Never underestimate a man's ability to associate. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Have you ever heard of the story of the ancient suspicious neighbor stealing the axe? Legend has it that in ancient times, a man lost an axe, and he suspected that his neighbor was a prisoner, and after many days of observation, he found that his neighbor was full of suspicions: eating meat for lunch was to increase his strength, closing the gate at night was plotting, and laughing with him in the field to lower his vigilance.

Just when he concluded that his neighbor had stolen his axe to go to the county seat to rob the bank, he found the axe that had been lost for many days in his firewood house.

The associations of the ancient simple villagers will be so ridiculous, not to mention the thief-minded Fu Xin, his association has broken through the lower limit.

Looking at the smiling Nova , Fu Xin stammered and asked, "What are you... At... Why? ”

Nova walked up to him and helped him take off his coat, then pushed him to the table and sat down, Nova said coquettishly in his ear: "You are so good to me, of course I have to repay you well." ”

When talking about the word 'repay', Nova also deliberately accentuated her tone. Her original intention was that after dinner, the two of them would have a fierce fight, which was originally just a vague love between men and women, but when it reached Fu Xin's ears, it completely changed the taste.

Fu Xin's ass shook and almost slipped under the table, in his opinion, Nova was clearly reminding him: I already know about the shit you did, you'd better give me an explanation, or I'll go to Xiaobaiface to take revenge on you.

"Hehe, don't listen to other people's nonsense, my heart for you will never change." Fu Xin still wants to insist, as the so-called confession sits in a lenient prison, and resists going home strictly for the New Year.

Nova smiled more and more brightly, Zhu Yeqing really didn't say it wrong, men are cautious, their response is only a few hours, Fu Xin is already in a small mood, do you want to wear that black underwear later? Maybe directly in the store......

Thinking of this, Nova ran over and pulled down the roller shutter window, there are too many obscene people these years, she must take protective measures, and she must not let people secretly take pictures of their little couple's private interests.

Fu Xin asked, "What are you doing?" ”

Nova looked back: "Don't let anyone else see it." ”

Fu Xin's face turned white at that time, and the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, this is the rhythm of fighting with himself.

Nova, who had closed the window, sat back at the table, raised her wine glass to Fu Xin, and said affectionately, "Thank God for letting me meet you at the most lost time." ”

Fu Xinpi raised his glass in return with a smile, and said in his heart that he didn't know if God and his old man would bless him this time.

The fragrant red wine flowed through her throat, and the mellow smell of wine stimulated Nova's cheeks became more and more crimson, perhaps because of emotion, Nova said softly: "When we have a child, the family will be perfect." ”

"Click!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of a cup breaking.

Fu Xin looked at the wine glass that fell on the ground in a daze, and the 'child' that Nova pointed to just now shocked him at a loss.

Finished! Nova has already talked about children so nakedly, what's the point of shrinking her head and pretending to be a turtle? A manly man dares to act boldly, and he is willing to be beaten and punished if he makes a mistake, admit it!

Nova thought Fu Xin was not feeling well: "Why are you ......?"

Fu Xin stood up and bowed 90 degrees, and said loudly: "The child in Fang Ying's belly is mine, I'm sorry, I was wrong, you can do whatever you want, I just want to say I love you, I don't want to break up with you!" ”

Fang Ying... Child... My man cheated...

A few words flashed in Nova's mind in turn, she didn't know what Fu Xin was about, and her joyful preparation of a love dinner was just a surprise to deal with the new noon.

Fu Xin's sudden confession was tantamount to a bolt from the blue, and Nova was completely stupid!

The betrayal of her boyfriend angered Nova, and the Slavic woman was not a doll who could only bow her head and weep, and the enraged Nova raised her arm with a big mouth.

"Smack!"

Fu Xin was pumped around for a half, he covered his cheeks and said in disbelief: "Your hands are too dark, right?" I confessed as you wished! ”

"You say my hands are black? I'm going to let you see what it means to be black! ”

After Nova finished speaking, she rushed up to the second floor, and Fu Xin saw that the big thing was not good, so she immediately called Li Le for help.

Li Le and Qingque, who received the distress call, turned into a wisp of breeze and galloped over, and as soon as the two walked into the store, Nova ran down from the second floor with a shotgun.

"it!"

"Get out of the way!"

"Bang!"

Sharp gunfire pierced the calm night sky, and the acrid smoke filled everyone's nostrils.

