Chapter 9 Hit Lu Bu with a missile

The gray wolf smiled and said, "Just wait for your words!" ”

"Come on, baby!" The gray wolf jumped off his horse and pulled out a SAM-3 shoulder-fired missile directly from his backpack as he spoke!

I wiped it, Wang Xiaoer and Xiao Ming were both shocked, and then they both jumped off the horse and surrounded the gray wolf and said in amazement: "With this, it's a hanging, you bought it?" ”

"Haha, do I still need to buy it for the Big Big Wolf King, naturally I made it myself!" The tail of the gray wolf's excitement is leaking out!

Wang Xiaoer looked at the battle situation over there, so he pointed at Lu Bu and said, "What else are you talking about, **** mother!" ”

The gray wolf smiled proudly and said, "Okay! ”

After that, he half-knelt and carried the missile aim, while Wang Xiaoer and Xiao Ming stood next to the gray wolf and were excited!

Haha, it's okay now, don't say it's Lu Bu, even the god of war Xiang Yu has to hang here, Wang Xiaoer was in high spirits at this time, and directly waved his big hand: "Launch!" ”

The gray wolf pulled the trigger in response, and a tongue of fire burst out from behind the missile, and then ejected outward. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Smack!"

But the missile pushed forward a distance of twenty centimeters tightly, and it fell at the feet of the three people with a clatter!

....... "Gollum! All three of them looked at the missiles on the ground in amazement and swallowed their saliva.

"I'll fuck your uncle!" Wang Xiaoer and Xiao Ming were so frightened that they were about to pee at this time, and they yelled out directly!

"Lie down!" Wang Xiaoer roared, and then didn't forget to pounce on Xiao Ming with five bars and pressed him down!

"Dang!" There was an explosion, and although the missile couldn't be propelled, the power of the detonation was amazing, and it sounded at the feet of the three people in an instant!

The last thought of the three

"The half of the melon in the refrigerator is a pity..."Wang Xiaoer.

"The homework hasn't been finished yet, and the triumvirate of elementary school students is finished!" Five bars Xiao Ming.

"I'll be back!" Big Big Wolf!

After a few minutes, Wang Xiaoer felt that he had been dug out of the soil!

When he opened his eyes, he saw the big furry face of the gray wolf.

The gray wolf said with a ashamed face: "Hehe, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the test subject!" ”

Wang Xiaoer just felt a little numb all over his body, but he didn't feel any pain there, looked at Xiao Ming under him intact, and then checked himself when he got up, and found that not even the corners of his clothes were broken, what is the situation?

At this time, Xiao Ming burst into tears and took Wang Xiaoer's hand and said, "Thank you..."

Wang Xiaoer looked at the bear-like shape of the five bars and directly pushed away the head in front of him, patted the soil on his body and said, "Okay, don't be sour here!" ”

"Hey, what's going on with us, we haven't even lost a single hair after being bombarded by a missile at such a close range?" Wang Xiaoer looked at the gray wolf suspiciously.

The gray wolf shrugged and said that he didn't know anything either!

Xiao Ming on the side said with an understanding: "Big brother, is this the aura of the legendary protagonist?" ”

I'm rubbing.,No.,The protagonist's aura is that the protagonist won't die if he's seriously injured.,All the girls like his powerful aura.,Is this an upgraded version?,Not only won't I die.,Won't I even be injured?

In this way, there will definitely be a lot of my sisters in the future, thinking of the way he will hug left and right in the future, Wang Xiaoer couldn't help but laugh lewdly!

When Wang Xiaoer was YY, an unexpected voice sounded!

"What a protagonist aura, fart!"

Hearing this voice, Wang Xiaoer was startled, and hurriedly looked at the five bars and the gray wolf beside him, and the two of them also shrugged their shoulders in confusion and said that they didn't know

Wang Xiaoer shouted suspiciously: "Who, who is talking?" ”

"You're in your pocket!" An angry voice came up from Wang Xiaoer's pocket!

Hearing this voice, Wang Xiaoer hurriedly groped in his pocket, and saw that it was his mobile phone.

What's the situation, could it be that his upline Zhao Gongming and Zhao Caishen called?

"Moximoxi!" Wang Xiaoer put the phone and said in his ear!

Who knew that he said on the phone: "You Moses is a fart, who asked you to learn to speak in the tone of a devil, no one called you, it's Uncle Ben and me!" ”

There was endless ridicule of Wang Xiaoer on the phone!

Wang Xiaoer was a little blindfolded and said into the phone: "Who are you?" ”

The voice on the phone came: "Oh, you are really stupid, I am your phone itself, that is, the points exchange system that Minister Zhao installed on the phone for you!" ”

"I'm rubbing, how can you talk?" Wang Xiaoer was a little shocked, this is simply a living person's thinking!

"Don't you understand the matter of the gods?" The mobile phone system said in a dragging voice.

When Wang Xiaoer heard this, he immediately became excited and said, "I'll go, you protected us from the explosion just now?" ”

"Of course, besides Uncle Ben, will there be anyone else!" The phone system said.

After confirming this matter, Wang Xiaoer immediately became excited and said: "I'm rubbing, it's so powerful, does it mean that after having you, I will be completely invincible in the future, and I will completely evolve from a dwarf poor and a perfect evolution to a dragon arrogant?" ”

"It's true that you're dwarf, but it's impossible if you want to be invincible, I can only prevent normal shockwave attacks, and I can't do anything with other physical attacks!" The mobile phone system basically said to Wang Xiaoer unabashedly.

"Well, so someone else punched me, and I was still next to me?" Wang Xiaoer asked.

"Correct solution!" The mobile system replied.

I'm dizzy.,It's not fun.,I thought these were completely developed.,It turned out to be a castrated version.,Shock wave.,There's a bird for this.,You can't put a b on the bomb every day!

Wang Xiaoer said not too relentlessly: "In addition to this, what other skills do you have?" ”

"Of course, there are a lot of other skills.,But it's still locked now.,If you complete the task in the future.,Naturally, other functions will be unlocked.,At present, my basic functions are in addition to these are an anti-loss function.,That is,No matter where you leave me, I can automatically return to you!" The system's voice said confidently.

"What if it's broken?" Xiao Ming on the side also asked curiously.

"This unit will never be damaged except that it can't be started when it's out of power!" The system voice said.

The mobile phone system hit a Hatcher and said in a lazy voice: "You have asked so much if you are annoying, Uncle Ben is tired, by the way, Xiao Er, I will have to maintain it regularly in the future, I am the most annoying dust, okay, I sleep!" ”

"Hehe, the last question, you mean, no matter what the circumstances, you won't be damaged, and you can automatically retrieve it yourself?" Wang Xiaoer said with a smile.

"That's right!" The system sound sounds!

"Huh!" Wang Xiaoer smiled coldly at the phone, then stood up with the phone in his hand!

"It's not good, Song Qingshu and Pei Bo can't support it!" The gray wolf who was always observing the battle situation on the side shouted in panic!