dead fish eyes squinted at Xia Lan slightly, as if to say, "You dirt bun, this hat should not have been picked up by you!" ”

Isn't it a gift from my sister? Although Xia Lan couldn't say it cheekily, she still slandered in her heart.

Thinking about it this way, if you sell your hat for 5,000 yuan alone, the rest is only worth 10,000 yuan? Xia Lan had doubts about this, and she thought that Nana Komatsu would kill him in the water, but now it seems that the offer given by the other party is worth pondering.

"Anyway, I don't have that much money."

Xia Lan shook her head indifferently and said that she was poor, and secretly said that this is really a money-hungry female high school student!

"It's okay, there's no money, but pay with the flesh!"

The girl with facial paralysis, Hata Lanzi, tilted her head to the side, revealing a treacherous smile.

Hata Lanzi's words surprised Xia Lan, when did he become so popular, and a high school student actually took the initiative to make such a request to him, although it was not impossible to agree to the other party......

"I'm the president of the private Sakura School News Agency.,I'm doing an off-campus investigation right now.,I just need you to cooperate with me to make a few moves.,And answer a few questions.。

As she spoke, she took out a fat strip from the pocket of her skirt and handed it to Xia Lan.

"May I ask how you feel when you hold a female fat time in your hand?"

After the fat time was given to Xia Lan, Lanzi held the camera and snapped a few photos, and then just like a reporter asking the people passing by...... Ahh Which normal reporter would take out a fat time with body temperature and give it to the people passing by, in other words, what is this fat time!

As if seeing Xia Lan's stomachache expression, Lanzi Hata gave a thumbs up and said very seriously, "Husband, this is worn." ”

Wear it, so I'm relieved...... Wow! It's actually passed, girl~ Isn't this even worse?

Xia Lan couldn't help wiping the sweat off her head, and after a while, Xia Lan felt that her nerves were tense by the other party.

"I see, I see."

As she said this, she didn't know where she came from, took out a notebook, took a pen and sketched on it, and whispered in her mouth, "What I want to do most after getting the fat times of female high school students is to have close contact with my face, and it is a very pleasant thing to use the fat times worn by female high school students to wipe sweat......"

"Wronged! It's definitely a misunderstanding, you can't write like that. ”

Xia Lan, who was holding the fat time in his hand, just wanted to return the fat time to the other party, but the voices of his sister Kuanzi and Xiaoshi came from behind him.

"Ernie sauce, you ran too far, Kuanzi almost couldn't catch up with you, what if Ernie sauce gets lost?"

Hearing this, Xia Lan quickly put the fat ci in his hand into his arms, he couldn't be discovered by Kuanzi, otherwise what should he do if his sister suspected that he was a hentai?

"Who is this?"

Hiroko came to the front and asked curiously when she saw Ranko Hata. Chasing over and seeing a strange female high school student talking to her brother, Hiroko immediately forgot about the two reporters.

"Uh, it's a kind female high school student who just picked up the hat I dropped and returned it, Ranko Hatata?"

As she spoke, Xia Lan took her hat from her hand, and Hata Lanzi didn't use her elegant body to dodge it anymore.

"I see, then Kuanzi will thank you for my brother first."

Hearing that it was a high school student who kindly picked up her brother's hat and returned it, Hiroko bowed to Ranko Hata very politely and thanked the other party using honorifics.

"Since you've thanked you, let's go first, haha~hahaha~"

Xia Lan's smile stiffly pulled Kuanzi and Xiaoshi, who had just arrived, and left quickly, but the two of them couldn't be polluted by Hata Lanzi!

"Ah, fat." Looking at the few people who left, Hata Lanzi remembered the fat time who was still there with Xia Lan, "Well, forget it, it's the vice president anyway." ”

Then he showed a weird smile, "Anyway, I also shot good material, I have a hunch, we will meet again." ”

I don't know why, Xia Lan, who had been far away, suddenly felt a spirit all over her body, as if she felt some kind of curse suddenly descended by someone, and she felt a chill in her heart.

He took Kuanzi and Xiao Shi's hands and quickened his pace, "Let's go back quickly." ”

……

"Sure enough, it's still a little cold if you don't wear it in this weather~"

A girl with a dignified face and a demeanor who spoke like an eldest lady, wearing the uniform of a private Sakura Academy, muttered to herself.

"Vice President, what are you talking about?"

The boy walking next to him asked curiously.

"Uh-huh, I mean I don't wear fat times and walk on the road with Tsuda-kun, there is a sense of betrayal, which is particularly exciting."

As she spoke, she also turned around elegantly in front of Tsuda, the short skirt of the school uniform danced like a wave-like round wheel, and she could vaguely see the flesh color revealed in the pantyhose under the skirt, and there was no trace of fatness.