30 The Jade Emperor miscalculated
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The peach meeting was held as scheduled, and the seven fairies received the order of the queen mother to pick the fruit. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info but saw that the fruit on the tree was of different sizes, the first 3,000 trees were less ripe, the middle 3,000 trees were more half-ripe, and the 3,000 trees behind were not hanging fruit.
Several people picked and chosen, first picking two baskets in the front tree and three baskets in the middle tree; When I went to the back tree to pick it, I saw that the flowers and fruits on the tree were sparse, and there were only a few hairy and green skins.
"What a deal!" The fairy in purple shouted.
"There are too few fruits, how can we divide them!" The fairy in Tsing Yi shouted.
I saw a half-red and half-white peach on the south branch. The fairy in green clothes tore off the branch with her hands, and the fairy in red helped pick it. Suddenly, I saw that the fruit had moved by itself, and it turned out to be the great sage, who was sleeping soundly on the branch of this tree, and was awakened by them.
The Great Sage appeared as he was, and a golden hoop rod was pulled out of his ear, and the bowl was thick and thin, and he shouted aggressively: "You are the monster on that side, dare to steal my fruit boldly!" ”
Panicked, the seven fairies hurriedly stepped back and explained: "The Great Sage is angry, we are not monsters, but the seven fairies sent by the Queen Mother, picking fairy peaches and using them for the 'Peach Festival'." ”
When the great sage heard this, he said happily: "Let the fairy be frightened, the old grandson is polite, don't blame, don't blame." Then he asked casually: "Since the queen mother opened the pavilion and held a banquet, who did she invite?" ”
The fairy in yellow boldly said, "The Heavenly Palace has its own old rules. The one invited is the Holy Emperor of Chong'en in the East, the Immortal Weng of the Three Islands of the Ten Continents, the Xuanling of the North Pole in the North, and the Great Immortal of the Yellow Pole in the Middle; There are also Western pharaohs, bodhisattvas, and arhats; Guanyin of the South China Sea, the immortals of Antarctica; This is the five elders of the five directions. ”
The green-clothed fairy continued: "There are also the three Qings, the four emperors, the Taiyi Heavenly Immortals and others in the upper eight caves, the Jade Emperor of the Middle Eight Caves, the Nine Bases, the Haiyue Immortals, and the Five Dipper Star Monarchs; The Lower Eight Caves Netherworld Sect Master, the World Immortal. All palaces and halls respect the gods, and they all go to the Pan Tao Jiahui together. ”
When the Great Sage heard this, he thought that all the heads and faces were coming, and asked with a smile, "Have you invited me?" ”
The fairies bowed their heads and snickered, and said, "I haven't heard of it." ”
Seeing that the seven fairies were laughing at him, the Great Sage presumably didn't know my name, straightened his waist and shouted: "I am the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, so I will ask my grandson to be a respectful seat, why not?" ”
The fairy in orange was afraid of angering him, so she said kindly: "This is the old rule of the Heavenly Palace, I don't know how to arrange it today, and I don't know about it." ”
The Great Sage thought for a while and said, "The fairy said the same, I don't blame you for waiting." You wait here later, wait for the old grandson to inquire about the news, and see if you can ask the old grandson to invite him. ”
When he saw the great sage, he said to the fairies, "Sure! Decide! Decide! This turned out to be a method of fixation, and the seven-clothed fairies were all standing under the peach tree with white eyes.
The great sage then saw auspicious clouds, jumped out of the park, and went to the Yaochi Road.
When he was walking, he bumped into the barefoot immortal. The Great Sage's brain was clever, and he asked politely before approaching, "Where is the old way?" ”
Daxian said: "The Queen Mother saw the invitation and went to the Pan Tao Jia Meeting." ”
The Great Sage said: "I don't know the old way, but now this rule has changed. Because of the fast somersault of the old grandson, the Jade Emperor specially sent the old grandson Wulu to invite the ranks, first to His Royal Highness Tongming to perform the ceremony, and then to the banquet. ”
Daxian is an upright person, so he took his words as the truth, and said: "I have been performing in Yaochi all the year round to thank you, how to go to Tongming Hall to perform first, and then go to Yaochi to attend the meeting?" "I had no choice but to turn the auspicious clouds and go straight to the Tongming Palace.