Nova stood stupidly at the top of the stairs with a shotgun, with a wry smile on her face: "I'm sorry, I went off." ”

Fortunately, Qingque's eyes quickly pulled Fu Xin away, otherwise this negative man would definitely be beaten into a hornet's nest, Fu Xin dodged away, and Li Leke, who was standing behind him, was unlucky.

Looking at the pair of holes on his upper body, and then at the black smoke that was bubbling all over his body, Li Le spread his hands helplessly: "This dress is two hundred and five, you have to pay me for it." ”

"I'm sorry." At this time, Nova who came to her senses was also afraid, in case Fu Xin had an accident, she was young and would be widowed, pointing to Fu Xin who was hiding behind, Nova shouted: "It's all your fault!" Tell your brother about the you've done! ”

Fu Xin was stupid and asked Qingque: "You didn't tell Su Yan about her?" ”

Qingque nodded: "You have to believe in the credibility of women." ”

Fu Xin: "......"

He didn't confess himself after co-authoring for a long time!

The fear of almost being shot, coupled with the shame of putting himself on the oolong, Fu Xin was also delirious and broke the jar, he jumped to his feet and shouted: "You are all a group of liars!" ”

Fu Xin rushed up to the second floor in a hurry, and when he came down again, he held two silver dead rats in his hands: the famous Desert Eagle.

"Didn't you want to hit me? Come and hit me? You have a gun, I have a gun, who is afraid of whom? Fu Xin's eyes were red and he waved his arms and shouted incoherently: "And you, you are cheating on my feelings, digging a pit for me to jump in, is there any brotherhood?" The boat of friendship is capsized?! ”

Li Le and Qingque looked at Fu Xin as if they were watching a ****, and when they were dying, they didn't hurry to admit their mistakes and apologize, and they were so arrogant that they were not obviously giving Nova eye medicine.

"Bang!"

Nova shot at the ceiling, and the sprinkling of wall ash blurred Fu Xin's face, and at the same time made his lost brain return to normal.

"Nova you're, hello!" Fu Xin sneezed when he said a word: "You listen to me explain to you, hello!" ”

Nova went up and kicked me: "If you do something wrong, you dare to yell at me!" You dare to point a gun at me! Shoot! Shoot if it's a man! ”

Fu Xin was forced to retreat again and again by the menacing Nova, he was already a thief with a weak heart and lack of confidence, how dare he talk back to Nova, and slipped back behind Li Le in three or two times.

Li Le hurriedly persuaded him: "If you have something to say, put the gun away first." ”

"How do you say it? Have you ever seen a woman shoot her man? Fu Xin, who was hiding behind Li Le, lost his temper again: "It's me who has a child with another woman, it's me who is sorry for you, but I don't have a trace of dignity as a man?" ”

"Well, let's be honest." Qingque reminded him from the side: "You really don't. ”

The hero doesn't eat the loss in front of him, Fu Xin, who was about to be choked to death by Qingque, decisively admitted and left, and after Nova calmed down, he was trying to make up for it, and it was really not a taste to be held by his own woman with a gun.

Stuffing the sand eagle to Qingque, Fu Xin slipped away: "Don't stop any of you, I want to be quiet!" ”

Looking at Fu Xin, who ran away, Nova cried out: "Look at it, I don't know if I want to find another woman for comfort, who is Jingjing?" I'm going to kill her! ”

Nova was bitter in her heart, she wanted to have a sweet two-person world with her boyfriend, but she didn't expect her boyfriend to cheat on the ground, as a woman encountering this kind of thing, in addition to the lack of heart and a spare tire, which one is not one crying, two troubles and three hangings, although she almost collapsed Fu Xin, but why can Fu Xin hit the target with one shot, she can't hide the gun and go off? People are doing it, and the sky is looking at it, and being a person should be fair.

Nova is not an unreasonable woman, Fu Xin sincerely apologized and then the two of them sat down and had a good talk, it may not be impossible to solve the matter properly, but Fu Xin has no one to take responsibility for this matter, how can he not make Nova heartbroken.

Chinese culture is broad and profound, Li Le didn't have time to explain to Nova who Jingjing was, he could only say: "Don't be too sad, Fu Xin still loves you very much, and he will ......come back when he calms down."

Before Li Le's words were finished, Fu Xin rushed in from outside.

This guy shouted: "Something is wrong, the police are coming!" ”

A room full of people was stupid.