"Lady, what's wrong with you?"

"Ah!!h Xue Hotaru is going crazy, this little bit is deliberate, definitely intentional! I didn't think that one day she would suffer such a big loss, she was molested by a little yellow chicken, and she returned the lady's son, damnable, really hateful! What a stain on life!

"Lady, are you uncomfortable?" At the critical moment, the little yellow chicken made another miracle sword. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Click! It was as if something was broken.

"Hey, hey, hey, just kill you!" Xue Hotaru lowered her head slightly, her face seemed to be covered with a black shadow, and she couldn't see her expression clearly.

Her voice was soft and beautiful, as clear as the tinkling of spring water, and as ethereal as a valley after the rain. But the words that came out made people only feel numb all over their bodies, goosebumps, eerie and terrifying, too mad. Her whole body was covered with a thick layer of black fog, which gave people the feeling of danger, as if it would break down at any time.

"Huh? Something seems wrong? This time it was the little yellow chicken's turn to be stunned, "Damn, why do you still want to kill me, and it looks more and more dangerous, this script is not right!" Doesn't the book say that between husband and wife, quarreling at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, as long as the husband is willing to bow his head, plus some sweet words of care and gentleness, isn't all difficulties easily solved? What went wrong? ”

"It must be so, I bowed my head, I didn't admit my mistake, well, well, it must be so!" The little yellow chicken thought that he had found the source of the problem, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart that he was too smart. "Good lady, good lady, don't be angry, dissipate your anger, I'll admit my mistake. I'm wrong, I'm going to kneel on the floor......"

The little yellow chicken's idea is good, and he is still secretly complacent in his heart, thinking that he is too beautiful. It's a pity that it doesn't know that it's purely looking for death, and it still doesn't die fast enough to continue to die!

If you don't die, you won't die!

In its mind, Xue Ying has played with its body (that is, it is like plasticine, flattened and rounded, pinched and deformed), although they do not have the name of husband and wife, but they also have the reality of husband and wife. Because its brain is very different from that of people, its thinking and thoughts have long been beyond the sky. After all, it's just a little yellow chicken, and it's inevitable that there will be differences in ideas depending on the species.

It is showing off a good hand, and it is still complacent, and this combat power is still rising, and the ability to make up the knife is getting stronger and stronger.

"There are mushrooms just now, and the chicken stewed mushrooms is very good, right?" Xue Hotaru said slowly, her voice was very soft, without any tone, very flat and cold.

Whew, there was just a gust of wind, and the little yellow chicken's body shook suddenly.

"No, that's right, the chicken stew with mushrooms is good, it's good, I love it!" The little yellow chicken answered, but after finishing speaking, he always felt as if something was wrong, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

"Whatever, it's not about me anyway, sure enough, girls just like to listen to soft words, just a few words, everything is solved naturally. Look at this, as long as Lao Tzu casually admits his mistake and says a few nice words, this little girl will change immediately, and she will make me chicken stewed mushrooms, which is really good, who said that women's hearts come from the bottom of the sea, this is not very easy to control! As long as you master the method, everything will be fine with this little woman. ”

Xiao Jijun's nerves have really been thick beyond the sky, and he still continues to die without knowing it, and his heart is still crooked.

"Lady, that can't be eaten, it's poisonous." The little yellow chicken saw that Xue Ying picked a bright red and gorgeous mushroom, and immediately reminded him, this is a famous blood mushroom, extremely poisonous, this little girl won't even know this, right?

As if she hadn't heard, Xue Ying picked another dark blue mushroom, the location of this mushroom was very hidden, it grew low in the rotten wood, if it wasn't for its faint blue light, no one would have noticed it at all.

"This is a blue glow mushroom, eating it will make people delirious and hallucinate, lady, are you mistaken!" The little yellow chicken was already in a hurry, and the next moment, seeing that Xue Ying finally stopped picking these colorful and gorgeous poisonous mushrooms, it couldn't help but feel very relieved.

Your own advice is really useful, see?

Although the color of the mushroom that Xue Ying had just picked was not bright, it was similar in color to the mushroom she usually eats, and there was no difference.

If you look closely, then you will definitely find that although this mushroom is very similar to the mushroom you usually eat, it is not a variety at all, this is the benzoin mushroom, just like its name, after accidentally eating it, what you are waiting for is to rest and die, a peaceful death, and a silent end of life in your sleep.

Little Chicken doesn't know, if it looks closely, it will definitely find that there are no non-poisonous edible mushrooms around here, all of them are poisonous mushrooms.

Of course, for those monks with high mana, this bit of poison is nothing at all, not to mention that those who can ignore these poisonous mushrooms don't need to eat anymore, they eat at most to satisfy their hunger.

Even if the little chicken-kun knows, it doesn't have any use for eggs, I don't see that Xue Hotaru is now bent on making chicken stewed mushrooms, isn't the main ingredient chick our chick-kun?

Just when Chicken-kun was still indulging in her own fantasies and self-satisfaction, Xue Hotaru showed a smile, her expression could not be seen clearly under the black shadow, but that smile was clear, obviously Sakura lips and teeth, red lips and white teeth, very beautiful. But at this moment, it is covered with a layer of mystery, full of coldness, and it feels only creepy.

"Little Yellow Chicken, how do you want to die?" Gently is the voice, like a breeze on the face, and like a soft whisper between girlfriends, so that people don't feel any discomfort, and they fall naturally.

Xue Ying's slender white jade-like knuckle bone was gently grasped: "Is it a direct one-size-fits-all, or a one-size-fits-all, or a one-size-fits-all?" ”

At this moment, the little yellow chicken finally woke up, and was suddenly scared into a cold sweat, and his fat body trembled, "You, what do you want to do?" ”

"Sure enough, one size fits all is best, right?" Xue Hotaru said softly, her voice soft, and she couldn't hear anything unusual. "With a knife, there is no pain, it only needs to be over in an instant. Rest assured, I am a professional, there will be no problems such as not cutting off with a knife, take it easy, and it will be over soon. ”

"How can you relax, you just want to cut me with one cut, right!"

Xue Hotaru pulled out a dagger and gently gestured in the air, "Relax, there really won't be any pain, soon, it'll be fine right away!" ”

"How do you want me to relax! The silver dagger is right in front of me, and when I relax, are you going to send me directly to the western sky? ”

The little yellow chicken burst into tears, and really couldn't love anymore, what was written in the book was bullshit, and it was all a lie.

"Help!!"