Just grilled skewers, drank beer, and listened to Mo Yifan's supermen story, Zhang Jiuqian touched Mo Yifan's forehead and said, "You have a fever?" ”

"You're just complaining!" Mo Yifan knocked out Zhang Jiuqian's hand full of mutton fat. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Then it's time for you to go to the Fourth Courtyard." The Fourth Hospital is a well-known psychiatric hospital here.

"You don't believe me?"

"! Believe you, a ghost. Do you make up stories? I've watched too many Hollywood movies. Bitten by a spider? ”

"yes, how did I get this ability?" The picture of the stupid thief standing in front of him appeared in Mo Yifan's mind, "Someone knocked on the door!" ”

"What kind of god is pretending?" Before Zhang Jiuqian's response fell, there was a knock at the door. "Who?" Zhang Jiuqian roared.

Mo Yifan leaned back on the sofa in a chic manner and lifted Erlang's legs, "Stupid thief." ”

"Big brother, can I borrow it from you."

Mo Yifan looked at the stupid thief in front of him, what a stupid thief this is to get this step by himself. Messy hair, gray face, chapped lips, and countless footprints on tattered T-shirts. Talking pitifully to the two of them, his eyes were fixed on the skewers on the coffee table, and he kept swallowing.

Zhang Jiuqian seemed to have heard the best joke, and laughed non-stop. Mo Yifan restrained his smile, "Are you mistaken?" You're going to live in my house? Let's not talk about whether we know each other or not. Who do you think would let a thief who had stolen themselves live in their house? ”

"Still a stupid thief." Zhang Jiuqian, who was finally able to speak, added in laughter.

His words made the stupid thief ashamed, and he quickly explained: "I am not a thief. I'm a freshman. As he spoke, he took out his student ID card and ID card from his trouser pocket and handed them to Mo Yifan respectfully.

Zhang Jiuqian leaned over and took a look, "Who knows if you're true or not?" ”

"It's true, it's true." The stupid thief hurriedly promised.

Mo Yifan looked at the text on the student card, "Li Sanyou, Xinnan Institute of Technology." "Mo Yifan knows that Caltech's in the Stars and Stripes Country is a famous university, what kind of pheasant university is this New Southern Institute of Technology? However, the name "Li Sanyou" is a bit interesting and has a number, which is somewhat similar to his name Zhang Jiuqian. "Li Sanyou, Li Sanyou." Mo Yifan read it softly.

"Big brother." Li Yousan immediately agreed.

Stupid revealed some cleverness, "Your ability to pick locks is not refined in a day or two." How do you want us to believe that you are not a thief? ”

"My dad used to be a locksmith and learned from him since I was a child." Li Sanyou hurriedly explained.

"Before? What are you doing now? ”

"Squatting in prison. He was sentenced to five years for conspiracy to commit theft. Li Sanyou replied honestly.

The expression on his face was very strange, with a little pride in shame. It made Mo Yifan a little curious, looking at his home with four walls, there was nothing to worry about the thief, and he had some ideas in his heart.

"The son of a thief, still a thief." Zhang Jiuqian's words obviously stimulated Li Sanyou, he was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, but he tried hard to restrain himself and did not defend himself.

Ignoring Zhang Jiuqian's strange words, and pretending not to see Li Sanyou's expression, Mo Yifan pointed to the small wooden stool on the ground, "Come, sit down and eat something." Hearing this, Li Sanyou didn't care about sitting down, picked up a skewer of barbecue with one hand, and grabbed a can of beer with the other, it was a burst of cow drink, and he was very thirsty.

The biggest advantage of drinking on an empty stomach is that you get drunk quickly, and under Mo Yifan's inducement, it didn't take long for Li Sanyou to explain his family affairs clearly:

It turned out that he had a poor but happy home. I don't want to change the fate of his family in his sophomore year of high school, my father, who has a cerebral convulsion, participates in a theft and successfully sends himself to prison. Li Sanyou, who also had good grades, bid farewell to the university he had been looking forward to for a long time because of the political trial and entered a pheasant university.

However, Li Sanyou is not very sad, because the classmate he has had a crush on since his freshman year of high school was also admitted to this school. When he plucked up the courage to pursue his crush, he found that his goddess had come to this strange little city, and he followed him to find it.

Although the city is small, it cannot support the large number of Chinese. Li Sanyou, who had no clues, searched for a week with a dizzy head and flies, but did not see a trace of hope. Helpless, he was ready to do a business without capital, but unfortunately entered Mo Yifan's house. What's even more unfortunate is that Mo Yifan robbed his last savings, forcing himself to choose pickpocketing. Finally succeeded in getting a wallet on the bustling street, and before he could come, he looked at the amount of money in it, and was beaten by a group of resident habitual thieves. Not only did he take away his labor success, but he also robbed himself of everything except his ID card and student ID. Say yes, teach him a lesson.

Desperate, he suddenly remembered Mo Yifan's generosity, and with a glimmer of hope, he finally knocked on Mo Yifan's door.

