Cao Cao on the side looked at Wang Xiaoer's appearance and said confusedly: "Little brother, what do you mean?" ”

"We're poor there, and we've forgotten to bring our weapons!" Wang Xiaoer said nonchalantly. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Everyone sweated profusely, and they were also sitting at the same time as the princes of Eighteen Miles, so shabby!

He then handed it to Peibo, who cautiously walked out of the tent!

Everyone watched Pei Bo walk out, and they all muttered in their hearts, how can this be like a child's house!

In less than two minutes, Pei Bo came back with a muffled stick on his shoulder!

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"This general, how is the battle going?" Yuan Shao said when he saw that the person was alive.

"I'm sorry!" Pei Bo said with his head down and a red face.

"Uh, you lost?" Gongsun Chan on the side said.

"I beat him to death!" Pei Bo said.

Hey, what's the situation, how can you say you're sorry when you die? Song Qingshu and the gray wolf looked at each other!

"What's the situation, let's talk about it in detail." Yuan Shao said.

It turned out that Pei Bo walked out of the gate just now, and met Hua Xiong, who was being scolded for a lifetime.

Hua Xiong was scolding, and suddenly saw Pei Bo who was coming and said: "Whoever is coming, report the name quickly, my subordinates will not kill the nameless!" ”

Pei Bo looked at Hua Xiong for a few seconds, and suddenly stretched out his big furry finger and said, "... Uncle, you have hemorrhoids! ”

The princes in the big tent couldn't help but sweat when they heard Pei Bo's weak words, this is a war, brother, what are you doing if you have hemorrhoids in the housekeeper's housekeeper, pay attention to the priority of things!

Looking at the extremely strange eyes around him, Wang Xiaoer, who was the captain, scratched his forehead embarrassedly and asked, "So, what happened later?" ”

"Later, the uncle became angry and scolded me angrily, you fart.... Seeing this uncle's strange request, I had no choice but to agree to him and let out a fart...! Pei Bo lowered his head and said embarrassedly.

"And then?" Yuan Shao, who was sitting in the first place, couldn't help but ask, after all, such a battle is really a bit unbelievable!

Hearing this, Pei Bo became even more embarrassed, and buried his head deeper.

“... Later, the uncle turned blue, took off his weapon, fell off the horse with an unsteady, and then knelt on the ground and retched, and then held his neck with both hands, foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes after a few convulsions, and died~! ”

For a while, the silence in the big tent was terrible, and after a while, everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and secretly said in my heart, the dignified tiger Huaxiong was actually smoked to death by fart, this...

"Little brother, is this true?" Cao Cao on the side asked with some confusion.

Pei Bo nodded, stretched out his finger and pointed to the outside of the big tent and said, "I carried the corpse back, just outside!" ”

I'm rubbing, Pei Bo is a genius, Wang Xiaoer thought happily.

"Take a look outside the tent!" Yuan Shao couldn't help but be curious, took the initiative to stand up and walked towards the outside of the tent!

In the cognition of all the princes, it is not surprising that a person dies, and he has seen how he died, but being smoked to death by a fart is still his mother's first time, and without waiting for Yuan Shao to finish speaking, they all roared and walked outside.

Wang Xiaoer shook his head at the few people behind him with both hands and said, "Let's go, let's go and have a look!" ”

Everyone came to the tent with a cheer, only to see a large group of soldiers pointing and saying something in the empty field outside.

This is Yuan Shao's line, seeing that his soldiers are so undisciplined, he shouted with great displeasure: "If you have nothing to do, don't disperse with me quickly!" ”

With Yuan Shao's roar, all the soldiers were scattered!

As soon as the crowd dispersed, Hua Xiong's corpse was presented in front of all the princes, only to see Hua Xiong's eyes on the ground wide open, there was still a little white foam between his mouth, his face was purple, and the symptoms were just typical poisoning and death!

Wang Xiaoer watched Hua Xiong's tiger-like body hang up like this, and couldn't help but secretly say: "I'll rub, I only know that weasels' farts can smoke people to death, I didn't expect polar bears' farts to be so powerful, no wonder there are so few Arctic animals!" ”

And for the fact that Pei Bo can see that Hua Xiong has hemorrhoids, Wang Xiaoer is not surprised, after all, Pei Bo is a teammate of Tara Falgar Luo, and it is not surprising that he can use medical skills!

Alas, the only regret now is that I don't know whether Hua Xiong has internal hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids or mixed hemorrhoids?

The princes looked at Huaxiong on the ground for a while, and finally Cao Cao, who had seen the world, arched his hand and said: "The general is really a strange person!" ”

"Poof!" Suddenly, there was a very loud fart in the crowd!

Pei Bo blushed and said, "I'm sorry I couldn't hold back!" ”

Suddenly, the crowd was silent for a second!

Then all of a sudden, all the princes and soldiers present ran outside like mad dogs, and Mader himself didn't want to die in the same way as Hua Xiong!

There was a mess in the crowd of crazy runners, to Wang Xiaoer's surprise, the fastest runner was Cao Cao, who had short legs, no wonder this kid could become the first overlord of the Three Kingdoms, and no one could match his ability to escape for his life alone!

Everyone is you pushing me, I will retreat, your sa girl ran lifelessly, and during the run, Wang Xiaoer heard behind him, I don't know if it was Yuan Shao or Kong Rong, who shouted: "... Made, my shoes, my shoes..."

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At this time, it was night, and the moonlight outside the tent was extremely bright, and when you looked up at the moon mountain, you could even see it clearly, which was obviously incomparable to the future generations!

The lights in the big tent were bright, Wang Xiaoer and Song Qingshu were eating, Yuan Shao only sent someone to bring the food, and the rest of the princes didn't dare to come over to visit, jokes, with these people, it was simply a joke with their lives!

With Huaxiong hanging, the Bishui Pass was broken with almost no effort, and now the princes are camping ten miles away from the Tiger Pass, and tomorrow is the time to meet Lu Bu, the first tiger general of the Three Kingdoms.

Although Yuan Shao didn't dare to come over, the food sent was quite rich, the food at this time was mostly boiled porridge and fried, Yuan Shao sent a little roasted venison and some rice porridge, compared to this is already a better meal in the barracks, after all, most civilians in this era are only two meals a day!

Looking at the venison on the table, the gray wolf knelt down with a puff and then looked up to the sky with tears in his eyes and said: "My gray wolf finally ate the meat, woo woo~"

Well, I forgot about this stubble, poor gray wolf, as a steppe wolf, and finally became a vegetarian family!

Everyone is a Great Khan!

After frolicking for a while, Wang Xiaoer opened his mouth and said: "Brothers, tomorrow is the time to fight Lu Bu, take him, and our mission will be over, but this Lu Bu is many times stronger than Hua Xiong, so we must discuss the countermeasures as soon as possible!" ”