001 Hit the tofu and died
"You're young lady! Your whole family is missed! Hearing the word Miss in his sleep, Wen Zou Zou's teeth itched, and he lifted the quilt and jumped up from the bed. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The little girl in front of her was crying a lot, but when she heard Wen Zou Zou's words, she suddenly turned sad into joy, the tears on her face had not fallen, but she was already smiling: "Miss, you are awake!" ”
"Where is this?"
Hearing Wen Zou Zou's words, the little girl seemed to be startled, her eyes widened and she stepped forward, stretched out two thin white and slender fingers and shook them in front of Wen Zou Zou: "Miss, what do you think it is?" ”
Wen Zou Zou looked at the two delicate fingers in front of him vaguely, his eyes followed it twice, and before he could react, he heard a scream from the little girl in front of him:
"Sir! Madam! Oh no, Miss hit the tofu stupidly! As he spoke, he walked out of the house with his butt smoking.
The little girl's ghost crying wolf howl for a while made Wen Zou Zou wake up from that vague state.
The bed board of the carved big bed under him was hard, and I was a little panicked when I lay on it...... Belch? Carved king-size bed?!!
Wen Zou Zou was suddenly frightened into a cold sweat, although he received an ancient script yesterday, but this arrangement is also fast, and this time is like this? Anyway, how did she get here? I remember drinking a lot of alcohol yesterday, and then I didn't remember it......
But what about the director? She hasn't read the script, how will she take the play for a while? Not to mention the director, there is not even a light camera around, is it a rehearsal?
While Wen Zou Zou was thinking, a small old man rushed in at the gate, followed by seven and a half old who rushed to Wen Zou Zou's bedside violently: "My poor child, you finally woke up......
The seven middle-aged women next to him also expressed their love to Wen Zou Zou, and from the words of these people, Wen Zou Zou knew the identities of these people.
The old man sitting on the edge of the bed is Wen Zouzou's "father", and the seven half-old ...... It is the old man's seven concubines.
Wen Zou Zou glanced at the old man, with this small body, is it a little too thin to play such a role, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't seem like you can handle seven concubines.
As for Wen Zou Zou's mother, she has already returned to the West, leaving only Wen Zou Zou with a child.
And Wen Zou Zou didn't know what kind of nerve he had today, and he hit the tofu headlong, but he didn't want to be in this winter, the tofu had frozen into ice lumps, and he fell asleep for three hours before he woke up.
Listening to the ins and outs of this, Wen Zou Zou spurted out a mouthful of old blood, which screenwriter wrote the script, and such a bloody plot can be compiled.
"The old lady is no longer acting! If you lose money, you lose money! ”
Wen Zou Zou was not a person who was originally a crepe person, and the house trembled with a roar, and the old man and the seven half-old in front of him trembled along with the house.
After the trembling was over, a half-old closest to the old man lay on the old man's body: "Master, you can see, our Shuxian is really stupid!" ~”
Oh, this is a good voice, and I don't know where the crew found such a powerful actor to say this line so well, especially the tone of the tail note, it is really a three-day winding.
Rao has such a powerful faction to play against himself, but this script is really ......
Without saying a word, Wen Zou Zou raised his legs, put on his shoes, and walked outside the house, he just took over the script yesterday, and it was easy for them to change actors.
As soon as I opened the door, I was greeted by a small courtyard, which was empty, except for the snow covered by the small flower bed in the center. As for the camera, lighting, makeup, and field work that Wen Zou speculated...... Not a single one.
Shaken by the cold wind outside the door, Wen Zou Zou shivered and arched back into the quilt, stretched out his hand and touched around for a long time: "Where is my phone?" Tell the director, I won't take this scene! ”
For a while, the room fell into an eerie silence, and the old man and the seven half-old looked at each other with tears in their eyes for a long time, and they didn't hold back a word.
"Miss, you just woke up, let's drink a bowl of porridge first, you haven't eaten for a day, don't be hungry......"
Everyone's eyes turned to the little girl who came in with porridge, and the little girl was a little creepy, but she had to step forward.
Wen Zou Zou was still looking for her mobile phone in the bed, and he didn't pay any attention to the situation here.
"Qingqian, Shuxian, she really broke it here?" The old man pointed to his head and asked the little girl in a low voice.
It's good not to ask, as soon as I asked this little girl, her tears and snot began to flow down one by one: "Miss...... Miss she ......"
She...... She didn't say a complete sentence for a long time, and the old man next to her sighed leisurely: "That's good, it's stupid to estimate that there is still someone who can marry her......" As soon as she said this, the seven stepmothers also began to wipe their tears.
Wen Zou Zou, who had been searching around for a long time and didn't find any personal belongings, finally got angry: "You surnamed Wang, get out of here!" ”
The old man, who was still half-immortal, shrunk his shoulders and walked in front of Wen Zou Zou, with a slight joy on his face: "Baby daughter, look for ...... What are you doing with your father? ”
The surname Wang that Wen Zou shouted was Director Wang, who invited her to play yesterday, but she didn't expect that this old man would also be surnamed Wang.
"Uh...... I didn't call you, I was calling the director. ”
The joy on the old man's face suddenly disappeared without a trace, beckoning Qingqian to take care of Wen Zou Zou, turning his head and taking the group of concubines out of the door, discussing how to find a miracle doctor for Wen Zou Zou to heal.
Rao is Wen Zou Zou's nerves are too big, and he also feels that something is wrong at this time. looked at the stunned little girl next to her, and beckoned her to come over for questioning.
After talking with this little girl for half an hour, Wen Zou Zou completely left the impression that the little girl's brain was broken, but he also knew the current situation from the little girl's mouth.
The relationship is not on the set, but I have really crossed it! Although Wen Zou Zou wanted to take over a time-traveling drama to play a ticket, he had no intention of crossing! But who would have thought that after a drunken time, he would wear it like this!
The girl she crossed was surnamed Wang, and her maiden name was Wang Shuxian, and she was a gentle and knowledgeable young lady.
As for her father, he is a tofu seller, although he heard the little girl say this, Wen Zou Zou felt that this little girl was humble, you go to the street to see, which tofu seller can marry seven concubines who are like flowers and jade?
Although her father has many concubines, but there is only one girl like her under her knees, which can be described as a thousand pampering, and these stepmothers also put her on the tip of their hearts, not to mention the worries that those aunts showed when they looked at her, so that Wen Zou Zou, a professional actor, was full of praise.
Zou Zou didn't see much through the drama, but he also knew that since he wore it, he basically had no chance to wear it back.
Although he was a little apprehensive in his heart, but if he came, he would be safe, and the ancient ladies usually didn't communicate too much with their parents, Wen Zou Zou felt that with his title of actress, it was not a problem to pretend to be a delicate lady to fool this group of fathers and mothers.
Wen Zou Zou, oh no, it should be Wang Shuxian now, and she began to think about how to be this lady.