Looking at Li Sanyou, who was buried on the coffee table, Zhang Jiuqian poured himself a big sip of beer, "It's also an infatuated child." Mo Yifan lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth, letting out a long breath, "It's quite like you!" ”

Zhang Jiuqian snatched the cigarette from Mo Yifan's mouth and put it in his mouth, "Fart!" Dude is a pervert. You're just as crazy as he is! ”

Zhang Jiuqian, who was in an unhappy mood, refused to accept the call of the beauty and survived on the floor of Mo Yifan's house all night.

The next day, almost noon, Mo Yifan and Zhang Jiuqian woke up from their sleep. Li Sanyou is no longer in the house, and the house has been cleaned up. Although Zhang Jiuqian often cleans the house, he is not as thorough as Li Sanyou. Seeing that the home was spotless for a long time, Mo Yifan began to like the little stupid thief.

In Mo Yifan's eyes, Zhang Jiuqian bought back two fans and two mats, which can be regarded as officially staying at Mo Yifan's house. In front of the counter of the air conditioner, Zhang Jiuqian touched his wallet and hesitated for a long time, should he buy an air conditioner? Or do you want to keep it for the room fee?

In the end, he chose to be heavy on color and light on friends. When he walked back, he stuffed a very heavy mat into Mo Yifan's hand. Ignoring Mo Yifan's complaints.

On this day, Mo Yifan was immersed in the study of his special functions. Eventually, he realized that he could only predict the future for a short period of five seconds, which was a humbling discovery. Five seconds, except that it is easy to use during a fight, just like when I first met Li Sanyou. If you want to rely on this ability to get rich overnight, there is no possibility of buying stocks? T+1 trading system, five-second prediction has a fart! Buying a lottery ticket? It's no fun.

I've read countless YY novels, and the pig's foot superpower on it is not shocking, why do you show this to your buddy? It's good to give a perspective eye or something, you can also gamble on stones, give people a B-ultrasound or something, pretend to be a miracle doctor, and you can see the naked women on the street at the worst.

It was dark, and Li Sanyou, who was running around, dragged his tired body back to Mo Yifan's home. The mattress on the ground made him feel more cordial, but Mo Yifan next to him was yelling for him to cook.

Without him, Mo Yifan had cooked a meal until now, and he threw it all away. When he was not married, the old man was reluctant to let his precious son do it. After getting married, Zhao Ya did it. He doesn't believe in the saying "men are particularly handsome when they cook" at all, and it's not an excuse for women who don't want to cook to come up with an excuse to avoid cooking. Therefore, he often uses the phrase "When you cook, you are very beautiful!" "This kind of thing, Zhao Ya, a stupid woman who doesn't want to cook, fooled into the kitchen.

After eating, Li Sanyou went to bed early. Mo Yifan was holding a book in the living room to read. Without him, Zhang Jiuqian said on the phone that he would come to him with beer and side dishes after work.

"Muhammad! Do you know who I saw downstairs? At midnight, Zhang Jiuqian, who had just entered the door, shouted. "Muhammad" is the nickname given by Zhang Jiuqian to Mo Yifan, and so far he is the only one who is calling, just like Mo Yifan gave Zhang Jiuqian the nickname of "Nine Masters", only when he is in a happy mood, he only shouts like this.

Mo Yifan pointed to Li Sanyou, who was sleeping in the other bedroom, and made a small gesture.

"I saw our deputy general manager Song Shulai downstairs just now." Zhang Jiuqian obediently lowered his voice and said.

"You said hello?"

"Spank! I know him, and he knows that I am the onion. ”

"What's so strange?"

"Hey, hey! In the middle of the night, beauty, vice president. Think for yourself. ”

Zhang Jiuqian had a **** expression on his face. Mo Yifan knew what he was going to say from his face, "Bao Xiaosan, aren't you still a 'friend of women'." ”

"The key is that you know that woman."

"Who?" Mo Yifan's gossip heart was suddenly aroused by Zhang Jiuqian's hook.

"The college student I met at breakfast that day. And they said, Thou hast saved her. It seems that you are right, how can a person who wears a B skirt have youth. Zhang Jiuqian muttered as he pouted on a skewer.

"Yesterday, after Li Sanyou drank a lot, what was his name?"

"! How do I know? Looking at Mo Yifan with a serious face, "Let me think about it." It seems to be quite similar to the name of a star. ”

"Lin Wanru?" Mo Yifan said in a low voice.

"That's right! Right! ”

It can't be such a coincidence, right? Mo Yifan came to the window with a beer and looked at the west house on the third floor of the third unit with the only light on the opposite side. Got into thinking --

A girl who has just been a freshman does not come home during the summer vacation, and tells her family that she is working outside. I am not in the city where the university is located, and I don't tell my classmates where they are. I haven't been in touch with my classmates yet, it's like I'm missing. If it's not really missing, it's doing something that can't be known. Being a junior is indeed a difficult thing to talk about in front of your classmates.

Looking at the little boy who had been running around several times to find her, Mo Yifan suddenly had no interest in talking, and he had no desire to drink. He took the last sip of the can and said lightly, "I'm sleeping." ”

Leave Zhang Jiuqian, who is not interested.