The Great Sage drove the clouds, chanted a mantra, and as soon as he changed his body, he changed into a barefoot immortal, and went to Yao Chi to check first. After a short time, until the treasure pavilion, hold down the cloud head, move gently, and walk inside.
Suddenly, I smelled the smell of wine; Suddenly turned his head, and saw that under the corridor of the right wall, there were several wine-making immortal officials, wrestlers, a few Taoists who led the water, and a boy who burned the fire, washing the urn there, which had caused jade liquid elixir and fragrant mash wine.
The Great Sage was so carried away for a while that he couldn't stop salivating at the corners of his mouth, so he was going to eat, but those people were all here. He made a miracle power, plucked a few hairs, threw them in his mouth and chewed them, sprayed them out, and recited a mantra, called "Change!" That is, he turned into a few sleepy insects and ran in the faces of everyone.
Behold the men, with their hands bowed and their heads bowed, their eyebrows closed, and their eyes closed, and they all went to sleep after they had lost their deacons.
But the great sage took some delicacies and delicacies, walked into the corridor, put the jar next to the urn, let go of the amount, and drank bitterly.
After eating for a long time, a clever spirit remembered and exclaimed, "Not good! Not good! After a while, all the guests will come, don't you blame me? "I woke up for a while, thinking that while I hadn't been discovered now, I might as well go home early, or I could fool the past.
I saw the great sage swaying, relying on the strength of wine, flying blindly willfully, and working hard for a while; Falling from the clouds, I looked up and saw that it was not Qi Tianfu, but Tushi Palace.
Sun Wukong suddenly woke up and said: "Tushi Palace is above thirty-three days, and it is the place where the old monarch who hates the heavens is too high, how can it be wrong here?" ”
After thinking about it again, he exclaimed, "That's it! That's it! I have always wanted to come to visit this old man, but I have never come, it is better to choose a day than to hit the sun, and now I take this opportunity to look at him. That is, the whole clothes crashed in, but there was no figure of the old gentleman, and there was no trace everywhere.
Sun Wukong wandered around the Tushi Palace until he reached the Dan room, and he didn't meet him, but he saw that there was a fire in the furnace next to the Dan stove. There are five gourds placed on the left and right of the furnace, and the gourds are all refined gold pills.
The Great Sage was overjoyed and exclaimed: "This thing is the treasure of the immortal family, and the old grandson has not eaten it since he attained the Tao." Today, I have a fate, but I bumped into this thing again, while Lao Jun was not there, I waited for me to eat a few pills from him and taste something new. ”
He poured out all the golden pills in the gourd, and ate them all, as if he were eating fried beans!
For a while, the pill relieved the strength of the alcohol, and he woke up with a clear mind, looked at the mess in front of him, thought about it and exclaimed, "Not good!" Not good! This calamity is bigger, bigger than the sky; If the Jade Emperor is alarmed, it will be difficult to survive. Walk! Walk! Walk! Don't go to the lower realm as a king! ”
He ran out of the Tushi Palace, did not follow the old road, escaped from the West Heavenly Gate, made a stealth method, and returned to the Huaguo Mountain Realm.
When the Queen Mother saw why the Seven Fairies had not returned for a long time, she thought that something might have happened!
Just as he was about to send someone to take a look, he saw the seven fairies coming in a hurry, falling from the clouds, kneeling in front of her, and crying: "Our Lady is not good, the fruits in the garden have been eaten by the Monkey King without permission." ”
"Ahh The Queen Mother pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Come, go and tell Your Majesty about this." The guards hurried away.