Chapter 20: Take a selfie after slapping your face
After eating, Shu Xue insisted on going to the playground to play. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"What's wrong with my sister today, she usually never comes to any playground, even if she watches very few movies", Shu Yu wondered in her heart.
What's even more strange is that after Shu Xue came in, she looked left and right, didn't play anything, but seemed to be looking for someone.
Finally, the corners of Shu Xue's mouth curled, as if she had found something, and following Shu Xue's gaze, Shu Yu saw a person shooting in front of the shooting machine, surrounded by a group of girls.
"It's so handsome, just like Rukawa Kaede,"
"What Rukawa Kaede, I feel like Curry," said another ponytail girl.
With the shots hit again and again, this group of girls seemed to be collectively nymphomaniac, noisy next to them.
"Let's go, let's take a look," Shu Xue said.
Shu Yu was even more puzzled, "When did my sister become so fond of joining in the fun." ”
Walking up to him and exchanging glances, Shu Xue pretended to say, "What a coincidence, I met you here." ”
"Shu Xue!"
"Introduction, my friend, Qiu Feng, the king of special forces, from the Huaxia Dragon Group,"
"Really, you're Brother Bing,"
"You are just like Liu Shizhen in the Descendants of the Stick Series Sun, so handsome,"
"Are all special forces brothers so handsome?"
A group of girls' disease struck again, Qiu Feng looked triumphant, these girls were not invited by him at his expense, but he took the initiative to surround him when he was there to pretend to shoot X, Qiu Feng is very confident in his appearance, as long as he is handsome, he can charm these ignorant girls.
Qiu Feng pushed aside the group of girls and walked in front of Shu Yu, "Who is this beauty?" ”
Shu Xue waited for Qiu Feng to speak, "This is my sister, Shu Yu, who is now studying acting at Hangcheng University. ”
"That's the artist", Qiu Feng stretched out his hand and wanted to shake hands with Shu Yu.
Shu Xue said that he was going to introduce him to a girlfriend, and he didn't expect much, but when he saw Shu Yu's heavenly fragrance and national color, his heart was already moved.
Shu Yu's face was full of embarrassment, she didn't know if this was arranged by her sister, how could there be such a coincidence in the world.
Seeing that Shu Yu didn't mean to shake hands with him, Qiu Feng's hand stretched out in mid-air was very embarrassing, but he reacted quite quickly, picked up a basketball in his hand, only heard a "bang", and threw a hollow shot.
The surrounding attacked again, "Liu Shizhen in the descendants of the sun is a captain, brother soldier, what rank are you." ”
When asked this, Qiu Feng was even more proud, the military ranks of Huaxia Kingdom are divided into several levels, from small to large, they are, soldiers, non-commissioned officers, captains, school officers, generals, and marshals.
His military rank is colonel, which is much higher than Liu Shizhen in the TV series.
"I'm a colonel,"
As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter in the distance, "Haha, laughter, which means laughing out loud." ”
Everyone turned around to look, only to see not far away, a boy in front of the claw machine skilled doll, and then look, the boss on the side is not able to laugh at this time, if this continues, he will go bankrupt today, only to see that the boy clip the doll is like a hand, a grasp of a quasi.
As soon as the man saw the appearance of Jiao'er Langdang, from the back, Shu Yu recognized it, it was not Chen Mu, who else could it be.
"Chen Mu,"
Shu Yu shouted and ran over.
"Oh my God, you've got so many dolls."
"yes, do you want it, take whatever you want,"
Shu Yu looked at the pile of dolls on the ground, there were at least 10 of them.
Just when the two of them were chatting happily, two pairs of extremely cold eyes not far away looked at them, Shu Xue naturally needless to say, Qiu Feng just pretended to be X when it was cool, and Chen Mu's "big joke" made him really a joke.
"Let me introduce you, this is my sister's friend, Qiu Feng, special forces, Huaxia Dragon Group,"
"This is my friend, Chen Mu,"
Seeing Shu Yu and Chen Mu's intimate appearance, Qiu Feng felt jealous in his heart, in his opinion, Shu Yu was already his woman, and the next thing was just a matter of time, he was a Chinese soldier king, and chasing girls was not a good deal.
What kind of descendant of the sun, it was filmed according to his life script.
So Qiu Feng hated Chen Mu's sudden appearance of the fly, but since Shu Yu said that he was a friend, he naturally couldn't show it too obviously.
"Kid, it's so late, and you're still out to play, your mother knows, she's going to spank," After speaking, Qiu Feng smiled triumphantly, causing the nymphos next to him to echo and laugh.
Shu Xue on the side happened to be watching the joke, she hoped that Qiu Feng could teach Chen Mu a good lesson, let him know how to behave in Huaxia Kingdom, for example, her sister can't touch it.
"This laugher is really good at telling jokes,"
There was a "flutter", and many people around laughed.
The smile on Qiu Feng's face disappeared, his military rank was earned through hard work, and it was a supreme honor for him, and Chen Mu dared to insult his military rank, in Qiu Feng's opinion, this kid was dead.
If Shu Yu is not there at this time, Qiu Feng must just punch him over to see if this kid can still have a hippie smile.
Chen Mu didn't care at all, he glanced at it and immediately understood, "Shu Yu, this is the boyfriend your sister introduced to you." ”
As soon as these words came out, the three of them were stunned, in fact, everyone is an adult, and they all understand each other in their hearts, but they just don't say it, Chen Mu is good, even the last fig leaf has been torn.
"Boy, this doesn't seem to be your business,"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk", Chen Mu had a disgusted expression.
"I said eldest sister, are you really Shu Yu's own sister?"
"Chen Mu", Shu Yu signaled Chen Mu not to provoke her sister.
Chen Mu smiled, "Even if you want to introduce a boyfriend to Shu Yu, at least you have to be better than me, right?" ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience laughed, everyone looked at Qiu Feng, a handsome guy who was almost 1.9 meters tall, with knotted muscles, and then looked at Chen Mu, just a stinky student who looked like a stinky student, in the eyes of everyone, Chen Mu and Qiu Feng were the gap between Wu Dalang and Ximenqing.
Qiu Feng stepped forward, "Boy, these days, the sound of the mouth cannon is useless." ”
"Do you want PK then?"
“PK”? Qiu Feng asked disdainfully.
"Okay, PK what,"
Unexpectedly, Chen Mu's next sentence almost made Qiu Feng fall.
"How about our competition clip dolls?"
The people at the scene laughed even more happily, in their eyes, Chen Mu's stupidity was Kong Yiji at all, and he brought a lot of joy to everyone with his stupidity.
Qiu Feng had completely flattened Chen Mu, he approached Chen Mu and said in a provocative tone: "I'm sorry, I'm a man, and I don't play the game of Niang Bubble." ”
The people at the scene all looked at Chen Mu like Qiu Feng, but Shu Xue didn't see it that way, she knew that this kid was pretending to be X again.